OK, who's had the worse morning
May 4th 2004, 6:11 pm
#16
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oh Hevs
Your poor thing... it must of been terrifying for you. Though I laughed whilst reading your thread I was also scared for you.
I know you are Felicity Kendall in real life but please take it a little easier with things.
P.s. Me gym is ready , just come round whenever you fancy a workout.
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BooBoo:lecture:
Your poor thing... it must of been terrifying for you. Though I laughed whilst reading your thread I was also scared for you.
I know you are Felicity Kendall in real life but please take it a little easier with things.
P.s. Me gym is ready , just come round whenever you fancy a workout.
hugs
BooBoo:lecture:
May 4th 2004, 6:14 pm
#17
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Hev's sorry to hear about your morning!!
I knew that I avoided DIY for a reason!!
I knew that I avoided DIY for a reason!!
May 4th 2004, 6:24 pm
#18
yer twistin mi melons man
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Re: OK, who's had the worse morning
[QUOTE]Originally posted by hevs
ME!!!!!!!!
I just had my house on fire!!!
Itits way out of the hole!!! So i run round the house desperately seeking a bucket, couldn't locate one, so grabbed the nearest thing to get some water into. A VB bottle brought round the side of the house by the bloody dog!
Good lord
for some reason i imagined patsy from ab fab with a fag in her gob running around looking for an hose pipe shouting for gods sake eddie turn the tap on...dont ask me why.
hope the house and you are ok, just had a look outside and cant see smoke so i guess you are fine, cya saturday
johanne..
ME!!!!!!!!
I just had my house on fire!!!
Itits way out of the hole!!! So i run round the house desperately seeking a bucket, couldn't locate one, so grabbed the nearest thing to get some water into. A VB bottle brought round the side of the house by the bloody dog!
Good lord
for some reason i imagined patsy from ab fab with a fag in her gob running around looking for an hose pipe shouting for gods sake eddie turn the tap on...dont ask me why.
hope the house and you are ok, just had a look outside and cant see smoke so i guess you are fine, cya saturday
johanne..
May 4th 2004, 6:28 pm
#19
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Well it was a Full Moon & an eclipse of the moon & the weirdest things happen to the weirdest people. 
May 4th 2004, 6:37 pm
#20
yer twistin mi melons man
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Originally posted by Bordy
Well it was a Full Moon & an eclipse of the moon & the weirdest things happen to the weirdest people.
Well it was a Full Moon & an eclipse of the moon & the weirdest things happen to the weirdest people.
Hi Bordy, just been for a mad drive around Ferntree Gully and got lost, decided to pull over at the end of the road next to a park and yes i was on your street... nice on there isnt it...
May 4th 2004, 6:44 pm
#21
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Originally posted by johanne
yes i was on your street... nice on there isnt it...
yes i was on your street... nice on there isnt it...
May 4th 2004, 6:55 pm
#22
yer twistin mi melons man
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Originally posted by HUP
Not that your stalking or anything
Not that your stalking or anything
May 4th 2004, 7:00 pm
#23
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Originally posted by johanne
Hi Bordy, just been for a mad drive around Ferntree Gully and got lost, decided to pull over at the end of the road next to a park and yes i was on your street... nice on there isnt it...
Hi Bordy, just been for a mad drive around Ferntree Gully and got lost, decided to pull over at the end of the road next to a park and yes i was on your street... nice on there isnt it...
May 4th 2004, 8:06 pm
#24
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you're all a bunch of you know whats!!
ok, a few replies.
Jaykay, mate, keep it, you never know when it may come in handy
Pol and Mrs DB enuff with the tupperware already
BP. I really don't know what you're getting at
BOR. long time no see, hope all is well, glad i gave you a laugh
Boo boo, my darling don't you fret. You'll be more worried when you see me having a heart attack in ya gym
Clare, its one way to sort the heating probs
Jo, me and ab fab couldn't be further apart, trust me!!!
Boardy, i'll deal with you on satday, high from our can of whoop ass we will be opening on the doggies
Jaykay, mate, keep it, you never know when it may come in handy
Pol and Mrs DB enuff with the tupperware already
BP. I really don't know what you're getting at
BOR. long time no see, hope all is well, glad i gave you a laugh
Boo boo, my darling don't you fret. You'll be more worried when you see me having a heart attack in ya gym
Clare, its one way to sort the heating probs
Jo, me and ab fab couldn't be further apart, trust me!!!
Boardy, i'll deal with you on satday, high from our can of whoop ass we will be opening on the doggies
May 4th 2004, 9:45 pm
#25
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Re: you're all a bunch of you know whats!!
Originally posted by hevs
BP. I really don't know what you're getting at
BP. I really don't know what you're getting at
May 4th 2004, 9:50 pm
#26
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Hevs, shouldn't laugh, but that's a classic and I now have this very bizzare mental picture going on, like something out of a slapstick comedy!
Still, glad to see you saved the day (and the house).
Still, glad to see you saved the day (and the house).
May 4th 2004, 9:54 pm
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Re: OK, who's had the worse morning
Originally posted by hevs
ME!!!!!!!!
I just had my house on fire!!!
Anyway the said hole is now filled and drying, needless to say i won't be back out there till it does!
ME!!!!!!!!
I just had my house on fire!!!
Anyway the said hole is now filled and drying, needless to say i won't be back out there till it does!
perhaps you need an L plate sign on that blow torch?:scared:
May 4th 2004, 10:10 pm
#28
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lol, Hevs, had the miseries today, that cheered me up no end
Good to hear I'm not the only one whos best domestic intentions end in chaos!
Good to hear I'm not the only one whos best domestic intentions end in chaos!
May 4th 2004, 10:12 pm
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Hevs glad to see you are ok.
Can`t having you burn the house down before i even set foot in it
footie x
Can`t having you burn the house down before i even set foot in it
footie x
May 5th 2004, 1:00 am
#30
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Re: OK, who's had the worse morning
Bloody hell Hevs! I know its bloody cold in Melbourne, but its a bit drastic, setting the house on fire just to get warm.
I know you are short of water & on water restrictions but why did you use VB to try to put out a fire? Keep the Vodka locked in the cupboard next time you have a fire, as it would make the fire worse if you poured that on it.
Hope you didn't use any water out of the tank, HUP would do his nut!:scared:
Don't suppose you thought about calling the Fireo's? On second thoughts in the land that time forgot you would probably get a bill, or have to pay stamp duty for something vague.
Glad you are OK, & thanks for giving us all a larf.
I know you are short of water & on water restrictions but why did you use VB to try to put out a fire? Keep the Vodka locked in the cupboard next time you have a fire, as it would make the fire worse if you poured that on it.
Hope you didn't use any water out of the tank, HUP would do his nut!:scared:
Don't suppose you thought about calling the Fireo's? On second thoughts in the land that time forgot you would probably get a bill, or have to pay stamp duty for something vague.
Glad you are OK, & thanks for giving us all a larf.
