OK, who's had the worse morning
May 5th 2004, 1:45 am
#31
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Someone - give this woman a mini series... would make great TV!:scared: 
May 5th 2004, 2:36 am
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good you did not burn the house down
not so good you attemted to BBQ your hand and head
whatever you do, leave the nailgun alone
:scared:
not so good you attemted to BBQ your hand and head
whatever you do, leave the nailgun alone
:scared:
May 5th 2004, 3:25 am
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..........must add you also probably gave the neighbours a free show...............
May 5th 2004, 5:37 am
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Originally posted by Larissa
Someone - give this woman a mini series... would make great TV!:scared:
Someone - give this woman a mini series... would make great TV!:scared:
Heather is Melbournes Equivalent of "Tim the Toolman".
May 5th 2004, 6:18 am
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Re: OK, who's had the worse morning
Originally posted by johanne
for some reason i imagined patsy from ab fab with a fag in her gob running around looking for an hose pipe shouting for gods sake eddie turn the tap on...dont ask me why.
for some reason i imagined patsy from ab fab with a fag in her gob running around looking for an hose pipe shouting for gods sake eddie turn the tap on...dont ask me why.
sorry hevs, I know we have never met, but as I laughed myself silly, the same thing sprung to mind!!!
hilarious!!!
You probably dont know this but here in the uk there is an advert for a blokes mag called 'Nuts', and it says dont expect the men in your life to do anything on a thursday (its the day the mag comes out)..........and shows a woman trying to drill a hole with a power drill....needless to say the drill flies across the wall scratching the paper.............next time i see this i will think of you!!!!!!!
have fun.........
sue
May 5th 2004, 6:42 am
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OMG! and :scared:
Growing up in Oz, I learned how dangerous fire is.....
Well, good on ya for dealing with it!
and :scared: Growing up in Oz, I learned how dangerous fire is.....
Well, good on ya for dealing with it!
May 5th 2004, 7:31 am
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I think it would be a good idea if Hevs joined the CFA
( Country Fire Authority ) and she could make a giant VB bottle for putting out fires around SE Melbourne.
( Country Fire Authority ) and she could make a giant VB bottle for putting out fires around SE Melbourne.
May 5th 2004, 11:20 am
#38
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Re: OK, who's had the worse morning
Originally posted by Bluerobot
I know you are short of water & on water restrictions but why did you use VB to try to put out a fire? Keep the Vodka locked in the cupboard next time you have a fire, as it would make the fire worse if you poured that on it.
Hope you didn't use any water out of the tank, HUP would do his nut!:scared:
Don't suppose you thought about calling the Fireo's? On second thoughts in the land that time forgot you would probably get a bill, or have to pay stamp duty for something vague.
Glad you are OK, & thanks for giving us all a larf.
I know you are short of water & on water restrictions but why did you use VB to try to put out a fire? Keep the Vodka locked in the cupboard next time you have a fire, as it would make the fire worse if you poured that on it.
Hope you didn't use any water out of the tank, HUP would do his nut!:scared:
Don't suppose you thought about calling the Fireo's? On second thoughts in the land that time forgot you would probably get a bill, or have to pay stamp duty for something vague.
Glad you are OK, & thanks for giving us all a larf.
We paind $70 to fill the tank the thursday after you left and its pissed it down eversince
Its torment to watch the water run out of the tank all over the floor
The land that time forgot, still
at that one, cheeky mo fo!
May 5th 2004, 11:21 am
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Originally posted by Bordy
Heather is Melbournes Equivalent of "Tim the Toolman".
Heather is Melbournes Equivalent of "Tim the Toolman".
You off to the Telstra dome friday Boardy???
May 5th 2004, 11:23 am
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Originally posted by footie chick
Hevs glad to see you are ok.
Can`t having you burn the house down before i even set foot in it
footie x
Hevs glad to see you are ok.
Can`t having you burn the house down before i even set foot in it
footie x
May 5th 2004, 3:31 pm
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Originally posted by hevs
footie, you best hurry, i'm gonig up on the roof to fix the coonara chimney next. Lets face it mate, i might not survive
footie, you best hurry, i'm gonig up on the roof to fix the coonara chimney next. Lets face it mate, i might not survive
Can't wait for THAT account!
Thought of you yesterday, hevs, as I started up my chainsaw to chop up shome wood for the fire. Gave hubby a fright as he was just coming round the corner when the 'saw roared into life and he had an Eminem type figure brandishing it in his face!
May 5th 2004, 5:36 pm
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Originally posted by hevs
Is that anything like "bob the builder" but for the grown ups
You off to the Telstra dome friday Boardy???
Is that anything like "bob the builder" but for the grown ups
You off to the Telstra dome friday Boardy???
No quiet night in on Friday Hevs watching it on TV. Big day on Saturday meeting you then party on Sat night where this chick has hired a rock band to play in her back yard for her 30th !!!!
May 5th 2004, 11:43 pm
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Hevs,
Gotcha sussed out I think.
First, the pool pump breaks again and again and you have to call the pool repairman...
Second, the trees need trimming and you get the tree-loppers...
Then we got the spiders......
and now nearly burn the house and maybe get the firemen....
Cheaper to buy the calendars I think!
Gotcha sussed out I think.
First, the pool pump breaks again and again and you have to call the pool repairman...
Second, the trees need trimming and you get the tree-loppers...
Then we got the spiders......
and now nearly burn the house and maybe get the firemen....
Cheaper to buy the calendars I think!
May 6th 2004, 2:17 am
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Gonna hijack your thread here Hevs cos I promised The Bloke if he made it to 100 he could have a kangaroo..... no, shut up the rest of you, only The Bloke gets one now cos he's lovely and he's mine and I have to be nice or he'll divorce me and I'll have to go back to the UK :scared:
(and I think he's right about the calendar theory!)
(and I think he's right about the calendar theory!)
Last edited by Pollyana; Jan 5th 2007 at 10:14 pm.
May 6th 2004, 9:45 am
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Originally posted by The Bloke
Hevs,
Gotcha sussed out I think.
First, the pool pump breaks again and again and you have to call the pool repairman...
Second, the trees need trimming and you get the tree-loppers...
Then we got the spiders......
and now nearly burn the house and maybe get the firemen....
Cheaper to buy the calendars I think!
Hevs,
Gotcha sussed out I think.
First, the pool pump breaks again and again and you have to call the pool repairman...
Second, the trees need trimming and you get the tree-loppers...
Then we got the spiders......
and now nearly burn the house and maybe get the firemen....
Cheaper to buy the calendars I think!
Does the local bottle shop deliver?
