The Ongoing footballing adventures Of Mr Madsad
Mar 14th 2005, 12:48 am
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The Ongoing footballing adventures Of Mr Madsad
So To Friday night.....another friendly (it was'nt) against a team by the name of the Roosters.
They are an open team (all ages) we are an over 35's. They only arrived with 10 and one of our subs played for them to make up the numbers.
They have two little Sri Lankan guys playing in the midfield who i am convinced are distant relatives of Carl Lewis (stunningly quick), after about 15 Minutes of chasing these two about the midfield i am again blowing out my a*se & sweating profusely!! we held our own in the first half with a 2-1 to them scoreline.
In the second half i set up a quick equaliser 2-2 Hurrah!! and it's game on.......15 Mins later it's 5-2 to them an we are fighting a slightly uphill battle
Anyway.... waiting on a goal kick to be taken and i find myself standing beside one of the Sri Lankan speed merchants, he looks at me and the following conversation takes place
Him: Hey chubby next time i get the ball why dont i run away and you can chase me again!!
Me: yeah we could do that, or i could break your leg off, shove it up your a*se and then we will see how fast you are?
Him: And the chances of you catching me to break my leg off?
Me: stunned silence.
I then went off for a small breather to come back on and in a 50-50 tackle with the guy from our team who had volunteered to play for them, i severely twist my ankle and limp off feeling sick.
FINAL SCORE 9-2
ANKLE STATUS: Like a small watermelon
Out for a fortnight.
Roll on the next game eh!!
They are an open team (all ages) we are an over 35's. They only arrived with 10 and one of our subs played for them to make up the numbers.
They have two little Sri Lankan guys playing in the midfield who i am convinced are distant relatives of Carl Lewis (stunningly quick), after about 15 Minutes of chasing these two about the midfield i am again blowing out my a*se & sweating profusely!! we held our own in the first half with a 2-1 to them scoreline.
In the second half i set up a quick equaliser 2-2 Hurrah!! and it's game on.......15 Mins later it's 5-2 to them an we are fighting a slightly uphill battle
Anyway.... waiting on a goal kick to be taken and i find myself standing beside one of the Sri Lankan speed merchants, he looks at me and the following conversation takes place
Him: Hey chubby next time i get the ball why dont i run away and you can chase me again!!
Me: yeah we could do that, or i could break your leg off, shove it up your a*se and then we will see how fast you are?
Him: And the chances of you catching me to break my leg off?
Me: stunned silence.
I then went off for a small breather to come back on and in a 50-50 tackle with the guy from our team who had volunteered to play for them, i severely twist my ankle and limp off feeling sick.
FINAL SCORE 9-2
ANKLE STATUS: Like a small watermelon
Out for a fortnight.
Roll on the next game eh!!
Mar 14th 2005, 1:29 am
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Re: The Ongoing footballing adventures Of Mr Madsad
Originally Posted by madsad
So To Friday night.....another friendly (it was'nt) against a team by the name of the Roosters.
They are an open team (all ages) we are an over 35's. They only arrived with 10 and one of our subs played for them to make up the numbers.
They have two little Sri Lankan guys playing in the midfield who i am convinced are distant relatives of Carl Lewis (stunningly quick), after about 15 Minutes of chasing these two about the midfield i am again blowing out my a*se & sweating profusely!! we held our own in the first half with a 2-1 to them scoreline.
In the second half i set up a quick equaliser 2-2 Hurrah!! and it's game on.......15 Mins later it's 5-2 to them an we are fighting a slightly uphill battle
Anyway.... waiting on a goal kick to be taken and i find myself standing beside one of the Sri Lankan speed merchants, he looks at me and the following conversation takes place
Him: Hey chubby next time i get the ball why dont i run away and you can chase me again!!
Me: yeah we could do that, or i could break your leg off, shove it up your a*se and then we will see how fast you are?
Him: And the chances of you catching me to break my leg off?
Me: stunned silence.
I then went off for a small breather to come back on and in a 50-50 tackle with the guy from our team who had volunteered to play for them, i severely twist my ankle and limp off feeling sick.
FINAL SCORE 9-2
ANKLE STATUS: Like a small watermelon
Out for a fortnight.
Roll on the next game eh!!
They are an open team (all ages) we are an over 35's. They only arrived with 10 and one of our subs played for them to make up the numbers.
