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Originally posted by The Bloke
Hevs,
Gotcha sussed out I think.
First, the pool pump breaks again and again and you have to call the pool repairman...
Second, the trees need trimming and you get the tree-loppers...
Then we got the spiders......
and now nearly burn the house and maybe get the firemen....
Cheaper to buy the calendars I think!
Hevs,
Gotcha sussed out I think.
First, the pool pump breaks again and again and you have to call the pool repairman...
Second, the trees need trimming and you get the tree-loppers...
Then we got the spiders......
and now nearly burn the house and maybe get the firemen....
Cheaper to buy the calendars I think!
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Now if i do a good enough job on the chimney, i may get a look at the ambos!!!
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hmmmmm
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Pollster, I'm you're biggest fan
Boardy, watch out for us on the telly. We will be a mixed bunch of bomber supporters, (me and Miss G) Doggies supporters ,(Master G and Dad for moral support, (knowing their arses are gonna be whooped) and two not having a clue WHO THE ? to support, but coming along for that friday night footie feeling
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Originally posted by bondipom
LOL
Does the local bottle shop deliver?
LOL
Does the local bottle shop deliver?
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Originally posted by Jaykay
I've actually got a proper device to darn socks if you want to borrow it
I've actually got a proper device to darn socks if you want to borrow it
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(just jokin'!)
It's very strange looking and I have no idea what it's called but you stick it inside the sock and it's much easier to hold the sock with it
Confused? I am which is probably why I've never used it!!
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Confused? I am which is probably why I've never used it!!
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Despite its dubious looks, it's very handy for darning & hand-stitching buttonholes etc.
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Originally posted by Bordy
Heather is Melbournes Equivalent of "Tim the Toolman".
Heather is Melbournes Equivalent of "Tim the Toolman".
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Maybe the Adult Shop on Commercial Road has it on DVD?
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Originally posted by anya4oz
Well I've painstakingly searched all the adult cable channels here in the apartment for 'Tim The Toolman' but all to no avail...
Maybe the Adult Shop on Commercial Road has it on DVD?
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Anya.
Well I've painstakingly searched all the adult cable channels here in the apartment for 'Tim The Toolman' but all to no avail...
Maybe the Adult Shop on Commercial Road has it on DVD?
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Anya.
Not THAT kind of tool you dill. :scared:
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