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noregrets May 24th 2005 10:28 pm

need to step away from the computer!
 
Once upon a time there were four people;
Their names were Everybody, Somebody, Nobody and Anybody.
Whenever there was an important document to be found/faxed/emailed/posted/couriered , Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it. Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it.
When Nobody did it, Everybody got angry because it was Everybody's job.
Everybody thought that Somebody would do it, but Nobody realized that Nobody would do it.
So consequently Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anybody could have done in the first place.

george x

Bix May 24th 2005 11:05 pm

Re: need to step away from the computer!
 
I think we should put it to a poll George ;)

louise4 May 24th 2005 11:07 pm

Re: need to step away from the computer!
 

Originally Posted by noregrets
Once upon a time there were four people;
Their names were Everybody, Somebody, Nobody and Anybody.
Whenever there was an important document to be found/faxed/emailed/posted/couriered , Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it. Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it.
When Nobody did it, Everybody got angry because it was Everybody's job.
Everybody thought that Somebody would do it, but Nobody realized that Nobody would do it.
So consequently Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anybody could have done in the first place.

george x

:confused: :D

Bix May 24th 2005 11:10 pm

Re: need to step away from the computer!
 

Originally Posted by louise4
:confused: :D

Ah Louise......my wish for all women.....dumbstruck :p

louise4 May 25th 2005 1:17 am

Re: need to step away from the computer!
 

Originally Posted by Bix
Ah Louise......my wish for all women.....dumbstruck :p


Enjoy Bix, it doesn't last you know :p

louise4 May 25th 2005 1:26 am

Re: need to step away from the computer!
 
Got another one.

Early one moring in the middle of the night
Two dead men got up to fight
Back to back they faced each other
drew their swords and shot each other
And if you don't think that this is true
Ask the blind man he saw it too

:)

P.S Told ya Bix

JackTheLad May 25th 2005 1:33 am

Re: need to step away from the computer!
 

Originally Posted by louise4
Got another one.

Early one moring in the middle of the night
Two dead men got up to fight
Back to back they faced each other
drew their swords and shot each other
And if you don't think that this is true
Ask the blind man he saw it too


So two zombies with hidden pistols shot each other in the presence of a blind man. Have you reported this?

JTL

moneypenny20 May 25th 2005 1:33 am

Re: need to step away from the computer!
 

Originally Posted by noregrets
Once upon a time there were four people;
Their names were Everybody, Somebody, Nobody and Anybody.
Whenever there was an important document to be found/faxed/emailed/posted/couriered , Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it. Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it.
When Nobody did it, Everybody got angry because it was Everybody's job.
Everybody thought that Somebody would do it, but Nobody realized that Nobody would do it.
So consequently Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anybody could have done in the first place.

george x

Think I must be double schizoprenic - I am all four of the above in our house - confused? you will be :eek:

louise4 May 25th 2005 1:36 am

Re: need to step away from the computer!
 

Originally Posted by JackTheLad
So two zombies with hidden pistols shot each other in the presence of a blind man. Have you reported this?

JTL


Do you think the mods will be interested then :D

louise4 May 25th 2005 1:37 am

Re: need to step away from the computer!
 

Originally Posted by moneypen20
Think I must be double schizoprenic - I am all four of the above in our house - confused? you will be :eek:


Hehehe do you talk to yourself often moneypen :eek:

noregrets May 25th 2005 1:38 am

Re: need to step away from the computer!
 

Originally Posted by moneypen20
Think I must be double schizoprenic - I am all four of the above in our house - confused? you will be :eek:



me too - finally the penny has dropped

sent karma x

JackTheLad May 25th 2005 1:39 am

Re: need to step away from the computer!
 

Originally Posted by louise4
Do you think the mods will be interested then :D


No, but the National Enquirer might be, or that thing on foxtel here, oh, 'Unsolved Mysteries', they do stuff like that.

Y'know the kind of thing, dead man rings his widow and she dies of a heart attack.

Two zombies shooting each other would be perfect for them.

JTL

Anne4Terry May 25th 2005 1:53 am

Re: need to step away from the computer!
 

Originally Posted by Bix
Ah Louise......my wish for all women.....dumbstruck :p

Unlike men of course who are just dumb!!! :D

Bix May 25th 2005 2:35 am

Re: need to step away from the computer!
 

Originally Posted by Anne4Terry
Unlike men of course who are just dumb!!! :D

Mm Mm Mm Mm Mm ;)

wargod May 25th 2005 3:19 am

Re: need to step away from the computer!
 

Originally Posted by Bix
Ah Louise......my wish for all women.....dumbstruck :p

You've met my wife then :D:D:D

Deadmeat May 25th 2005 9:18 pm

Re: need to step away from the computer!
 

Originally Posted by noregrets
Once upon a time there were four people;
Their names were Everybody, Somebody, Nobody and Anybody.
Whenever there was an important document to be found/faxed/emailed/posted/couriered , Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it. Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it.
When Nobody did it, Everybody got angry because it was Everybody's job.
Everybody thought that Somebody would do it, but Nobody realized that Nobody would do it.
So consequently Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anybody could have done in the first place.

george x

The stuff management put up on office walls, I dunno ... like "There's no I in 'team'".


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