Saturday night and I'm bored
#32
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Originally posted by biggy
I'm so bored its no funny.......think I will go to bed
I'm so bored its no funny.......think I will go to bed
LETS PLAY TIG, OR I SPY, OR HUNT THE THIMBLE
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#33
Originally posted by CUEBALL
NO YOU CANT GO TO BED YET, ITS SATURDAY NIGHT, YOU CAN HAVE A, LYE IN IN THE MORNING, IV`E GOT A GREAT IDEA,
LETS PLAY TIG, OR I SPY, OR HUNT THE THIMBLE
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NO YOU CANT GO TO BED YET, ITS SATURDAY NIGHT, YOU CAN HAVE A, LYE IN IN THE MORNING, IV`E GOT A GREAT IDEA,
LETS PLAY TIG, OR I SPY, OR HUNT THE THIMBLE
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Or how about Hangman, Charades or Noughts n Crosses
#34
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Q why cant women play hockey
A cuz they have to change their pads after every period.
OOPS hope thats not to sexist
Q do you know how men and floor tiles are alike
A if you lay them right the first time you can walk on them the rest of their lifes
Q what did the banana say to the VIBRATOR
A what are you shaking for " shes gonna eat me
Q what is the result of a bomb blast in the middle of a herd of cows
A UDDER DESTRUCTION
A cuz they have to change their pads after every period.
OOPS hope thats not to sexist
Q do you know how men and floor tiles are alike
A if you lay them right the first time you can walk on them the rest of their lifes
Q what did the banana say to the VIBRATOR
A what are you shaking for " shes gonna eat me
Q what is the result of a bomb blast in the middle of a herd of cows
A UDDER DESTRUCTION
#35
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Originally posted by mlbonner
Or how about Hangman, Charades or Noughts n Crosses
Or how about Hangman, Charades or Noughts n Crosses
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#36
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oops second beer just been opened, ill be drunk in a bit
#37
Originally posted by CUEBALL
BOLL***S don`t know how to play HANGMAN, its to complicated for me
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BOLL***S don`t know how to play HANGMAN, its to complicated for me
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Yeah it is a toughie to be fair...... how about tiddlywinks then?
#38
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how about spin the bottle, or postmans knock, these have just been pipped up by the wife.
#39
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nite nite have fun playin hangman
couple ov jokes b4 i go
Nowadays 80% of women have decided against marriage as they have realised that for 4oz of sausage its no worth buying the whole *****in pig!!!!!!
Wise old chinese man say
"Man who walk though door sideways with erection, always gonna Bangkok!!!!
couple ov jokes b4 i go
Nowadays 80% of women have decided against marriage as they have realised that for 4oz of sausage its no worth buying the whole *****in pig!!!!!!
Wise old chinese man say
"Man who walk though door sideways with erection, always gonna Bangkok!!!!
#40
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what do you call a dog with no hind legs and steel balls? SPARKY
mlbonner, you said the other day that you was just a dumb blond?
i know how to confuse you!!!!!!!
mlbonner, you said the other day that you was just a dumb blond?
i know how to confuse you!!!!!!!
#41
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Originally posted by biggy
nite nite have fun playin hangman
couple ov jokes b4 i go
Nowadays 80% of women have decided against marriage as they have realised that for 4oz of sausage its no worth buying the whole *****in pig!!!!!!
Wise old chinese man say
"Man who walk though door sideways with erection, always gonna Bangkok!!!!
nite nite have fun playin hangman
couple ov jokes b4 i go
Nowadays 80% of women have decided against marriage as they have realised that for 4oz of sausage its no worth buying the whole *****in pig!!!!!!
Wise old chinese man say
"Man who walk though door sideways with erection, always gonna Bangkok!!!!
#42
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night night biggy, don`t let the bed bugs bite
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#43
Originally posted by CUEBALL
what do you call a dog with no hind legs and steel balls? SPARKY
mlbonner, you said the other day that you was just a dumb blond?
i know how to confuse you!!!!!!!
what do you call a dog with no hind legs and steel balls? SPARKY
mlbonner, you said the other day that you was just a dumb blond?
i know how to confuse you!!!!!!!
#44
Originally posted by biggy
nite nite have fun playin hangman
couple ov jokes b4 i go
Nowadays 80% of women have decided against marriage as they have realised that for 4oz of sausage its no worth buying the whole *****in pig!!!!!!
Wise old chinese man say
"Man who walk though door sideways with erection, always gonna Bangkok!!!!
nite nite have fun playin hangman
couple ov jokes b4 i go
Nowadays 80% of women have decided against marriage as they have realised that for 4oz of sausage its no worth buying the whole *****in pig!!!!!!
Wise old chinese man say
"Man who walk though door sideways with erection, always gonna Bangkok!!!!
Night!!!
#45
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no seriously
Q how do you confuse an idiot?
Q how do you confuse an idiot?