diddy

An Australian, a Kiwi and South African are in a bar one night having a
beer.
All of a sudden the South African drinks his beer, throws his glass in the
air, pulls out a gun and shoots the glass to pieces.
“In Seth Efrika our glasses are so cheap that we don’t need to drink from
the same one twice,” he says.
The Kiwi, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws his glass
into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the glass to pieces.
“Wull mate, in Niw Zulland we have so much sand to make the glasses that
we don’t need to drink out the same glass either, “he says”.
The Australian, cool as a Koala, picks up his beer and drinks it, throws
his glass in the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the South African and
Kiwi.
He turns to the astonished barman and say, “In Australia we have so many
bloody South Africans and Kiwis that we don’t need to drink with the same
ones twice.”

bridiej

I've heard it before but still makes me LOL!

Shellfish

gimme a break! there are way more Pomes in Oz than there are seffas