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joggerfan May 24th 2008 7:41 am

Perth = Hell on Earth
 
Too hot, too isolated, too backward....

Why do British people head there? Someone tell me whats so good about the place.

And saying its the lifestyle is not a reason on its own.

LouiseR May 24th 2008 9:24 am

Re: Perth = Hell on Earth
 
Why should anyone "justify" Perth to you? If you don't like it - fine fair enough - everyone is entitled to an opinion.

It just seems strange you want someone to either validate your opinion or to argue with you. :confused:

Vash the Stampede May 24th 2008 9:25 am

Re: Perth = Hell on Earth
 
Yes, it's a terrible place.

Leave as soon as possible.

furkew May 24th 2008 9:31 am

Re: Perth = Hell on Earth
 

Originally Posted by Vash the Stampede (Post 6389940)
Yes, it's a terrible place.

Leave as soon as possible.

Looking at the OP's post history, they are headed for Valencia anyway (supposedly), so its just to provoke people. I would be surprised if they are even in Australia.

Centurion May 24th 2008 10:07 am

Re: Perth = Hell on Earth
 

Originally Posted by joggerfan (Post 6389732)
Too hot, too isolated, too backward....

Why do British people head there? Someone tell me whats so good about the place.

And saying its the lifestyle is not a reason on its own.

Have you ever actually been there ?

tomy2tums May 24th 2008 10:39 am

Re: Perth = Hell on Earth
 

Originally Posted by joggerfan (Post 6389732)
Too hot, too isolated, too backward....

Why do British people head there? Someone tell me whats so good about the place.

And saying its the lifestyle is not a reason on its own.

hot really, never noticed.
too Isolated, really? never noticed
backward, I kinda prefer it that way. I like my kids to be kids.

Maybe you should stay in the UK, as Oz life aint really what your looking for.

Kooky. May 24th 2008 10:53 am

Re: Perth = Hell on Earth
 
joggerfan obviously got bored trolling the Far East Forum.

NCFC May 24th 2008 12:19 pm

Re: Perth = Hell on Earth
 

Originally Posted by joggerfan (Post 6389732)
Too hot, too isolated, too backward....

Why do British people head there? Someone tell me whats so good about the place.

And saying its the lifestyle is not a reason on its own.

Yes, you are so right.

Too hot, too isolated and far too backward. Keep it like that and stay away please.

Thanks :thumbsup:

worzel May 24th 2008 1:17 pm

Re: Perth = Hell on Earth
 

Originally Posted by joggerfan (Post 6389732)
Too hot, too isolated, too backward....

Why do British people head there? Someone tell me whats so good about the place.

And saying its the lifestyle is not a reason on its own.

Heaven on earth for us and many others.

As the saying goes, if you don't like it, **** off!

flowergal May 24th 2008 1:39 pm

Re: Perth = Hell on Earth
 

Originally Posted by worzel (Post 6390361)
Heaven on earth for us and many others.

As the saying goes, if you don't like it, **** off!

Agree :thumbsup:

DunRoaminTheUK May 24th 2008 2:10 pm

Re: Perth = Hell on Earth
 

Originally Posted by NCFC (Post 6390278)
Yes, you are so right.

Too hot, too isolated and far too backward. Keep it like that and stay away please.

Thanks :thumbsup:

Check it out!!!

http://britishexpats.com/forum/showt...14#post6383614

crap coffee May 24th 2008 2:49 pm

Re: Perth = Hell on Earth
 

Originally Posted by joggerfan (Post 6389732)
Too hot, too isolated, too backward....

Why do British people head there? Someone tell me whats so good about the place.

And saying its the lifestyle is not a reason on its own.

ok......I gather

a) fed up with rat race

b) fed up with the Wet, the Cold and the Miserable weather

c) fed up with crowds

that's it

bridie May 24th 2008 3:17 pm

Re: Perth = Hell on Earth
 

Originally Posted by joggerfan (Post 6389732)
Too hot, too isolated, too backward....

Why do British people head there? Someone tell me whats so good about the place.

And saying its the lifestyle is not a reason on its own.

:cake:

I couldnt find a pizza smiley so that'll have to do! :rofl:

eddie007 May 24th 2008 3:43 pm

Re: Perth = Hell on Earth
 

Originally Posted by Vash the Stampede (Post 6389940)
Yes, it's a terrible place.

Leave as soon as possible.

can't be arsed ....so ditto...

I_Will_Freckle May 24th 2008 4:23 pm

Re: Perth = Hell on Earth
 
Yes, Perth is hell on earth. Whatever you do never come here, even for a holiday.

crap coffee May 24th 2008 4:32 pm

Re: Perth = Hell on Earth
 

Originally Posted by I_Will_Freckle (Post 6390624)
Yes, Perth is hell on earth. Whatever you do never come here, even for a holiday.

I won't.

I_Will_Freckle May 24th 2008 4:34 pm

Re: Perth = Hell on Earth
 

Originally Posted by crap coffee (Post 6390627)
I won't.

I was actually addressing the OP but you are free to stay away too. :D

Cheetah7 May 24th 2008 5:53 pm

Re: Perth = Hell on Earth
 
I agree Perth is a shithole.

I do not see why I should be forced to look at dolphins as I come back from work of an evening - I shall have to complain to the council and get them to drain the buggers out of the water.

I hate the politeness of the shop assistants and it makes me sick that our bank have been so accommodating to us - backwards they certainly are. I would like to be put through to an answer machine and not a human as is the case with my bank.

I hate the simplicity of the lifestyle here, I want Indian call centres when I phone companies, not Australian people.

For gods sake, who on earth puts so many cycle routes along the coastal paths to make our lives easier as we cycle? Stupid idea.

Things are too straightforward for me here, my wages are higher, job is better than the UK and I really do not understand why my whole life is easier.

Perth is hell, perth is boring, perth has no culture, perth has no history - ignore its 'own' history - it doesn't count, Perth does not have English pubs, it doesn't have any greenery, the people are too friendly and far too helpful.

Backward bunch of mongrels - the lot of them.

I am leaving, I am booking my flight to get back to the pub culture, the green lush grass, Tescos and the call centres that make customer service calls such a pleasure.

Horrible, just horrible.;)

chris and farideh May 24th 2008 6:15 pm

Re: Perth = Hell on Earth
 

Originally Posted by Professional Princess (Post 6390701)
I agree Perth is a shithole.

I do not see why I should be forced to look at dolphins as I come back from work of an evening - I shall have to complain to the council and get them to drain the buggers out of the water.

I hate the politeness of the shop assistants and it makes me sick that our bank have been so accommodating to us - backwards they certainly are. I would like to be put through to an answer machine and not a human as is the case with my bank.

I hate the simplicity of the lifestyle here, I want Indian call centres when I phone companies, not Australian people.

For gods sake, who on earth puts so many cycle routes along the coastal paths to make our lives easier as we cycle? Stupid idea.

Things are too straightforward for me here, my wages are higher, job is better than the UK and I really do not understand why my whole life is easier.

Perth is hell, perth is boring, perth has no culture, perth has no history - ignore its 'own' history - it doesn't count, Perth does not have English pubs, it doesn't have any greenery, the people are too friendly and far too helpful.

Backward bunch of mongrels - the lot of them.

I am leaving, I am booking my flight to get back to the pub culture, the green lush grass, Tescos and the call centres that make customer service calls such a pleasure.

Horrible, just horrible.;)

OMG Sam I really feel for you to have to put up with so much sh*te everyday, I bet you cant wait to get out of that dump. :rofl::rofl:

Cheetah7 May 24th 2008 6:23 pm

Re: Perth = Hell on Earth
 

Originally Posted by chris and farideh (Post 6390727)
OMG Sam I really feel for you to have to put up with so much sh*te everyday, I bet you cant wait to get out of that dump. :rofl::rofl:

(wipes sweaty brow)

Thank you Farideh, I am OK - for the moment but if I stay here for much longer than I wont be.

Anything could happen.

You must feel sorry for those of us stuck in this hell hole of friendly people and nasty scenery.

Wish us back to the land of the 'Spotted Bull' type pub where a Sunday afternoon will involve lots of alcohol and pub lunches.

Pray for us.:lol:

St.Georges Girl May 24th 2008 6:23 pm

Re: Perth = Hell on Earth
 

Originally Posted by joggerfan (Post 6389732)
Too hot, too isolated, too backward....

Why do British people head there? Someone tell me whats so good about the place.

And saying its the lifestyle is not a reason on its own.

If Perth WA is hell on earth, then all I can say is I really must start being a little devil so I can go to hell when I die.

PS. You don't like many places do you joggerfan. Good luck in Valencia, I have lived there and it gets hot.:)

chris and farideh May 24th 2008 6:52 pm

Re: Perth = Hell on Earth
 

Originally Posted by Professional Princess (Post 6390741)
(wipes sweaty brow)

Thank you Farideh, I am OK - for the moment but if I stay here for much longer than I wont be.

Anything could happen.

You must feel sorry for those of us stuck in this hell hole of friendly people and nasty scenery.

Wish us back to the land of the 'Spotted Bull' type pub where a Sunday afternoon will involve lots of alcohol and pub lunches.

