pommie bastard

Old Bailey to reopen as Australias population changes so do tastes , the reopening will be soon the name will also change to the Cammels Hump.
Padbury has already has a Pub along the same lines , picture taken gives an insight to new look.

Wilf

Well this is good news and much as we said eh PB? The little Englanders will rejoice to see that they will not have to live near a "rough pub" full of "nasty big men". They will sleep better at night knowing there is worship at the altar of gods rather than prayer at the mat of beer?

pommie bastard

Good news for me the bloody beer here is not cheap and the Arab way of life is a change for the better , just fitting the wife out now and trading in my car for a cammel.

Wilf

You are a devoted worshipper at the previous place of prayer and so your place in beer heaven is assured. Just say 20 hail VBs and you are done so sayeth the landlord of us all.

I am not sure that the boys in white sheets will like the change but as the money men say we all have to be ready for change and a scary neighbour is just a friend you haven't met yet.

chippy

If this is the pub where the village idiot drinks its probably full of little small men with nasty big mouths.

pommie bastard

No big fat bastards who eat Poms whole, new refugees welcome even nail benders or are you just a bender?

chippy

Good to see you've still got some humour pb, at least that has not been spoiled by your abject failure in Oz.

pommie bastard

You dream on , mummy will look after you this country will not.
Cannot sleep try taking more of your medication.

pommie bastard

New landlord says that profits are up because mark up on soft drinks is better than the Beer was.
Done away with the bouncers now the Poms have moved theres less trouble with drunks.
Food is still selling well but moving more Lamb dishes , still this country will benefit from lamb sales and save shipping them live to the Middle East and having 25% die on the way as they are packed like sardines.
Car Park has cammel tie up now , polution is about the same have you smelt the gas these things give off.
Much more peaceful in the Pub now , must run place is packed.
PS PB and his dead beat Pom mates are not missed

renth

Jeezus, have you smelled those ships. They reek like nothing you can imagine and you get the whiff from miles away, just like the sewage works in Cragie.

These live sheep transporters are also known as Kiwi Love Boats

pommie bastard

Yes I love lamb but after seeing the conditions these animals suffer I wonder how human we are , all for an extra dollar.

renth

And at the end of it all the poor buggers get "hallaled".

I had lamb chops for dinner last night, strangely they had the word "lamb" printed in red along the fatty bit.

What next, sausages with the words "miscellaneous" along their length?

pommie bastard

Be fair it is Australia no use expecting people to know what they are eating.
Last month seemed to be Pig transporting week on the Freeway now these lorries had a smell that equaled the Lamb ships again the animals looked rather cramped in , must give up meat the stuff is starting to look like a living thing.