need to step away from the computer!
May 25th 2005, 10:28 am
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need to step away from the computer!
Once upon a time there were four people;
Their names were Everybody, Somebody, Nobody and Anybody.
Whenever there was an important document to be found/faxed/emailed/posted/couriered , Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it. Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it.
When Nobody did it, Everybody got angry because it was Everybody's job.
Everybody thought that Somebody would do it, but Nobody realized that Nobody would do it.
So consequently Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anybody could have done in the first place.
george x
Their names were Everybody, Somebody, Nobody and Anybody.
Whenever there was an important document to be found/faxed/emailed/posted/couriered , Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it. Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it.
When Nobody did it, Everybody got angry because it was Everybody's job.
Everybody thought that Somebody would do it, but Nobody realized that Nobody would do it.
So consequently Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anybody could have done in the first place.
george x
May 25th 2005, 11:05 am
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Re: need to step away from the computer!
I think we should put it to a poll George 
May 25th 2005, 11:07 am
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Re: need to step away from the computer!
Originally Posted by noregrets
Once upon a time there were four people;
Their names were Everybody, Somebody, Nobody and Anybody.
Whenever there was an important document to be found/faxed/emailed/posted/couriered , Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it. Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it.
When Nobody did it, Everybody got angry because it was Everybody's job.
Everybody thought that Somebody would do it, but Nobody realized that Nobody would do it.
So consequently Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anybody could have done in the first place.
george x
Their names were Everybody, Somebody, Nobody and Anybody.
Whenever there was an important document to be found/faxed/emailed/posted/couriered , Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it. Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it.
When Nobody did it, Everybody got angry because it was Everybody's job.
Everybody thought that Somebody would do it, but Nobody realized that Nobody would do it.
So consequently Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anybody could have done in the first place.
george x
May 25th 2005, 11:10 am
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Re: need to step away from the computer!
Originally Posted by louise4
May 25th 2005, 1:17 pm
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Re: need to step away from the computer!
Originally Posted by Bix
Ah Louise......my wish for all women.....dumbstruck
Enjoy Bix, it doesn't last you know
May 25th 2005, 1:26 pm
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Re: need to step away from the computer!
Got another one.
Early one moring in the middle of the night
Two dead men got up to fight
Back to back they faced each other
drew their swords and shot each other
And if you don't think that this is true
Ask the blind man he saw it too
P.S Told ya Bix
Early one moring in the middle of the night
Two dead men got up to fight
Back to back they faced each other
drew their swords and shot each other
And if you don't think that this is true
Ask the blind man he saw it too
P.S Told ya Bix
May 25th 2005, 1:33 pm
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Re: need to step away from the computer!
Originally Posted by louise4
Got another one.
Early one moring in the middle of the night
Two dead men got up to fight
Back to back they faced each other
drew their swords and shot each other
And if you don't think that this is true
Ask the blind man he saw it too
Early one moring in the middle of the night
Two dead men got up to fight
Back to back they faced each other
drew their swords and shot each other
And if you don't think that this is true
Ask the blind man he saw it too
So two zombies with hidden pistols shot each other in the presence of a blind man. Have you reported this?
JTL
May 25th 2005, 1:33 pm
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Re: need to step away from the computer!
Originally Posted by noregrets
Once upon a time there were four people;
Their names were Everybody, Somebody, Nobody and Anybody.
Whenever there was an important document to be found/faxed/emailed/posted/couriered , Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it. Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it.
When Nobody did it, Everybody got angry because it was Everybody's job.
Everybody thought that Somebody would do it, but Nobody realized that Nobody would do it.
So consequently Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anybody could have done in the first place.
george x
Their names were Everybody, Somebody, Nobody and Anybody.
Whenever there was an important document to be found/faxed/emailed/posted/couriered , Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it. Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it.
When Nobody did it, Everybody got angry because it was Everybody's job.
Everybody thought that Somebody would do it, but Nobody realized that Nobody would do it.
So consequently Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anybody could have done in the first place.
george x
May 25th 2005, 1:36 pm
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Re: need to step away from the computer!
Originally Posted by JackTheLad
So two zombies with hidden pistols shot each other in the presence of a blind man. Have you reported this?
JTL
JTL
Do you think the mods will be interested then
May 25th 2005, 1:37 pm
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Re: need to step away from the computer!
Originally Posted by moneypen20
Think I must be double schizoprenic - I am all four of the above in our house - confused? you will be
Hehehe do you talk to yourself often moneypen
May 25th 2005, 1:38 pm
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Re: need to step away from the computer!
Originally Posted by moneypen20
Think I must be double schizoprenic - I am all four of the above in our house - confused? you will be
me too - finally the penny has dropped
sent karma x
May 25th 2005, 1:39 pm
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Re: need to step away from the computer!
Originally Posted by louise4
Do you think the mods will be interested then
No, but the National Enquirer might be, or that thing on foxtel here, oh, 'Unsolved Mysteries', they do stuff like that.
Y'know the kind of thing, dead man rings his widow and she dies of a heart attack.
Two zombies shooting each other would be perfect for them.
JTL
May 25th 2005, 1:53 pm
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Re: need to step away from the computer!
Originally Posted by Bix
Ah Louise......my wish for all women.....dumbstruck
May 25th 2005, 2:35 pm
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Re: need to step away from the computer!
Originally Posted by Anne4Terry
Unlike men of course who are just dumb!!!
May 25th 2005, 3:19 pm
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Re: need to step away from the computer!
Originally Posted by Bix
Ah Louise......my wish for all women.....dumbstruck