Timber Floor Au

Do you sit here reading some posts, and think, sod it im gonna reply, cos its ACE !! and i perhaps can add someat, join in !! or it gets on ya tits, and you decide, sod it im gonna state my point lol !!

THEN after typing your reply , good or bad, no one else seems to reply... ARGGHHhhhh i KILLED THE POST !!! ive got the LURGY !!!

Well, any1 feel the same, or am i just a paranoid old git ??

Luke I Amyofath

Errrrr, which one now did you kill, there are soooooo many

Timber Floor Au

FPMSL, i just spluttered wild turkey all over my keyboard ya bassard !!!!

DollyDaydream

All the time mate, all the time

D D

Sue2

Maybe its just what you say

Sue

Luke I Amyofath

Noooooo, dont tell him, let him sit there all paranoid

Timber Floor Au

yeppers D D !

And as for Sue n Luke, you can go off some peeps you know lol !

Jonahs_mummy

ROFL I have been doing that since I joined BE! I used to get paranoid but know I think sod it!

Three Legs

When I kill a thread ... which is more than often I put it down to people just not "getting me" ... or just being a seriously "unpopular" poster

Of course ... I may honk to high heaven also.

Three Legs

ps - I wouldn't be surprised if this dies a quick death

Timber Floor Au

thank fook it aint just me then pmsl

Timber Floor Au

yeahbutnobutyeahbutnoyaseewasntmewhostartedthethre aditwasmollyjenkinsandshesafatslapperwhogavelukebi gglesworthaseeingtoandhesgotmeaslesonhisdickyasees ocouldntofbeenme !

PMSL

rossifumi

LMAO

Jonahs_mummy

pmsl

Luke I Amyofath

I dont give a shite what I post, most times when Im writing something Im listening to the only prolific yankie tune that relates to me:.........

Dennis Leary I'm an asshole....

And proud of it


Folks, Id like to sing a song about the American Dream
About me, about you
About the way our American hearts beat way down in the bottom of our chests
About that special feeling we get in the cockles of our hearts
Maybe below the cockles,
Maybe in the sub cockle area,
Maybe in the liver, maybe in the kidneys,
Maybe even in the colon, we dont know

Im just a regular Joe, with a regular job
Im your average white, suburbanized slob
I like football and porno and books about war
I got an average house, with a nice hardwood floor
My wife and my job, my kids and my car
My feet on my table, and a Cuban cigar

But sometimes that just aint enough to keep a man like me interested
(oh no, no way, uh uh)
No I gotta go out and have fun at someone elses expense
(woah yeah, yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah)
I drive really slow in the ultra fast lane
While people behind me are going insane

Im an asshole (hes an asshole,what an asshole)
Im an asshole (hes an asshole, such an asshole)

I use public toilets and I piss on the seat
I walk around in the summer time saying "how about this heat?"

Im an asshole (hes an asshole,what an asshole)
Im an asshole (hes the worlds biggest asshole)

Sometimes I park in handicapped spaces
While handicapped people make handicapped faces

Im an asshole (hes an asshole,what an asshole)
Im an asshole (hes a real ****ing asshole)

Maybe I shouldnt be singing this song
Ranting and raving and carrying on
Maybe theyre right when they tell me Im wrong...
Nah

Im an asshole (hes an asshole,what an asshole)
Im an asshole (hes the worlds biggest asshole)

You know what Im gonna do
Im gonna get myself a 1967 Cadillac Eldorado convertible
Hot pink, with whale skin hubcaps
And all leather cow interior
And big brown baby seal eyes for head lights (yeah)
And Im gonna drive in that baby at 115 miles per hour
Gettin' 1 mile per gallon,
Sucking down Quarter Pounder cheeseburgers from McDonalds
In the old fashioned non-biodegradable styrofoam containers
And when Im done sucking down those greeseball burgers
Im gonna wipe my mouth with the American flag
And then Im gonna toss the styrofoam containers right out the side
And there aint a goddamn thing anybody can do about it
You know why, because weve got the bombs, thats why
2 words, nuclear ****ing weapons, OK?
Russia, Germany, Romania, they can have all the democracy they want
They can have a big democracy cakewalk
Right through the middle of Tiananmen Square
and it wont make a lick of difference
Because weve got the bombs, OK?
John Wayne's not dead, hes frozen, and as soon as we find a cure for cancer
Were gonna thaw out the duke and hes gonna be pretty pissed off
You know why,
Have you ever taken a cold shower, well multiply that by 15 million times
Thats how pissed off the dukes gonna be!
I'm gonna get the Duke, and John Cassavetes,
and Lee Marvin, and Sam Peckinpah, and a case of whiskey,
and drive down to Texas and say.....

(Hey! You know, you really are an asshole!)
Why don't you just shut up and sing the song, pal?
Im an asshole (hes an asshole.what an asshole)
Im an asshole (hes the worlds biggest asshole)

A-S-S-H-O-L-E
Everybody
A-S-S-H-O-L-E

Im an asshole and Im proud of it

Three Legs

... *ahem* ...

... "Nurse !" ...