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Old Jan 3rd 2004, 12:42 pm
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Originally posted by Megalania
Why not just have MrsDagboy whip off your leg with your circular saw while you watch. I'm sure McBBC would pay well, might throw in a free trip to Kansas too.
Hang on - which leg am I whipping off with whos saw?

We're off to see the wizard ......
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Old Jan 3rd 2004, 12:49 pm
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Originally posted by MrsDagboy
Hang on - which leg am I whipping off with whos saw?

We're off to see the wizard ......
"Who's on First?"
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Old Jan 3rd 2004, 1:01 pm
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What a pack of wolves. See this is what happens when a group of poms get together. They bay for aussie blood.
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Originally posted by Modigliana
What a pack of wolves. See this is what happens when a group of poms get together. They bay for aussie blood.

and usually get it
 
Old Jan 3rd 2004, 1:14 pm
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Originally posted by welshboybilly
and usually get it
How about the pommie rap. I'll start the first few lines.

I am pom, happy as can be,
We got Michael Jackson hanging in a tree,
Steve Erwin chopped off at the knees,
Bloody colonialists should have never been freed.
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Old Jan 3rd 2004, 1:22 pm
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Originally posted by Megalania
Thank you for your openness. We can not be too careful whom or what we let in these days, can we. I'll pop in the mail a formal notice on the status of your application one day.
Too late mate. Your lot have already let me in. No good closing the gate after the Chippy has already cut your leg off.

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Old Jan 3rd 2004, 1:50 pm
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Shame the croc never got a hold of his nuts ,then we would`nt have to watch him endanger any more kids!!!
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Old Jan 3rd 2004, 2:05 pm
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Originally posted by chippy
Too late mate. Your lot have already let me in. No good closing the gate after the Chippy has already cut your leg off.

BTW 17-20
Even though you will be welcomed by Minister Tattoo with "de-plane, de-plane" he also gets rid of a few with "de-port, de-port"
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Old Jan 3rd 2004, 2:20 pm
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Only if you are an idiot.
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Originally posted by Florida_03
Even though you will be welcomed by Minister Tattoo with "de-plane, de-plane" he also gets rid of a few with "de-port, de-port"
Latest Speech from our immigration minister.
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Originally posted by Florida_03
Latest Speech from our immigration minister.
your link is deed!

 
Old Jan 3rd 2004, 2:24 pm
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Originally posted by Florida_03
Latest Speech from our immigration minister.
It don't work.
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Old Jan 3rd 2004, 2:28 pm
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Originally posted by Amazulu
It don't work.
You know our immigration minister then?
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Old Jan 3rd 2004, 3:04 pm
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Originally posted by Florida_03
Even though you will be welcomed by Minister Tattoo with "de-plane, de-plane" he also gets rid of a few with "de-port, de-port"
Ah, Forida. How nice of you to come and help your mate out. Two Aussies for the price of one eh?
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