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Aug 20th 2003, 5:03 pm

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mr mover

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Location: Angle vale Sth Australia

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Originally posted by Ceri
Just found another Aussie joke one in my folder, sent to me by a kiwi friend a while back (he can laugh at himself) :

ADVICE NEEDED
I am a sailor in the Australian Navy, my parents live in Western Australia and my brother in law is a New Zealander living in Adelaide, South Australia.
My father and mother have been busted for drug running and depend on my two sisters, who are prostitutes in Melbourne for a living.
My only brother is serving a life sentence in jail on charges of rape and murder.
I am in love with an aboriginal prostitute who solicits around the naval dockyard. She says she loves me but knows nothing of my family background.
We intend to marry as soon as her illnesses clear up. My being white doesn't bother her at all.
When I get out of the navy we will open a brothel in Brisbane and my two sisters will work there to keep it in the family.
My problem is this, I want to marry this girl and bring her into the family, and I want to be completely honest with her.
Should I tell her about my brother in law being a Kiwi?

you,ll like this then , how do the welsh and kiwis find sheep in long grass???...................very pleasent