I'm bored, please entertain me.
Nov 1st 2005, 1:23 am
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I'm bored, please entertain me.
Funniest comment gets K, and mine's huge 
Nov 1st 2005, 1:25 am
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Re: I'm bored, please entertain me.
Great Britain rugby league team 
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'Nuff said 
. 'Nuff said
Nov 1st 2005, 1:26 am
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Re: I'm bored, please entertain me.
Originally Posted by fraser
Funniest comment gets K, and mine's huge
I forget it now but will have a nose for it when I finish making this curry on the stove.
Nov 1st 2005, 1:27 am
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Re: I'm bored, please entertain me.
Here you go
Nov 1st 2005, 1:28 am
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Re: I'm bored, please entertain me.
> A professor was giving a lecture on "Involuntary Muscular
> Contractions" to first year medical students.
>
> Realizing that this was not the most riveting subject the professor
decided to lighten the mood slightly.
>
> He pointed to a young woman in the front row and said, "Do you know
> what your ars* hole is doing while you're having an orgasm?"
>
> She replied, "He's probably drinking beer at the bar with his friends"
> Contractions" to first year medical students.
>
> Realizing that this was not the most riveting subject the professor
decided to lighten the mood slightly.
>
> He pointed to a young woman in the front row and said, "Do you know
> what your ars* hole is doing while you're having an orgasm?"
>
> She replied, "He's probably drinking beer at the bar with his friends"
Nov 1st 2005, 1:29 am
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Re: I'm bored, please entertain me.
Originally Posted by DianneH68
Great Britain rugby league team .
'Nuff said
. 'Nuff said
Nov 1st 2005, 1:30 am
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Re: I'm bored, please entertain me.
Originally Posted by renth
Here you go
Nov 1st 2005, 1:31 am
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Re: I'm bored, please entertain me.
Originally Posted by diddy
> A professor was giving a lecture on "Involuntary Muscular
> Contractions" to first year medical students.
>
> Realizing that this was not the most riveting subject the professor
decided to lighten the mood slightly.
>
> He pointed to a young woman in the front row and said, "Do you know
> what your ars* hole is doing while you're having an orgasm?"
>
> She replied, "He's probably drinking beer at the bar with his friends"
> Contractions" to first year medical students.
>
> Realizing that this was not the most riveting subject the professor
decided to lighten the mood slightly.
>
> He pointed to a young woman in the front row and said, "Do you know
> what your ars* hole is doing while you're having an orgasm?"
>
> She replied, "He's probably drinking beer at the bar with his friends"
Good but not k worthy
Nov 1st 2005, 1:34 am
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Re: I'm bored, please entertain me.
found that joke now:
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his phone and calls the emergency services.
He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?"
A guy goes to the psychiatrist and tells him that he thinks he is a dog. The shrink says, “Hm… very interesting. Please lie on the coutch so we can further explore this problem” The guy replies "I'm not allowed on the couch".
Two guys were doing construction on a house. One of them who was nailing down siding would reach into his nail pouch, pull out a nail, and then either toss it over his shoulder or nail it into the siding.
The other guy, figuring this was worth looking into, asked, "Why are you throwing those nails away?"
The first guy explained, "If I pull a nail out of my pouch and it's pointed towards me, I throw it away 'cause it's defective. If it's pointed toward the house, then I nail it into the siding."
The second guy was outraged. He yelled, "You moron! The nails pointed towards you aren't defective! They're for the other side of the house!"
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his phone and calls the emergency services.
He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?"
A guy goes to the psychiatrist and tells him that he thinks he is a dog. The shrink says, “Hm… very interesting. Please lie on the coutch so we can further explore this problem” The guy replies "I'm not allowed on the couch".
Two guys were doing construction on a house. One of them who was nailing down siding would reach into his nail pouch, pull out a nail, and then either toss it over his shoulder or nail it into the siding.
The other guy, figuring this was worth looking into, asked, "Why are you throwing those nails away?"
The first guy explained, "If I pull a nail out of my pouch and it's pointed towards me, I throw it away 'cause it's defective. If it's pointed toward the house, then I nail it into the siding."
The second guy was outraged. He yelled, "You moron! The nails pointed towards you aren't defective! They're for the other side of the house!"
Nov 1st 2005, 1:37 am
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Re: I'm bored, please entertain me.
Originally Posted by Luke I Amyofath
found that joke now:
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his phone and calls the emergency services.
He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?"
A guy goes to the psychiatrist and tells him that he thinks he is a dog. The shrink says, “Hm… very interesting. Please lie on the coutch so we can further explore this problem” The guy replies "I'm not allowed on the couch".
Two guys were doing construction on a house. One of them who was nailing down siding would reach into his nail pouch, pull out a nail, and then either toss it over his shoulder or nail it into the siding.
The other guy, figuring this was worth looking into, asked, "Why are you throwing those nails away?"
The first guy explained, "If I pull a nail out of my pouch and it's pointed towards me, I throw it away 'cause it's defective. If it's pointed toward the house, then I nail it into the siding."
The second guy was outraged. He yelled, "You moron! The nails pointed towards you aren't defective! They're for the other side of the house!"
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his phone and calls the emergency services.
He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?"
A guy goes to the psychiatrist and tells him that he thinks he is a dog. The shrink says, “Hm… very interesting. Please lie on the coutch so we can further explore this problem” The guy replies "I'm not allowed on the couch".
Two guys were doing construction on a house. One of them who was nailing down siding would reach into his nail pouch, pull out a nail, and then either toss it over his shoulder or nail it into the siding.
The other guy, figuring this was worth looking into, asked, "Why are you throwing those nails away?"
The first guy explained, "If I pull a nail out of my pouch and it's pointed towards me, I throw it away 'cause it's defective. If it's pointed toward the house, then I nail it into the siding."
The second guy was outraged. He yelled, "You moron! The nails pointed towards you aren't defective! They're for the other side of the house!"
*Groans*
Nov 1st 2005, 1:41 am
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Re: I'm bored, please entertain me.
just saw this in sydney telegraph:
Nov 1st 2005, 1:44 am
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Re: I'm bored, please entertain me.
Originally Posted by Luke I Amyofath
just saw this in sydney telegraph:
Nov 1st 2005, 1:49 am
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Re: I'm bored, please entertain me.
Originally Posted by fraser
Sorry but my dial-up wont allow it
Nov 1st 2005, 1:52 am
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Re: I'm bored, please entertain me.
Originally Posted by Luke I Amyofath
Then go entertain yourself, you just made the most entertaining comment on this thread, and I'll take a guess and say the dial-up is on a 4hr session limit with a 20 idle disconnect. poor you, you really do need some entertaining, cant rely on your puter lol
It needs to if it's going to download something
Nov 1st 2005, 2:05 am
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Sorry I am too tired to think of something to amuse you Fraser, so no karma for me. However if you are really bored hop on a plane and come and do my ironing as I am sitting looking at it while I feed my 3 month old baby. I would give you some karma if you do
Katie and hungry Zeke
Katie and hungry Zeke