Interview the person above you...
Oct 11th 2005, 12:04 am
#16
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Re: Interview the person above you...
Originally Posted by diddy
Q. How long do you think it'll be before the old man dies and we get his cash?
A. Look mate, I've never been to Paris, so leave me alone.
A. Look mate, I've never been to Paris, so leave me alone.
A. OK, but I am not sure it will fit
Oct 11th 2005, 6:39 am
#17
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Re: Interview the person above you...
Originally Posted by Shellfish
Q. Are you happy to be back in Germany, Mr Bush?
A. OK, but I am not sure it will fit
A. OK, but I am not sure it will fit
Q. Put the kettle on.
A. Well obviously I'd use tomatoes.
Oct 11th 2005, 9:15 am
#18
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Re: Interview the person above you...
Originally Posted by Clippies
Q. Put the kettle on.
A. Well obviously I'd use tomatoes.
A. Well obviously I'd use tomatoes.
A: Two litres of the best grease you can find.
Oct 11th 2005, 9:20 am
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Re: Interview the person above you...
Originally Posted by kirsty&al
Q: If you were on a family outing how would you make your child catch up?
A: Two litres of the best grease you can find.
A: Two litres of the best grease you can find.
A. Tongue & Groove
Oct 11th 2005, 9:30 am
#20
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Re: Interview the person above you...
Originally Posted by Clippies
Q. What would you like to drink?
A. Tongue & Groove
A. Tongue & Groove
A. I've told you its in the airing cupboard!!
Oct 11th 2005, 9:33 am
#21
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Re: Interview the person above you...
Originally Posted by possoms
Q. How do you fit it in?
A. I've told you its in the airing cupboard!!
A. I've told you its in the airing cupboard!!
A. Just blow
Oct 11th 2005, 9:38 am
#22
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Re: Interview the person above you...
Originally Posted by samnrob2
Q. Where's the inflatable sheep?
A. Just blow
A. Just blow
A. Put some ointment on it.
Oct 11th 2005, 9:39 am
#23
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Re: Interview the person above you...
Originally Posted by samnrob2
Q. Where's the inflatable sheep?
A. Just blow
A. Just blow
A. Raspberries
Oct 11th 2005, 9:40 am
#24
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Re: Interview the person above you...
Originally Posted by possoms
Q. What do I do now I've got it in my hands?
A. Put some ointment on it.
A. Put some ointment on it.
A. You have to rub it gently
Oct 11th 2005, 9:44 am
#25
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Re: Interview the person above you...
Originally Posted by Clippies
Q. It's all red and swollen what shall I do?
A. You have to rub it gently
A. You have to rub it gently
A. No
Oct 11th 2005, 9:48 am
#26
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Re: Interview the person above you...
Originally Posted by samnrob2
Q. What should I do if I can't get it working?
A. No
A. No
A. I would try using sandpaper
Oct 11th 2005, 9:51 am
#27
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Re: Interview the person above you...
Originally Posted by Clippies
Q. Do you want a million pounds?
A. I would try using sandpaper
A. I would try using sandpaper
A. 8 inches
Oct 11th 2005, 9:52 am
#28
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Re: Interview the person above you...
Originally Posted by samnrob2
Q. How can I destroy the wife's West Life CD collection?
A. 8 inches
A. 8 inches
A. Wood.
Oct 11th 2005, 9:59 am
#29
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Re: Interview the person above you...
Originally Posted by Clippies
Q. How long are your legs?
A. Wood.
A. Wood.
A. Sad
Oct 11th 2005, 10:04 am
#30
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Re: Interview the person above you...
Originally Posted by samnrob2
Q. What have you got?
A. Sad
A. Sad
A. It's in the garden shed.