If you could turn the clock back!
May 22nd 2006, 12:12 pm
#76
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Re: If you could turn the clock back!
Originally Posted by arkon
Well maybe if you wern't so gutless and posted under your real name we might have listened to you.
May 22nd 2006, 12:13 pm
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Re: If you could turn the clock back!
Originally Posted by phoenixinoz
....Spanish inquisition
May 22nd 2006, 12:15 pm
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Re: If you could turn the clock back!
Originally Posted by MikeStanton
To read that I didn't meet your expectations made my day - well, that and Brits show Aussies how to design Socceroos' World Cup kit: http://www.dailytelegraph.news.com.a...5001023,00.htm.
Now I know that you think UK is a hell-hole with heaven awaiting you in Oz.
So, let's try a different tack to penetrate that rather dense object atop your shoulders.
I believe you are some kinda low-brow journo, writing can't-miss articles for journals such as Greyhound Molesters' Gazette, What Bollard? and Trainspotters' Wives.
So, you'll no doubt appreciate comments, on Oz, by one of your scribbling brothers, a Mr Jeremy Clarkson. Rumour has it that he is a tad more successful than you, but I'm sure that's just a vicious rumour. A short extract (remember it?) sums it up:
"Nobody ever went to live in Australia because of the success they'd made of things at home. "I have thousands of friends, endless party invitations, a wonderful, happy family, a great job and even better prospects. So I'm off." All Australians are descended from Billy No Mates. "
What say you, William?
Now I know that you think UK is a hell-hole with heaven awaiting you in Oz.
So, let's try a different tack to penetrate that rather dense object atop your shoulders.
I believe you are some kinda low-brow journo, writing can't-miss articles for journals such as Greyhound Molesters' Gazette, What Bollard? and Trainspotters' Wives.
So, you'll no doubt appreciate comments, on Oz, by one of your scribbling brothers, a Mr Jeremy Clarkson. Rumour has it that he is a tad more successful than you, but I'm sure that's just a vicious rumour. A short extract (remember it?) sums it up:
"Nobody ever went to live in Australia because of the success they'd made of things at home. "I have thousands of friends, endless party invitations, a wonderful, happy family, a great job and even better prospects. So I'm off." All Australians are descended from Billy No Mates. "
What say you, William?
Quoting from a Mr Jeremy Clarkson........Says a lot about your outlook so I say no more.
May 22nd 2006, 12:16 pm
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Re: If you could turn the clock back!
Originally Posted by arkon
Well maybe if you wern't so gutless and posted under your real name we might have listened to you.
People don't have to agree with each. At least you, Hutch and Mike are honest, to the point of hilarity
This troll hiding behind a mask shows a eunuch in the making me finx
May 22nd 2006, 12:17 pm
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Re: If you could turn the clock back!
Originally Posted by Bix
Shush.......you are not supposed to mention The..........
May 22nd 2006, 12:18 pm
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Re: If you could turn the clock back!
Originally Posted by phoenixinoz
This troll hiding behind a mask shows a eunuch in the making me finx
May 22nd 2006, 12:21 pm
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Re: If you could turn the clock back!
Originally Posted by Bix
Is that one of them "it's" that have had there bits severed ?
An "It" wivout "bits"...... is hexactly wot it is
May 22nd 2006, 12:22 pm
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Re: If you could turn the clock back!
Originally Posted by phoenixinoz
I whispered it...does that count
They've not burst in so think we got away with it.
May 22nd 2006, 12:23 pm
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Re: If you could turn the clock back!
Whats happening ?
Can't be arsed to read the thread...so the gist will do
Can't be arsed to read the thread...so the gist will do
May 22nd 2006, 12:23 pm
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Re: If you could turn the clock back!
Originally Posted by phoenixinoz
You is so knowledgeable Bixy
An "It" wivout "bits"...... is hexactly wot it is
An "It" wivout "bits"...... is hexactly wot it is
Wonder what aftershave they use
May 22nd 2006, 12:25 pm
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Re: If you could turn the clock back!
Originally Posted by Bix
Wonder what aftershave they use
Heard it's Brazillian
May 22nd 2006, 12:28 pm
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Re: If you could turn the clock back!
Originally Posted by carolinegorka
Whats happening ?
Can't be arsed to read the thread...so the gist will do
Can't be arsed to read the thread...so the gist will do
Mike Stanton then said Hutch was a dickhead.
Hutch then said Mike was a dickhead.
Jeremy Clarkson is applying for an Aussie visa
And a eunuch gatecrashed
And the Spanish inquisition are following Bix around....
So...nowt much really
May 22nd 2006, 12:28 pm
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Re: If you could turn the clock back!
Originally Posted by phoenixinoz
Dunno
Heard it's Brazillian
Heard it's Brazillian
May 22nd 2006, 12:29 pm
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Re: If you could turn the clock back!
I merely respond to Stanton, with the following quote, lifted from his very own website.
"It is an achievement sometimes to learn that people do have alternative viewpoints and it is an immense achievement to accept that another person's viewpoint can have equal validity with their own."
So please, Stanton, accept that those of who like Australia have an 'alternative viewpoint' to you, and that (in your own words) our views have 'equal validity' to your own.
You're little more than a bully and you should *seriously* consider your actions before you accuse others of hypocrisy.
"It is an achievement sometimes to learn that people do have alternative viewpoints and it is an immense achievement to accept that another person's viewpoint can have equal validity with their own."
So please, Stanton, accept that those of who like Australia have an 'alternative viewpoint' to you, and that (in your own words) our views have 'equal validity' to your own.
You're little more than a bully and you should *seriously* consider your actions before you accuse others of hypocrisy.
May 22nd 2006, 12:30 pm
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Re: If you could turn the clock back!
Originally Posted by carolinegorka
Do they wear aftershave there?