Pray for us.:lol:

I shall start my prayers for my fellow Brits who are stuck in that hell hole, I'm going to send a PM, to the Rudd Government if they can sort something out for you guys to get out, before you get all these nasty nasty friendly people try to help you again.:curse:

joggerfan May 24th 2008 8:44 pm

Re: Perth = Hell on Earth
 
Lots of defensive people on this branch. I was just starting a debate and I am very familiar with Perth and WA.

It is interesting that 99% of the 'returning to the UK branch' are expats coming back from Aus and a good proportion are from Perth! (I am aware that a lot of Brits choose Aus but not 99%)

Of course Perth will suit a lot of people but those seeking somewhere cultural and dynamic need not apply :rofl:

Perthforme May 24th 2008 9:28 pm

Re: Perth = Hell on Earth
 

Originally Posted by joggerfan (Post 6390992)
Lots of defensive people on this branch. I was just starting a debate and I am very familiar with Perth and WA.

It is interesting that 99% of the 'returning to the UK branch' are expats coming back from Aus and a good proportion are from Perth! (I am aware that a lot of Brits choose Aus but not 99%)

Of course Perth will suit a lot of people but those seeking somewhere cultural and dynamic need not apply :rofl:

How high is your pony?

Centurion May 24th 2008 10:35 pm

Re: Perth = Hell on Earth
 

Originally Posted by joggerfan (Post 6390992)
Lots of defensive people on this branch. I was just starting a debate and I am very familiar with Perth and WA.

It is interesting that 99% of the 'returning to the UK branch' are expats coming back from Aus and a good proportion are from Perth! (I am aware that a lot of Brits choose Aus but not 99%)

Of course Perth will suit a lot of people but those seeking somewhere cultural and dynamic need not apply :rofl:

So, again, have you personally and physically been to Perth then ?

I'm curious if your posts are just more than shit stirring trolling.

Oh - and you havn't yet slagged off a city in the Canadian forum yet. I'm sure you'll get around to it in time.

Racht70 May 24th 2008 11:46 pm

Re: Perth = Hell on Earth
 

Originally Posted by Professional Princess (Post 6390701)
I agree Perth is a shithole.

I do not see why I should be forced to look at dolphins as I come back from work of an evening - I shall have to complain to the council and get them to drain the buggers out of the water.

I hate the politeness of the shop assistants and it makes me sick that our bank have been so accommodating to us - backwards they certainly are. I would like to be put through to an answer machine and not a human as is the case with my bank.

I hate the simplicity of the lifestyle here, I want Indian call centres when I phone companies, not Australian people.

For gods sake, who on earth puts so many cycle routes along the coastal paths to make our lives easier as we cycle? Stupid idea.

Things are too straightforward for me here, my wages are higher, job is better than the UK and I really do not understand why my whole life is easier.

Perth is hell, perth is boring, perth has no culture, perth has no history - ignore its 'own' history - it doesn't count, Perth does not have English pubs, it doesn't have any greenery, the people are too friendly and far too helpful.

Backward bunch of mongrels - the lot of them.

I am leaving, I am booking my flight to get back to the pub culture, the green lush grass, Tescos and the Indian call centres that make customer service calls such a pleasure.

Horrible, just horrible.;)

:rofl::rofl::rofl: You poor poor thing you must be in hell!! ;) here have some hugs ((((((((pp))))))))))

On a serious note tho, how you feelin today hun, still bit poorly?

kez81 May 24th 2008 11:50 pm

Re: Perth = Hell on Earth
 
i wouldnt go as far to say Perth is hell on earth a lot of people are very happy with there decision to emigrate here, im off back to the uk in 2 years but i will have happy memories of perth but i just prefer home simple as that really.

Dorothy May 24th 2008 11:59 pm

Re: Perth = Hell on Earth
 
Well, I for one feel Perth is shite. The excellent friends, jobs, house, scenery, slower paced life and general sense of contentment felt by my family are really starting to get on my nerves.

worzel May 25th 2008 12:03 am

Re: Perth = Hell on Earth
 

Originally Posted by Dorothy (Post 6391690)
Well, I for one feel Perth is shite. The excellent friends, jobs, house, scenery, slower paced life and general sense of contentment felt by my family are really starting to get on my nerves.

I know what you mean. The low levels of congestion, drizzle, angry people etc continually bring me down. I so wish Perth was more like Blackpool with the sun:rolleyes:

NCFC May 25th 2008 12:15 am

Re: Perth = Hell on Earth
 

Originally Posted by joggerfan (Post 6390992)
Lots of defensive people on this branch. I was just starting a debate and I am very familiar with Perth and WA.