They have two little Sri Lankan guys playing in the midfield who i am convinced are distant relatives of Carl Lewis (stunningly quick), after about 15 Minutes of chasing these two about the midfield i am again blowing out my a*se & sweating profusely!! we held our own in the first half with a 2-1 to them scoreline.
In the second half i set up a quick equaliser 2-2 Hurrah!! and it's game on.......15 Mins later it's 5-2 to them an we are fighting a slightly uphill battle
Anyway.... waiting on a goal kick to be taken and i find myself standing beside one of the Sri Lankan speed merchants, he looks at me and the following conversation takes place
Him: Hey chubby next time i get the ball why dont i run away and you can chase me again!!
Me: yeah we could do that, or i could break your leg off, shove it up your a*se and then we will see how fast you are?
Him: And the chances of you catching me to break my leg off?
Me: stunned silence.
I then went off for a small breather to come back on and in a 50-50 tackle with the guy from our team who had volunteered to play for them, i severely twist my ankle and limp off feeling sick.
FINAL SCORE 9-2
ANKLE STATUS: Like a small watermelon
Out for a fortnight.
Roll on the next game eh!!
canny wait for next game lol
Mar 14th 2005, 6:46 am
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Re: The Ongoing footballing adventures Of Mr Madsad
Love these football conversation posts Madsad.... you should keep a scrapbook of them.... they`re priceless 
Mar 14th 2005, 7:02 am
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Re: The Ongoing footballing adventures Of Mr Madsad
Originally Posted by Stormz
Love these football conversation posts Madsad.... you should keep a scrapbook of them.... they`re priceless
Mar 14th 2005, 8:07 am
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Re: The Ongoing footballing adventures Of Mr Madsad
Nice one Malcom, hope the ankle gets better soon!! 
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Mar 14th 2005, 5:55 pm
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Re: The Ongoing footballing adventures Of Mr Madsad
Originally Posted by BillnLinz
Nice one Malcom, hope the ankle gets better soon!!
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Oh and get some ice on that ankle :scared:
Mar 15th 2005, 10:21 am
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Re: The Ongoing footballing adventures Of Mr Madsad
Originally Posted by madsad
Out for a fortnight.
Roll on the next game eh!!
Roll on the next game eh!!
what a magic answer the wee man gave ya, still pissin massel here
as for the ankle, dont worry about it too much, its still no as big as yir heed
Mar 15th 2005, 11:10 am
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Re: The Ongoing footballing adventures Of Mr Madsad
Originally Posted by soapy
so therees a good chance your team will win this week now
what a magic answer the wee man gave ya, still pissin massel here
as for the ankle, dont worry about it too much, its still no as big as yir heed
what a magic answer the wee man gave ya, still pissin massel here
as for the ankle, dont worry about it too much, its still no as big as yir heed
Mar 15th 2005, 11:11 am
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Re: The Ongoing footballing adventures Of Mr Madsad
Too fricken funny
Mar 15th 2005, 11:16 am
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Re: The Ongoing footballing adventures Of Mr Madsad
Originally Posted by Siren
Too fricken funny
not at the time it was'nt!! the fruit & water diet has started!!
Mar 15th 2005, 11:18 am
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Re: The Ongoing footballing adventures Of Mr Madsad
Originally Posted by madsad
your level of sarcasm never fails to astonish me!!
Mar 15th 2005, 12:03 pm
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Re: The Ongoing footballing adventures Of Mr Madsad
Originally Posted by soapy
nae bother, im always here fur your ego
Mar 15th 2005, 8:26 pm
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Re: The Ongoing footballing adventures Of Mr Madsad
Originally Posted by madsad
ego! that *****ed off after week one mate!! it's all about survival now!!
Mar 15th 2005, 8:34 pm
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Re: The Ongoing footballing adventures Of Mr Madsad
Can't wait to get to 35...I'll be able to turn out for veteran's teams!!!
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Mar 16th 2005, 2:15 am
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Re: The Ongoing footballing adventures Of Mr Madsad
Originally Posted by Badge
Can't wait to get to 35...I'll be able to turn out for veteran's teams!!!
Happy Days...
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Overall the game (against the clubs 3rd team) was played in the right spirit - and the 20mins quarters with drink breaks and roll-on roll-off (Substitutions, not a sexual postion LOL) is great..
Cant wait to the next game, cardiac here I come..
cheerio
