Money saving tips?
#16
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Re: Money saving tips?
Originally Posted by JackTheLad
Consider your thread well and truely hijacked!
Ahh, its all fun!
Cheers,
JTL
Jehovah!
Ahh, its all fun!
Cheers,
JTL
Jehovah!
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#17
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Re: Money saving tips?
Ocelot noses, wolf nipple chips, get 'em whilst they're hot!
#19
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Re: Money saving tips?
Where are you from, nose city?
#20
Re: Money saving tips?
Spare a groat for an old ex-leper...see that would help, pretend to be an old ex-leper, although not sure whether groats are still valid currency :-)
#21
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Re: Money saving tips?
What have the Romans every done for us?
The aqueduct?
The aqueduct?
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Re: Money saving tips?
Originally Posted by Perthforme
Thats enough big nose.
#26
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Re: Money saving tips?
Crucifixion? Good, out of the door, line on the left, one cross each...
#27
Re: Money saving tips?
Originally Posted by bridiej
Crucifixion? Good, out of the door, line on the left, one cross each...
No, I was just kidding. I'm up for crucifixion actually.
#28
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Re: Money saving tips?
That's a very dangerous animal a bomb, great big horns. Or did I dream it?
#29
Romans they go home
Originally Posted by bridiej
That's a very dangerous animal a bomb, great big horns. Or did I dream it?
BRIAN: It-- it says, 'Romans, go home'.
CENTURION: No, it doesn't. What's Latin for 'Roman'? Come on!
BRIAN: Aah!
CENTURION: Come on!
BRIAN: 'R-- Romanus'?
CENTURION: Goes like...?
BRIAN: 'Annus'?
CENTURION: Vocative plural of 'annus' is...?
BRIAN: Eh. 'Anni'?
CENTURION: 'Romani'. 'Eunt'? What is 'eunt'?
BRIAN: 'Go'. Let--
CENTURION: Conjugate the verb 'to go'.
BRIAN: Uh. 'Ire'. Uh, 'eo'. 'Is'. 'It'. 'Imus'. 'Itis'. 'Eunt'.
CENTURION: So 'eunt' is...?
BRIAN: Ah, huh, third person plural, uh, present indicative. Uh, 'they go'.
CENTURION: But 'Romans, go home' is an order, so you must use the...?
BRIAN: The... imperative!
CENTURION: Which is...?
BRIAN: Umm! Oh. Oh. Um, 'i'. 'I'!
CENTURION: How many Romans?
BRIAN: Ah! 'I'-- Plural. Plural. 'Ite'. 'Ite'.
CENTURION: 'Ite'.
BRIAN: Ah. Eh.
CENTURION: 'Domus'?
BRIAN: Eh.
CENTURION: Nominative?
BRIAN: Oh.
CENTURION: 'Go home'? This is motion towards. Isn't it, boy?
BRIAN: Ah. Ah, dative, sir! Ahh! No, not dative! Not the dative, sir! No! Ah! Oh, the... accusative! Accusative! Ah! 'Domum', sir! 'Ad domum'!
Ah! Oooh! Ah!
CENTURION: Except that 'domus' takes the...?
BRIAN: The locative, sir!
CENTURION: Which is...?!
BRIAN: 'Domum'.
CENTURION: 'Domum'.
BRIAN: Aaah! Ah.
CENTURION: 'Um'. Understand?
BRIAN: Yes, sir.
CENTURION: Now, write it out a hundred times.
BRIAN: Yes, sir. Thank you, sir. Hail Caesar, sir.
CENTURION: Hail Caesar. If it's not done by sunrise, I'll cut your balls off.
Cheers,
JTL
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Re: Romans they go home
JTL - one of my fave bits of the film!!
Found this spoon.
Found this spoon.