It is interesting that 99% of the 'returning to the UK branch' are expats coming back from Aus and a good proportion are from Perth! (I am aware that a lot of Brits choose Aus but not 99%)

Of course Perth will suit a lot of people but those seeking somewhere cultural and dynamic need not apply :rofl:

Suits me just fine, cheers :thumbsup:

Guess i don't like cultural and dynamic places i suppose.

I_Will_Freckle May 25th 2008 12:35 am

Re: Perth = Hell on Earth
 

Originally Posted by Dorothy (Post 6391690)
Well, I for one feel Perth is shite. The excellent friends, jobs, house, scenery, slower paced life and general sense of contentment felt by my family are really starting to get on my nerves.


Originally Posted by worzel (Post 6391704)
I know what you mean. The low levels of congestion, drizzle, angry people etc continually bring me down. I so wish Perth was more like Blackpool with the sun:rolleyes:

Yup - we are all just a bunch of martyrs. :rofl:

Cheetah7 May 25th 2008 1:21 am

Re: Perth = Hell on Earth
 

Originally Posted by Racht70 (Post 6391649)
:rofl::rofl::rofl: You poor poor thing you must be in hell!! ;) here have some hugs ((((((((pp))))))))))

On a serious note tho, how you feelin today hun, still bit poorly?

It hurts to cough and breathe in, but Ive slept loads and then trundled off to the bottle shop and purchased some chilled cans of bundy and coke - lovely for my sore throat :thumbsup:


Im OK if I dont cough.:eek:

joggerfan May 25th 2008 3:05 am

Re: Perth = Hell on Earth
 
Hey guys and girls, I am just having a little fun, try not to take me too seriously.

Yes I have been to Perth and as a visitor I really like it. Loved Fremantle and the beaches too. I wouldn't want to live somewhere so isolated though.

I realize some people are really happy in Perth and good for them. Moving abroad is horses for courses, of course! :thumbup:

stariston May 25th 2008 3:24 am

Re: Perth = Hell on Earth
 
Have thay built that pub yet in Carramar ??
seems a good few people reeled in hook line and sinker
A good old British night out is the tonic to cure all Ales please
excuse the pun

Ps Perth is Gods Country

Cheetah7 May 25th 2008 3:24 am

Re: Perth = Hell on Earth
 

Originally Posted by joggerfan (Post 6392229)
Hey guys and girls, I am just having a little fun, try not to take me too seriously.

Yes I have been to Perth and as a visitor I really like it. Loved Fremantle and the beaches too. I wouldn't want to live somewhere so isolated though.

I realize some people are really happy in Perth and good for them. Moving abroad is horses for courses, of course! :thumbup:

You naughty minx:lol:

Im in Freo - its great.:thumbsup:

bridie May 25th 2008 1:04 pm

Re: Perth = Hell on Earth
 

Originally Posted by joggerfan (Post 6392229)
Hey guys and girls, I am just having a little fun, try not to take me too seriously.

Yes I have been to Perth and as a visitor I really like it. Loved Fremantle and the beaches too. I wouldn't want to live somewhere so isolated though.

Oh dear, that word again!!!! :blink::lol:

GinaUK May 25th 2008 1:19 pm

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In addition to what PP said (brilliant post :D), since we arrived six months ago we've been to so many concerts and exhibitions in this totally uncultural/uncultured city that we are fair worn out. In fact, I think I must go and have a little lie-down right now to recover from the weekend. :rofl:

Gina

worzel May 25th 2008 5:21 pm

Re: Perth = Hell on Earth
 

Originally Posted by stariston (Post 6392270)
Have thay built that pub yet in Carramar ??

The prospective landlord is still mucking about. The walls started going up on the shopping centre last week though.

stariston May 25th 2008 7:09 pm

Re: Perth = Hell on Earth
 

Originally Posted by worzel (Post 6393907)
The prospective landlord is still mucking about. The walls started going up on the shopping centre last week though.



I will have a scooner in that pub if its the last thing i do :D

Normal for Norfolk May 25th 2008 7:30 pm

Re: Perth = Hell on Earth
 

Originally Posted by NCFC (Post 6390278)
Yes, you are so right.

Too hot, too isolated and far too backward. Keep it like that and stay away please.

Thanks :thumbsup:

Sounds like you have just moved there with 25 posts. If so, good luck. We are waiting for 457 to come through and heading to Sydney.

Apart from too hot people say the same about Norwich - too isolated and backward, but like Perth I say great and that is partly why we will probably come back in future. Insulated from other UK problems!

Your not missing much at Carrrow Rd - although a tense relegation battle


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