Only in Australia
#1
Only in Australia
Since moving here 6 months ago we occassionally have that '' only in Australia'' moment - I'm sure there are many to add to the list.
1. Tonight the KFC ran out of chicken !!!!!
2. There is an ad on the radio for a gents outfitters which closes with the strapline '' Why are we so popular ? Because we wont send you out looking like a total dick head !''
3. Every job done by workmen '' will be al'right mate'' even when it obviously wont.
Feel free to add your '' only in Australia'' moments
1. Tonight the KFC ran out of chicken !!!!!
2. There is an ad on the radio for a gents outfitters which closes with the strapline '' Why are we so popular ? Because we wont send you out looking like a total dick head !''
3. Every job done by workmen '' will be al'right mate'' even when it obviously wont.
Feel free to add your '' only in Australia'' moments
#2
Re: Only in Australia
Originally Posted by suecroft
Since moving here 6 months ago we occassionally have that '' only in Australia'' moment - I'm sure there are many to add to the list.
1. Tonight the KFC ran out of chicken !!!!!
2. There is an ad on the radio for a gents outfitters which closes with the strapline '' Why are we so popular ? Because we wont send you out looking like a total dick head !''
3. Every job done by workmen '' will be al'right mate'' even when it obviously wont.
Feel free to add your '' only in Australia'' moments
1. Tonight the KFC ran out of chicken !!!!!
2. There is an ad on the radio for a gents outfitters which closes with the strapline '' Why are we so popular ? Because we wont send you out looking like a total dick head !''
3. Every job done by workmen '' will be al'right mate'' even when it obviously wont.
Feel free to add your '' only in Australia'' moments
#3
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Re: Only in Australia
Originally Posted by wengerboy
has to be NASAL DELIVERY TECHNOLOGY!!! i pee myself everytime
"Go from a o to a AHHH"
Then he says: "I feel like a man now!" Oh really? Nasal spray has a sexual preference changing side affect?
WW
#4
Re: Only in Australia
I love the prime time radio ads, "do you suffer from premature ejaculation?".
Another radio one on 96fm when the newscaster made a mess of reading the news & she just said "well I screwed that up". Now, that wouldn't happen on the beeb!
TV, when you have a set of adverts sometimes, then you go back to the program which runs for a minute or two & it's straight into the closing credits.
I'm sure I'll think of more...........
Loopy
Another radio one on 96fm when the newscaster made a mess of reading the news & she just said "well I screwed that up". Now, that wouldn't happen on the beeb!
TV, when you have a set of adverts sometimes, then you go back to the program which runs for a minute or two & it's straight into the closing credits.
I'm sure I'll think of more...........
Loopy
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Posts: 1,487
Re: Only in Australia
Originally Posted by Loopy
TV, when you have a set of adverts sometimes, then you go back to the program which runs for a minute or two & it's straight into the closing credits.
Loopy
Loopy
Its illegal in the UK, but its obviously allowed here. Just watch Better Homes and Gardens any Friday night and try and find the join between where the ads start and where the programme ends. One minute they are telling what brand of wood preservative to use (I think that was part of the programme) the next they are telling you the best paint to buy (I think that was an advert)
#6
Re: Only in Australia
Originally Posted by suecroft
Since moving here 6 months ago we occassionally have that '' only in Australia'' moment - I'm sure there are many to add to the list.
1. Tonight the KFC ran out of chicken !!!!!
2. There is an ad on the radio for a gents outfitters which closes with the strapline '' Why are we so popular ? Because we wont send you out looking like a total dick head !''
3. Every job done by workmen '' will be al'right mate'' even when it obviously wont.
Feel free to add your '' only in Australia'' moments
1. Tonight the KFC ran out of chicken !!!!!
2. There is an ad on the radio for a gents outfitters which closes with the strapline '' Why are we so popular ? Because we wont send you out looking like a total dick head !''
3. Every job done by workmen '' will be al'right mate'' even when it obviously wont.
Feel free to add your '' only in Australia'' moments
#8
Re: Only in Australia
Originally Posted by arkon
Well I just bought 2 boxes of xmas cards and none of the cards fit in the envelopes that came with them!!!
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Re: Only in Australia
Originally Posted by suecroft
1. Tonight the KFC ran out of chicken !!!!!
Originally Posted by arkon
Well I just bought 2 boxes of xmas cards and none of the cards fit in the envelopes that came with them!!!
#10
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Re: Only in Australia
Originally Posted by arkon
Well I just bought 2 boxes of xmas cards and none of the cards fit in the envelopes that came with them!!!
Only in Australia ? We have "Level Two" drought restrictions, and our dams are full at 100% capacity
#11
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Re: Only in Australia
Originally Posted by arkon
Well I just bought 2 boxes of xmas cards and none of the cards fit in the envelopes that came with them!!!
I love your posts Arkon.
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Re: Only in Australia
The weather presenters say: "Well thankfully rain is forecast all week"
It's considered acceptable for tough guys to drink light beer
It's considered acceptable for tough guys to drink light beer
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Re: Only in Australia
Originally Posted by Paul2004
Hi ABC, hope all is well ...
And some Hot weather these last few days, and an Air conditioner packing up !! Someone must be spreading their luck around
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Re: Only in Australia
Originally Posted by ABCDiamond
And some Hot weather these last few days