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Originally posted by Wilf
He's been moved to the lounge?
He's been moved to the lounge?
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Originally posted by baldbutts
No need to browse certain posts,just delete where applicable the following :
Reported in West Australian/Sun :
Britain/Australia is the worst place in the world for Crime/house prices/dole bludgers/flamin Immos/weather
Mayor I.P Freely said this was a fact and if any one disagreed,he'd ignore them .
A passer by said "I agree,Britain/Australia is a right Crap hole,and anyone wanting to live here must be a jolly rotten bufoon/a flamin' drongo
If you posted this,just sit back and wait for the billy goat gruffs to cross the bridge to the land of answers.
If you reply,then expect to be shot down in flames,,told you are wrong,wait till you get here,but if you are here,you're wrong again.
Repeat to fade.
BB-deja vu anyone ?
No need to browse certain posts,just delete where applicable the following :
Reported in West Australian/Sun :
Britain/Australia is the worst place in the world for Crime/house prices/dole bludgers/flamin Immos/weather
Mayor I.P Freely said this was a fact and if any one disagreed,he'd ignore them .
A passer by said "I agree,Britain/Australia is a right Crap hole,and anyone wanting to live here must be a jolly rotten bufoon/a flamin' drongo
If you posted this,just sit back and wait for the billy goat gruffs to cross the bridge to the land of answers.
If you reply,then expect to be shot down in flames,,told you are wrong,wait till you get here,but if you are here,you're wrong again.
Repeat to fade.
BB-deja vu anyone ?
You are sounding bitter here. You are risking deletion, especially given the humour. This will not suit the advertising at all.
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Fantastic. We now have all the attention-seeking, whinging Aussie bashers in one thread. All we need now is Ceri, Megalania and Pommie Bastard for a full set.
Here's a suggestion. Why don't you all just limit yourselves to this thread from now on. That will keep the rest of the board clear for people who want to discuss A&NZ Lifestyle and Culture.
Seriously people, it is getting tedious. I've been through the immigration process, I've lived in Australia for seven months. I might not know everything there is to know about the country but I'm now in the category in which many would-be migrants will find themselves in 6-12 months time. I read and contribute to this forum partly because I am now able to provide people with the sort of information that I was looking for a year or so ago.
The forum is now being used as a sounding board for people who have decided for one reason or another that Australia is not for them. Fair enough, if you can't get on in Australia then by all means share the reasons in a rational way. But by trashing almost every post you come across is of no use to anyone but your own ego. I know about half a dozen people who moved here at about the same time as I did. They are pretty much content with their new lives. They used to contribute to this forum but now they don't bother because their posts just get trashed. I'm still lurking but I don't know for how much longer.
There is a forum on this site called The Lounge. If you want to make small talk then do it there.
Here's a suggestion. Why don't you all just limit yourselves to this thread from now on. That will keep the rest of the board clear for people who want to discuss A&NZ Lifestyle and Culture.
Seriously people, it is getting tedious. I've been through the immigration process, I've lived in Australia for seven months. I might not know everything there is to know about the country but I'm now in the category in which many would-be migrants will find themselves in 6-12 months time. I read and contribute to this forum partly because I am now able to provide people with the sort of information that I was looking for a year or so ago.
The forum is now being used as a sounding board for people who have decided for one reason or another that Australia is not for them. Fair enough, if you can't get on in Australia then by all means share the reasons in a rational way. But by trashing almost every post you come across is of no use to anyone but your own ego. I know about half a dozen people who moved here at about the same time as I did. They are pretty much content with their new lives. They used to contribute to this forum but now they don't bother because their posts just get trashed. I'm still lurking but I don't know for how much longer.
There is a forum on this site called The Lounge. If you want to make small talk then do it there.
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Originally posted by Rosy
Is that the lounge as opposed to the saloon?
Is that the lounge as opposed to the saloon?
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Originally posted by etlniwd
Fantastic. We now have all the attention-seeking, whinging Aussie bashers in one thread. All we need now is Ceri, Megalania and Pommie Bastard for a full set.
Here's a suggestion. Why don't you all just limit yourselves to this thread from now on. That will keep the rest of the board clear for people who want to discuss A&NZ Lifestyle and Culture.
