A pommie joke!
Nov 17th 2003, 11:39 am
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A pommie joke!
Well I just thought I would share this ahead of the World Cup final on Saturday. There is bound to be a lot of light hearted banter in the lead up so here's one from my (UK) paper at the weekend which is an oldie but a goodie.
Bushman goes into an outback pub with a crocodile on a lead.
Do you serve Poms he asks?
'Yeah, no worries mate', says the barman.
'Righto, I'll have a beer meself and 2 Poms for me croc'.
OzTennis
Bushman goes into an outback pub with a crocodile on a lead.
Do you serve Poms he asks?
'Yeah, no worries mate', says the barman.
'Righto, I'll have a beer meself and 2 Poms for me croc'.
OzTennis
Nov 17th 2003, 11:54 am
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And here's a couple more from the same paper (not Pommie jokes, just jokes).
A man can't choose between 2 woman as to who he wants to marry. He decides he will give them a test. He gives them £1,000 (or $1,000 if you prefer) each and to see what they do with the money. Woman 1 spends 800 and saves 200; Woman 2 spends 200 and saves 800.
He married the one with the biggest 'knockers'
Joke 2 - The Archbishop had to haul a Bishop over the coals over a fraternisation with his housekeeper. Something about finding his vest in her pantry and her pants in this vestry!
OzTennis
P.S. These jokes came from a very serious article which said how important it is for our health to have a good laugh and a positive outlook on life.
A man can't choose between 2 woman as to who he wants to marry. He decides he will give them a test. He gives them £1,000 (or $1,000 if you prefer) each and to see what they do with the money. Woman 1 spends 800 and saves 200; Woman 2 spends 200 and saves 800.
He married the one with the biggest 'knockers'
Joke 2 - The Archbishop had to haul a Bishop over the coals over a fraternisation with his housekeeper. Something about finding his vest in her pantry and her pants in this vestry!
OzTennis
P.S. These jokes came from a very serious article which said how important it is for our health to have a good laugh and a positive outlook on life.
Nov 17th 2003, 11:55 am
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Nov 17th 2003, 12:14 pm
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Very good, liked the first one
Here is one of my favorites.
Why is an Australian lover like a wombat?
He eats roots, shoots, and leaves.
Here is one of my favorites.
Why is an Australian lover like a wombat?
He eats roots, shoots, and leaves.
Nov 17th 2003, 12:38 pm
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Originally posted by PeteY
Very good, liked the first one
Here is one of my favorites.
Why is an Australian lover like a wombat?
He eats roots, shoots, and leaves.
Very good, liked the first one
Here is one of my favorites.
Why is an Australian lover like a wombat?
He eats roots, shoots, and leaves.
OzTennis
