I ran over some guys naked foot in the supermarket
Nov 10th 2005, 5:49 am
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I ran over some guys naked foot in the supermarket
There is some justice after all here in Australia, I really hate people doing their shopping with either no shoes on or swimwear, it just seems very unhygienic to me. Well today in woolies I was doing the weekly shop with a nice big fat heavy hard to steer trolley when a guy turns round in the isle with no shoes or socks on and puts his great hairy smelly veruca wart covered naked foot under my trolley’s wheel!! Made him squeal it did. I felt no need to apologize after all it was his foot that leaped out under the wheel. So from no on beware I will actually seek out naked feet and run them down….EvilROFL.
On the same subject as this strange obsession with the natives need to go nearly naked everywhere, we were in a restaurant the other night and in walked a man wearing nothing but a towel and a woman in her bikini to get a table. It was 7.30pm. Call me old fashioned if you like but it just isn’t right.
On the same subject as this strange obsession with the natives need to go nearly naked everywhere, we were in a restaurant the other night and in walked a man wearing nothing but a towel and a woman in her bikini to get a table. It was 7.30pm. Call me old fashioned if you like but it just isn’t right.
Nov 10th 2005, 5:54 am
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Re: I ran over some guys naked foot in the supermarket
Originally Posted by arkon
There is some justice after all here in Australia, I really hate people doing their shopping with either no shoes on or swimwear, it just seems very unhygienic to me. Well today in woolies I was doing the weekly shop with a nice big fat heavy hard to steer trolley when a guy turns round in the isle with no shoes or socks on and puts his great hairy smelly veruca wart covered naked foot under my trolley’s wheel!! Made him squeal it did. I felt no need to apologize after all it was his foot that leaped out under the wheel. So from no on beware I will actually seek out naked feet and run them down….EvilROFL.
On the same subject as this strange obsession with the natives need to go nearly naked everywhere, we were in a restaurant the other night and in walked a man wearing nothing but a towel and a woman in her bikini to get a table. It was 7.30pm. Call me old fashioned if you like but it just isn’t right.
On the same subject as this strange obsession with the natives need to go nearly naked everywhere, we were in a restaurant the other night and in walked a man wearing nothing but a towel and a woman in her bikini to get a table. It was 7.30pm. Call me old fashioned if you like but it just isn’t right.
Nov 10th 2005, 6:00 am
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Re: I ran over some guys naked foot in the supermarket
Originally Posted by arkon
On the same subject as this strange obsession with the natives need to go nearly naked everywhere, we were in a restaurant the other night and in walked a man wearing nothing but a towel and a woman in her bikini to get a table. It was 7.30pm. Call me old fashioned if you like but it just isn’t right.
alternatively, pack yer bags and go back to blighty
Nov 10th 2005, 6:01 am
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Re: I ran over some guys naked foot in the supermarket
Originally Posted by arkon
There is some justice after all here in Australia, I really hate people doing their shopping with either no shoes on or swimwear, it just seems very unhygienic to me. Well today in woolies I was doing the weekly shop with a nice big fat heavy hard to steer trolley when a guy turns round in the isle with no shoes or socks on and puts his great hairy smelly veruca wart covered naked foot under my trolley’s wheel!! Made him squeal it did. I felt no need to apologize after all it was his foot that leaped out under the wheel. So from no on beware I will actually seek out naked feet and run them down….EvilROFL.
On the same subject as this strange obsession with the natives need to go nearly naked everywhere, we were in a restaurant the other night and in walked a man wearing nothing but a towel and a woman in her bikini to get a table. It was 7.30pm. Call me old fashioned if you like but it just isn’t right.
On the same subject as this strange obsession with the natives need to go nearly naked everywhere, we were in a restaurant the other night and in walked a man wearing nothing but a towel and a woman in her bikini to get a table. It was 7.30pm. Call me old fashioned if you like but it just isn’t right.
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Nov 10th 2005, 6:10 am
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Re: I ran over some guys naked foot in the supermarket
Originally Posted by Luke I Amyofath
alternatively, pack yer bags and go back to blighty
Nov 10th 2005, 6:11 am
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Re: I ran over some guys naked foot in the supermarket
Originally Posted by Linda Lushardi
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Nov 10th 2005, 6:12 am
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Re: I ran over some guys naked foot in the supermarket
Originally Posted by Wellington,
Is that with an A,an I,or an O Linda?
I'll leave that to your imagination
Nov 10th 2005, 6:16 am
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Re: I ran over some guys naked foot in the supermarket
Originally Posted by renth
He can't, he has to wait for his dogs to die first.
Nov 10th 2005, 6:22 am
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Re: I ran over some guys naked foot in the supermarket
Originally Posted by arkon
There is some justice after all here in Australia, I really hate people doing their shopping with either no shoes on or swimwear, it just seems very unhygienic to me...
Nov 10th 2005, 6:24 am
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Re: I ran over some guys naked foot in the supermarket
Originally Posted by Hutch
I say, what poor show, I shall be sure to tell all the chaps down at the club about this frightful case of boorishness.
Nov 10th 2005, 6:29 am
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Re: I ran over some guys naked foot in the supermarket
Originally Posted by renth
I say, these damned colonials don't know the meaning of the word "decorum" what!
Nov 10th 2005, 6:32 am
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Re: I ran over some guys naked foot in the supermarket
Originally Posted by Wellington,
Come on I'm going to watch The All Blacks play Wales at 1500hrs Thai time on Spare tarts (no I know it does'nt), so no more interuptions for a couple of hours please gents.and Ladies,sorry Linda.
Nov 10th 2005, 6:34 am
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Re: I ran over some guys naked foot in the supermarket
I'm sincerely hoping hes saying all this tongue in cheek.
If not..
Firstly, do you realise that theres probably more dangerous germs and bacteria on your hands than there are on most bare feet? People use public toilets before they enter the supermarket. When in there, bums are wiped, knobs held noses picked and all sorts of nasty things and you you really think they all wash their hands? Just think Arkon, that trolley handle you had tightly gripped whilst injuring the poor bloke was probably smothered in some real beaut bacteria and now its all over your hands sweetie... best run off to the bathroom quick!! :scared:
Secondly, you must be the only hetrosexual male i have ever come across that would complain about a woman wearing a bikini ANYWHERE!
If not..
Firstly, do you realise that theres probably more dangerous germs and bacteria on your hands than there are on most bare feet? People use public toilets before they enter the supermarket. When in there, bums are wiped, knobs held noses picked and all sorts of nasty things and you you really think they all wash their hands? Just think Arkon, that trolley handle you had tightly gripped whilst injuring the poor bloke was probably smothered in some real beaut bacteria and now its all over your hands sweetie... best run off to the bathroom quick!! :scared:
Secondly, you must be the only hetrosexual male i have ever come across that would complain about a woman wearing a bikini ANYWHERE!
Nov 10th 2005, 6:36 am
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Re: I fell on some guys naked cock in the supermarket
Originally Posted by Linda Lushardi
Secondly, you must be the only hetrosexual male i have ever come across that would complain about a woman wearing a bikini ANYWHERE!
Nov 10th 2005, 6:36 am
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Re: I ran over some guys naked foot in the supermarket
Originally Posted by Wellington,
Come on I'm going to watch The All Blacks play Wales at 1500hrs Thai time on Spare tarts (no I know it does'nt), so no more interuptions for a couple of hours please gents.and Ladies,sorry Linda.
I like you Wellington. You must be posh like me and have manners calling me a lady, not like that ferral Lukey boy