Seriously people, it is getting tedious. I've been through the immigration process, I've lived in Australia for seven months. I might not know everything there is to know about the country but I'm now in the category in which many would-be migrants will find themselves in 6-12 months time. I read and contribute to this forum partly because I am now able to provide people with the sort of information that I was looking for a year or so ago.
The forum is now being used as a sounding board for people who have decided for one reason or another that Australia is not for them. Fair enough, if you can't get on in Australia then by all means share the reasons in a rational way. But by trashing almost every post you come across is of no use to anyone but your own ego. I know about half a dozen people who moved here at about the same time as I did. They are pretty much content with their new lives. They used to contribute to this forum but now they don't bother because their posts just get trashed. I'm still lurking but I don't know for how much longer.
There is a forum on this site called The Lounge. If you want to make small talk then do it there.
Fantastic. We now have all the attention-seeking, whinging Aussie bashers in one thread. All we need now is Ceri, Megalania and Pommie Bastard for a full set.
Here's a suggestion. Why don't you all just limit yourselves to this thread from now on. That will keep the rest of the board clear for people who want to discuss A&NZ Lifestyle and Culture.
Seriously people, it is getting tedious. I've been through the immigration process, I've lived in Australia for seven months. I might not know everything there is to know about the country but I'm now in the category in which many would-be migrants will find themselves in 6-12 months time. I read and contribute to this forum partly because I am now able to provide people with the sort of information that I was looking for a year or so ago.
The forum is now being used as a sounding board for people who have decided for one reason or another that Australia is not for them. Fair enough, if you can't get on in Australia then by all means share the reasons in a rational way. But by trashing almost every post you come across is of no use to anyone but your own ego. I know about half a dozen people who moved here at about the same time as I did. They are pretty much content with their new lives. They used to contribute to this forum but now they don't bother because their posts just get trashed. I'm still lurking but I don't know for how much longer.
There is a forum on this site called The Lounge. If you want to make small talk then do it there.
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Whats going on - a post appears as normal then next minute its in junk! eh? eh? eh?
Well, if that's what they think of my "valuable" information on how much beer I drink and what I'm having for my tea then they can sod off.
Toys and dummy out of the cot.
Well, if that's what they think of my "valuable" information on how much beer I drink and what I'm having for my tea then they can sod off.
Toys and dummy out of the cot.
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Hello PB are you out there, what did they do to you? are you OK, dont worry I'll email Johnny H to send in the troops.
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Originally posted by dotty
Hello PB are you out there, what did they do to you? are you OK, dont worry I'll email Johnny H to send in the troops.
Hello PB are you out there, what did they do to you? are you OK, dont worry I'll email Johnny H to send in the troops.
Anybody else noticed this afternoon the most viewed poll (most popular) was Junk.
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This whole thread is so pointless I could not bear to read it all.
Anyway Australia is not utopia.
It would be UTOPIA if only we were allowed to keep the odd hamster or two.
(narrator: "the real beach-loving BBQ-mad OZ hamster. Not to be confused with the lesser sing-a-silly-song NZ hampster")
Anyway Australia is not utopia.
It would be UTOPIA if only we were allowed to keep the odd hamster or two.
(narrator: "the real beach-loving BBQ-mad OZ hamster. Not to be confused with the lesser sing-a-silly-song NZ hampster")
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Originally posted by etlniwd
Fantastic. We now have all the attention-seeking, whinging Aussie bashers in one thread. All we need now is Ceri, Megalania and Pommie Bastard for a full set.
Here's a suggestion. Why don't you all just limit yourselves to this thread from now on. That will keep the rest of the board clear for people who want to discuss A&NZ Lifestyle and Culture.
Seriously people, it is getting tedious. I've been through the immigration process, I've lived in Australia for seven months. I might not know everything there is to know about the country but I'm now in the category in which many would-be migrants will find themselves in 6-12 months time. I read and contribute to this forum partly because I am now able to provide people with the sort of information that I was looking for a year or so ago.
