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Old Mar 13th 2003, 2:14 am
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Looks like struggle street to me.

In fact all Perth looks like struggle town.

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Looks like struggle street to me.

In fact all Perth looks like struggle town.
Keep it down dont shout to loud I need a punter to buy my house in Joondalup this is not the time to quote facts however true.
As Renth says we have a great new library which is just across the road from my house got to be a good selling point.
Books are a very cheap form of entertainment helps while away the hours on the dole too .



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Keep it down dont shout to loud I need a punter to buy my house in Joondalup this not the time to quote facts however true.
As Renth says we have a great new library which is just across the road from my house got to be a good selling point.
Books are a very cheap form of entertainment helps while the hours on the dole too .

Actually, your marketing, some 1,800+ posts, all sounds like your description of the Australian sales method raised to the power of 2, "Take this kick in the cods for even thinking of coming near to buying my villa".

Quote from Pommie Bastard: "The Aussie attitude here is no service and ask me if I give sod not happy bugger off and talk to some who cares , because 'she'll be alright mate' even if its not , dont work whats new tell me what does?"
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Actually, your marketing, some 1,800+ posts, all sounds like your description of the Australian sales method raised to the power of 2, "Take this kick in the cods for even thinking of coming near to buying my villa".

Quote from Pommie Bastard: "The Aussie attitude here is no service and ask me if I give sod not happy bugger off and talk to some who cares , because 'she'll be alright mate' even if its not , dont work whats new tell me what does?"
Sorry having had a house built here this rant is true , some young tart who called herself my customer service rep explained to me the fact I was handing over great sums of money did not mean that gave me any rights to complain or question anything reguarding time scales or quality as I was in a long line of moaners who she could not be bothered with .
Now back to the house its a great location for all Joondalup has to offer right in the center of the CBD , on national parkland got to be a mug sorry punter in the UK cashed up the locals are harder to get the dosh off .







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Sorry having had a house built here this rant is true , some young tart who called herself my customer service rep explained to me the fact I was handing over great sums of money did mean that gave me any rights to complain or question anything reguarding time scales or quality as I was in a long line of moaners who she could not be bothered with .
Now back to the house its a great location for all Joondalup has to offer right in the center of the CBD , on national parkland got to be a mug sorry punter in the UK cashed up the locals are harder to get the dosh off .

What is your price? Do you propose fumigation and excorsism before inspection or after hand over?
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What is your price? Do you propose fumigation and excorsism before inspection or after hand over?
Well we had the windows cleaned this week $50.00 thats all I could run to , price is very reasonable as moneys not up to UK standards.


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Well we had the windows cleaned this week $50.00 thats all I could run to , price is very reasonable as moneys not up to UK standards.

So all I get for $50 is some clean windows? Is the rest of the house is also 100% open plan?
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So all I get for $50 is some clean windows? Is the rest of the house is also 100% open plan?
What more do you need open air living is all the thing in Australia its an outdoor lifestyle.




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What more do you need open air living is all the thing in Australia its an outdoor lifestyle.

Do you at least have a coolibah tree in the yard and some grass around the billabong for the jumbucks?

$50 seems very high for an outdoorless toilet.
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Do you at least have a coolibah tree in the yard and some grass around the billabong for the jumbucks?

$50 seems very high for an outdoorless toilet.
Two storie doorless toilet with swamp views , and whats bill got to do with it , there are loads of big rats (Roo's) crapping every where running wild .


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Two storie doorless toilet with swamp views , and whats bill got to do with it , there are loads of big rats (Roo's) crapping every where running wild .

So, is the "two storie doorless toilet" a coolibah tree or some other? If the "big rats" have the have the raging runs, I think, for $50, I won't bother coming around to pass on it.
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So, is the "two storie doorless toilet" a coolibah tree or some other? If the "big rats" have the have the raging runs, I think, for $50, I won't bother coming around to pass on it.
Okay Dud I am aiming at the Pom market not you locals .








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Okay Dud I am aiming at the Pom market not you locals .

Call me "Dude" once more and I will come round and pass on your patch runny roos or no.

Frankly, I find your adoption of the locals toilet habits most utterly disturbing. I think you have Buckly's of passing it off on a "Pom". Could you not provide at least a Piss Bowl for the $50?
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Call me "Dude" once more and I will come round and pass on your patch runny roos or no.

Frankly, I find your adoption of the locals toilet habits most utterly disturbing. I think you have Buckly's of passing it off on a "Pom". Could you not provide at least a Piss Bowl for the $50?

Not very sporting of you Dudley , look its Poms City around here the locals avoid it apart from the swamp at the back which they feed the Rats and other wild life .


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Not very sporting of you Dudley , look its Poms City around here the locals avoid it apart from the swamp at the back which they feed the Rats and other wild life .

The way you blather on, Old Sport, I would have thought they would be laying on knuckle sandwiches for the poor starving Poms.
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