Originally Posted by lionheart

Okay, sales team. How many new Lounge lizards did we sign up? Looking through the thread it seems to have gone incredibly well

Originally Posted by gruffbrown

I think we've won them over, they seem to be warming to us

Originally Posted by rushman

I said that the Oz forum didnt know how to make a thread of more than 2 pages or 200 posts and then suddenly three large threads are dragged out on the first pag........why the fock am I explaining this again....you didnt understand it because your f**king drunk. I'll end up typing the same thing again. Read it tomorrow Les If it dont make sense then its probably because i'm a little bit leathered too. Made sense to me though

Originally Posted by G'Day

I know we don't always agree mate, but I'm right behind you on this one. You seem to be fighting the good fight all alone here and you are doing a damn good job of it too. The lounge is the pits (and I too speak from personal experience). That's why this lot have had to pitch up here. And they've brought their own personal mod-on-a-leash with them too -Hi Bob! Aren't you supposed to make sure that this riff-raff stays in the lounge with their inane and common conversations?

And amazingly wherever these boneheads go they seem to bring cyber-slut with them. Her idea of an intelligent discussion always resolves around the bottom half of her anatomy. Sadly, it's probably the only part of her whole body she ever uses, she certainly doesn't engage her cerebral cortex EVER. Darling, it's only polite to engage your brain before you engage your mouth - hasn't anyone ever told you this?

As for the rest of you deadbeats who don't live in Australia, aren't planning to move here anytime soon and probably don't even know where it is (if American secondary school results are anything to go by) ...the only thing your conversations need is a little lockjaw.

Speaking of geography... do you need me to point out the way to the Lounge for you? You seem to have gotten lost somewhere along the way.

"America is the only nation in history which has miraculously gone from barbarism to degeneration without the usual interval of civilization." Georges Clemenceau

Originally Posted by A dogs life

Ballcocks to that. You don't say hi by calling someone a prick. He or she knows the story behind my monicer.

He can apologise or go the way of Brit and Ray.

Originally Posted by A dogs life

He's Eskimo!! Cos thats the latest poster who has taken an absolutely irrational dislike to me.

So Brit is now Eskimo,

good ... sorted...

know we all know who to ignore

Originally Posted by gruffbrown

I think we've won them over, they seem to be warming to us

Originally Posted by lionheart

Maybe we don't need them after all, first toilet roll now this;

http://britishexpats.com/forum/showthread.php?t=338168

Definitely can see how toilet roll and lettuce can put a completely different spin on the decision to emigrate or not. Probably number 5012 and 9257 on my decision list.

Originally Posted by Leslie66

Okay I'm sober now and I've re-read it (not this one but the other one that you told me to read [see above]) ..... I still say you talk a load of bollocks.

Originally Posted by fraser

It's not eskimo, the name escapes me but I'd know it if I saw it.

Originally Posted by lionheart

Maybe we don't need them after all, first toilet roll now this;

http://britishexpats.com/forum/showthread.php?t=338168

Definitely can see how toilet roll and lettuce can put a completely different spin on the decision to emigrate or not. Probably number 5012 and 9257 on my decision list.

Originally Posted by lionheart

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Originally Posted by Tiawamutu

Wouldn't waste a minute of my time in that place after the treatment I received by a certain person (if you can call him that!) last time

Originally Posted by rushman

Pancho strikes again?