The forum is now being used as a sounding board for people who have decided for one reason or another that Australia is not for them. Fair enough, if you can't get on in Australia then by all means share the reasons in a rational way. But by trashing almost every post you come across is of no use to anyone but your own ego. I know about half a dozen people who moved here at about the same time as I did. They are pretty much content with their new lives. They used to contribute to this forum but now they don't bother because their posts just get trashed. I'm still lurking but I don't know for how much longer.
There is a forum on this site called The Lounge. If you want to make small talk then do it there.
Fantastic. We now have all the attention-seeking, whinging Aussie bashers in one thread. All we need now is Ceri, Megalania and Pommie Bastard for a full set.
Here's a suggestion. Why don't you all just limit yourselves to this thread from now on. That will keep the rest of the board clear for people who want to discuss A&NZ Lifestyle and Culture.
Seriously people, it is getting tedious. I've been through the immigration process, I've lived in Australia for seven months. I might not know everything there is to know about the country but I'm now in the category in which many would-be migrants will find themselves in 6-12 months time. I read and contribute to this forum partly because I am now able to provide people with the sort of information that I was looking for a year or so ago.
The forum is now being used as a sounding board for people who have decided for one reason or another that Australia is not for them. Fair enough, if you can't get on in Australia then by all means share the reasons in a rational way. But by trashing almost every post you come across is of no use to anyone but your own ego. I know about half a dozen people who moved here at about the same time as I did. They are pretty much content with their new lives. They used to contribute to this forum but now they don't bother because their posts just get trashed. I'm still lurking but I don't know for how much longer.
There is a forum on this site called The Lounge. If you want to make small talk then do it there.
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Originally posted by etlniwd
Fantastic. We now have all the attention-seeking, whinging Aussie bashers in one thread. All we need now is Ceri, Megalania and Pommie Bastard for a full set.
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Fantastic. We now have all the attention-seeking, whinging Aussie bashers in one thread. All we need now is Ceri, Megalania and Pommie Bastard for a full set.
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I went out of my way to write an answer , being a land owner myself. You could not be even bothered to say thank you , so I deleted the post . It's the last time I answer one of your posts.It is common courtesy to say thank you or at least acknowledge the answer when someone is trying to help you with your problem
I could feel sorry for you as you sound like a screwed indvidual to me.
And don't even bother responding to this message - because I will not be answering it , I've wasted more than enough time writing this to your unprovoked insult in your above message
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Now if only there was a hamster as Prime Minister of Australia?
Hey...wait a minute...there is!f;j'fjjepfl...wah'''s ha[pemmning...iam being deleteddded....dndjhwdedhwe...wahhhhhh...no not hyperspaceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! It got no beachesssssssssss...
(narrator: "normal transmission will be resumed soon. Do not adjust your connection. Stay calm. Stay Calm. Stay Calm. Watch the Watch.Stay calm. Stay Calm. Stay Calm. Watch the Watch. Stay calm. Stay Calm. Stay Calm. Watch the Watch. Stay calm. Stay Calm. Stay Calm. Watch the Watch. Now repeat after me. Australia is Utopia. Australia is Utopia.Australia is Utopia. Australia is Utopia. Australia is Utopia. Australia is Utopia. Australia is Utopia. Australia is Utopia. Australia is Utopia. Australia is Utopia. Australia is Utopia. Australia is Utopia. Australia is Utopia. Australia is Utopia. Australia is Utopia. Australia is Utopia. Australia is Utopia. Australia is Utopia. Australia is Utopia.")
Hey...wait a minute...there is!f;j'fjjepfl...wah'''s ha[pemmning...iam being deleteddded....dndjhwdedhwe...wahhhhhh...no not hyperspaceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! It got no beachesssssssssss...
(narrator: "normal transmission will be resumed soon. Do not adjust your connection. Stay calm. Stay Calm. Stay Calm. Watch the Watch.Stay calm. Stay Calm. Stay Calm. Watch the Watch. Stay calm. Stay Calm. Stay Calm. Watch the Watch. Stay calm. Stay Calm. Stay Calm. Watch the Watch. Now repeat after me. Australia is Utopia. Australia is Utopia.Australia is Utopia. Australia is Utopia. Australia is Utopia. Australia is Utopia. Australia is Utopia. Australia is Utopia. Australia is Utopia. Australia is Utopia. Australia is Utopia. Australia is Utopia. Australia is Utopia. Australia is Utopia. Australia is Utopia. Australia is Utopia. Australia is Utopia. Australia is Utopia. Australia is Utopia.")
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Originally posted by Ceri
Get a grip. It's my personal opinion I think you are rude and ignorant. I kindly answered your post/question about buying land for investment here the other day , you wanted to know about the rates etc
I went out of my way to write an answer , being a land owner myself. You could not be even bothered to say thank you , so I deleted the post . It's the last time I answer one of your posts.It is common courtesy to say thank you or at least acknowledge the answer when someone is trying to help you with your problem
I could feel sorry for you as you sound like a screwed indvidual to me.
And don't even bother responding to this message - because I will not be answering it , I've wasted more than enough time writing this to your unprovoked insult in your above message
Thank you
Get a grip. It's my personal opinion I think you are rude and ignorant. I kindly answered your post/question about buying land for investment here the other day , you wanted to know about the rates etc
I went out of my way to write an answer , being a land owner myself. You could not be even bothered to say thank you , so I deleted the post . It's the last time I answer one of your posts.It is common courtesy to say thank you or at least acknowledge the answer when someone is trying to help you with your problem
I could feel sorry for you as you sound like a screwed indvidual to me.
And don't even bother responding to this message - because I will not be answering it , I've wasted more than enough time writing this to your unprovoked insult in your above message
Thank you
Do you really expect everyone on here to follow up all replies with a 'thank you'. How long do you think that would take ? This is supposed to be a forum for helping people. It's nasty individuals like you that are putting people off making any more worthwhile contributions.
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Originally posted by Florida_03
. Stay calm. Stay Calm. Stay Calm. Watch the Watch. Now repeat after me. Australia is Utopia. Australia is Utopia.Australia is Utopia. Australia is Utopia. Australia is Utopia. Australia is Utopia. Australia is Utopia. Australia is Utopia. Australia is Utopia. Australia is Utopia. Australia is Utopia. Australia is Utopia. Australia is Utopia. Australia is Utopia. Australia is Utopia. Australia is Utopia. Australia is Utopia. Australia is Utopia. Australia is Utopia.")
. Stay calm. Stay Calm. Stay Calm. Watch the Watch. Now repeat after me. Australia is Utopia. Australia is Utopia.Australia is Utopia. Australia is Utopia. Australia is Utopia. Australia is Utopia. Australia is Utopia. Australia is Utopia. Australia is Utopia. Australia is Utopia. Australia is Utopia. Australia is Utopia. Australia is Utopia. Australia is Utopia. Australia is Utopia. Australia is Utopia. Australia is Utopia. Australia is Utopia. Australia is Utopia.")
Thank you for making it clear the type of posts that are now allowed. When I pull the electric probes out of my head I will be back to tell the ' New truth '. The" new Australia" "the new reich."
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Originally posted by Florida_03
Now if only there was a hamster as Prime Minister of Australia?
Hey...wait a minute...there is!f;j'fjjepfl...wah'''s ha[pemmning...iam being deleteddded....dndjhwdedhwe...wahhhhhh...no not hyperspaceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! It got no beachesssssssssss...
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Now if only there was a hamster as Prime Minister of Australia?
Hey...wait a minute...there is!f;j'fjjepfl...wah'''s ha[pemmning...iam being deleteddded....dndjhwdedhwe...wahhhhhh...no not hyperspaceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! It got no beachesssssssssss...
(narrator: "normal transmission will be resumed soon. Do not adjust your connection. Stay calm. Stay Calm. Stay Calm. Watch the Watch.Stay calm. Stay Calm. Stay Calm. Watch the Watch. Stay calm. Stay Calm. Stay Calm. Watch the Watch. Stay calm. Stay Calm. Stay Calm. Watch the Watch. Now repeat after me. Australia is Utopia. Australia is Utopia.Australia is Utopia. Australia is Utopia. Australia is Utopia. Australia is Utopia. Australia is Utopia. Australia is Utopia. Australia is Utopia. Australia is Utopia. Australia is Utopia. Australia is Utopia. Australia is Utopia. Australia is Utopia. Australia is Utopia. Australia is Utopia. Australia is Utopia. Australia is Utopia. Australia is Utopia.")
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