Pollyana

.......than those nasty black b*(%£"ds that are running around the place...... three of them in the shower, bold as brass........I sent The Bloke in with a flame thrower....then made him throw Draino down the shower outlet.......so instead of dying, another four came up and ran amok round the bathroom....
I don't care, I know they are harmless, but I hate them, they spook me,

I shall be the founder member of the Echo, the Expats Cockroach Hating Organisation, our aim being to abolish the little gits from the world.

The Bloke will back me up on this one - I'm now a bundle of nerves, and actually too scared to get in the bath in case another one appears from somewhere.... :scared: Someone bring me another pint of Schnapps........

Craig822

Pollyana

Thought the 2 were the same? roaches and trolls that is

diddy

....than an ork (unless you're a goat).

diddy

God, work is dull today. Is it five o'clock yet?

Craig822

Diddy

Work is dull EVERY day. Finish at 3 today though which is a bit of a bonus

Pollyana

You lot just don;t care do you, here am I being spooked by roaches, they're putting me off my pizza, you know......they're as big as trolls.......

ProofReader

Throw some mooshy peas at them and ava nuther

TraceyW

Hey Pol, I'll swap you, your cockroaches for my spiders!

The buggers over here have leather jackets and flick-knives they're that big and hard! :scared:

Pollyana

So do these roaches, I kid you not......one on the wall was 4 inches long.... :scared:

TraceyW

:scared:

No other solution then really .........emigrate! Oh shit....you've already done that!

Okay, get the bug man out and pay him extra for double dosing the buggers!

Oh, and if you decide not to step foot in your bathroom until they've all gone back to their little holes....it's a bit hot and sticky over there chuck, you'll be a bit riffy by Christmas! Tin bath...back yard...sorted!

ProofReader

Stick these in yer bathroom, that'll fix 'em.

http://www.mortein.com.au/product_roach_lure_bait.html

Beegee

Flying ones are the best but I have been hit in the face twice by the buggas!

Pollyana

These are the flying buggers - first one I met flew into my face, then landed on my keyboard, mid-post.....! (not as bad as Bondipom, they were breeding inside his keyboard.). These gits like the bait things, so we have to wait to view them, then spray like hell. The place is very cheap rent, very dodgy landlord, all cash etc, so I daren't make too many waves. The odd or two is fine, I can cope, but tonight was just OTT.

I've now braved the roach den and had a good long bath, armed with wine bottle and mobile phone, ready to call for help! There is a heavy saucepan over the shower outlet, and I can almost hear them underneath...."altogether now, heave......!". Tomorrow I shall be shopping for something nuclear, and looking for a pet Huntsman

DollyDaydream

Oh Poll, you poor thing.

I'd definitely say you were at desperate measures if you're getting a huntsman involved

Shame your cockies aren't as amiable as this little guy! Ever thought of breaking out the VB?

D D

Grayling

Yeah

Once they've tasted that they'll bugger off for good :scared:

G