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Old Jan 1st 2004, 11:19 pm
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I find it funny that people mention that immigration never say "welcome to Australia". Were you all expecting a red carpet?

The best I get is a 'good on ya' when I declare the extra litre of alcohol. It is normally followed by "I wish I had 2 litres of scotch at home".

Has anyone actually been welcomed by Immigration?
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Yes..we did!!

when we went through customs at Sydney airport, the place was deserted. There were more customs officers than passengers. They were very cheerful and friendly, and after deciphering that the strange shaped boxes xrayed in my luggage were chocolates, several of them said welcome to Australia. Its nice to see smiling faces when you first arrive, it has set the tone..
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In the past a couple of immigration guys have said "have a good holiday" when I've come in on an ETA through Melbourne. The actual migration trip, I arrived in Brisbane and got a female immigration agent who said "Welcome to Australia" as she stamped my passport!! No red carpet or dancing kangaroos though!!
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Yes..we did!!

when we went through customs at Sydney airport, the place was deserted. There were more customs officers than passengers. They were very cheerful and friendly, and after deciphering that the strange shaped boxes xrayed in my luggage were chocolates, several of them said welcome to Australia. Its nice to see smiling faces when you first arrive, it has set the tone..
I think it was sympathy for doing time in Auckland.
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Originally posted by bondipom
I think it was sympathy for doing time in Auckland.
At least AKL has got it right as far as parents + kids are concerned - you can swan right up the front of the queue at Immigration and they let you get through first.

Just what you need after 30 hours chimp-minding.
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At least AKL has got it right as far as parents + kids are concerned - you can swan right up the front of the queue at Immigration and they let you get through first.

Just what you need after 30 hours chimp-minding.
Thats a good idea. The place was empty when I arrived but very busy on leaving.
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Originally posted by bondipom
I find it funny that people mention that immigration never say "welcome to Australia". Were you all expecting a red carpet?

The best I get is a 'good on ya' when I declare the extra litre of alcohol. It is normally followed by "I wish I had 2 litres of scotch at home".

Has anyone actually been welcomed by Immigration?
I got two letters welcoming me to the USA. Two identical letters. Two identical letters posted on different dates. Twice.
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I got two letters welcoming me to the USA. Two identical letters. Two identical letters posted on different dates. Twice.
thats four letters

 
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I got two letters welcoming me to the USA. Two identical letters. Two identical letters posted on different dates. Twice.
You mean you weren't asked for fries or baked potato, well done, medium or rare, blue cheese, french or Mayo?
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thats four letters

And there are 4 of us. It was a huge pile.
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Originally posted by bondipom
I find it funny that people mention that immigration never say "welcome to Australia".
Now, how does that "Welcome to Jamaica" joke go...?
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You mean you weren't asked for fries or baked potato, well done, medium or rare, blue cheese, french or Mayo?
No...but whenever I ask for a cola drink I get asked out the back and handed a packet of white powder. I use it in my tea...been having a lot of funny dreams lately...just like being back at the Morayfield Skate Park.
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No...but whenever I ask for a cola drink I get asked out the back and handed a packet of white powder. I use it in my tea...been having a lot of funny dreams lately...just like being back at the Morayfield Skate Park.
How are the Columbian neighbours these days?
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Now, how does that "Welcome to Jamaica" joke go...?

is that the one with "wendy" ?

 
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How are the Columbian neighbours these days?
Sorry, no idea...the local news is a bit...local. The Bucs lost on the weekend...and the gators, whoever they are, lost today in the...wait for it..."The Outback Bowl".
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