Merlot

As there has been a boom in Trolls this week on the Forum, I felt I wanted to re-invent myself and would love to hear from others who feel that one identity is not enough

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Log in name: "blaircherie"
Location: "Draughts, sorry not that should be Chequers I think"
Signature:"It was not Labours Fault"

Hi my name is Cherie and I am new to this Forum so be kind with me.

My and my family, 4 kids and hubby are looking to move to Australia as my Husband is possibly being retrenched on 5th May. Because of this we need to make some plans and quick.

We hope to have a few million from our house sale(s). My husband would be classed as either working for Black & Decker or a Prostitute as he is great at screwing things.

I am willing to do anything workwise as I latch on to any hair brained scheme that comes along. And like my husband, I screw things as well.

This country is over run with those horrid people, what are they called oh yes, Chavs. We need to get away.

Any advice you can give would be appreciated.

Cherie

Bix

It's what the rest of the forum have been thinking for some time.

Halelujah, she has seen the light brothers and sisters

ProofReader

The end of ProofReader, as you may or may not know her, is probably nigh. I'm in a black mood and doing plenty of trolling tonight. Also doing what I'm known best for: rightly or wrongly, speaking my mind.

ProofReader

Oh, forgot to say, I'm also not reading the threads and/or replies, simply airing my ignorance.

Merlot

The only way to Troll!

markeh

Dear Blaicherie,

I do believe prostitution is legal in some states in Oz, not sur which but believe Canbera is rife

There may be hope for you yet, but believe that the Chavs may catch up with you one day and it won't be a prity sight

Roll on 5th May

Regards
Mark

Merlot

Also willing to sell my soul and Tony's Grandma.

Yours Chez

ProofReader

Top idea for a thread, Merlot *hic* - here's cheers to you and your namesake!

Merlot

Just need more posters to share their deepest fantasies

Pollyana

I was going to get some gnomes for the new veranda, but if anyone has some trolls they'd like to donate intead, that would make a lovely talking point at parties

Bix

Okay, I insist you use my couch

Merlot

There seems to be plenty around at the moment, some of them part of twins, triplets, quads, etc.

Bargain prices.

M

Merlot

As long as the voices in my head can come too

Bix

This sounds really promising.

I suggest a Vulcan mindmeld and our little voices can introduce each other.

Merlot

Hey the best offer this side of the Tees Valley, as long as da Mrs is alright with that

Come on you regulars, show us your nasty trolly side :scared: