commonwealth

i now get bored on weekends. i'm thinking of using spare time to make some money.

any ideas?

Shard

Exotic dancer?

commonwealth

mmmm....

ozzieeagle

Have you got a loft and interested in horticultural pursuits ?

GarryP

Write a book?

With proper grammar even?

Maybe a bonkbuster?

spouse of scouse

What are your skills and/or interests?

commonwealth

I'm a chartered accountant but I would not want to do taxes on weekends! Something different. Maybe I'll ask David Jones if they'd let me sell perfumes!

commonwealth

Bonkbuster? I've met a sex worker in a charity event and she told me her job is extremely depressing. Her clients are always below average quality in looks and shape that's why they desperately need a prostitute in the first place!

Shard

More accounting?

commonwealth

No no no no!

Shard

Oops missed your comment in No. 7. If you like perfume why not set up a perfume business or soaps or something like that.

GarryP

A Bonkbuster is a book, usually written for women, with frequent sex, usually of an infeasibly gymnastic kind, and some kind of narrative to connect it together. Thing is, as 50 Shades has shown, quality is not a prerequisite for success.

If you want something really different from your norm, that would be it.

And as an accountant you are already well versed in making sh*t up...

Maybe you could write a bonkbuster about all the naughty things accountants get up to, kind of give the career an image makeover.

commonwealth

Aha.
69 Shades of Gay.

Broad Shoulders

the shipping docks?

Swerv-o

Do you think that sex workers enjoy their job more if the punters are better looking? Or would the rare good lookers blend into the background noise of misery.

I've known a couple of sex workers socially - and neither of them seemed to enjoy it, irrespective of who the punters were...


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