I got the yellow envelope!
Jun 2nd 2005, 1:39 pm
#16
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Re: I got the yellow envelope!
[QUOTE=walla1]
I know, I did read the whole post
When you were accepted, what category did you get taken under?
I bet it had 'Wow, King Dong, lets let him him' on the envelope.
Mine will have 'Phwoarrr, look at the size of those love puppies on that'.
Everyones envelope shall have a personal message.
Originally Posted by Professional Princess
I know, I did read the whole post
I bet it had 'Wow, King Dong, lets let him him' on the envelope.
Mine will have 'Phwoarrr, look at the size of those love puppies on that'.
Everyones envelope shall have a personal message.
Jun 2nd 2005, 1:40 pm
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Re: I got the yellow envelope!
Originally Posted by Professional Princess
Yes I did.
But it wasnt the anything to do with Australia, it was junk mail.
I pretended it was from DIMIA all the same.
I think they should change the colour of the envelopes to confuse people.
We could have for instance:
Pink - that means Jonny boy Howard isnt at all sure about you but if you bribe him with a few beers, you might just get in.
Green - no chance, you're fat, you smell and you have ginger hair. No blueys here thank you.
Purple - Give up now, your agent has only put you through because he feels sorry for you.
Orange - Wicked, you're in, you will be the dogs bollox when it comes to helping Australia and its economy.
Stripey - We are not quite sure of you, but will give you a few months to prove yourself.
Red and black with lacey trim - You naughty girl, of course you are welcome, if not for the porn industry.
(only joking! - one of those days - you know what its like!)
But it wasnt the anything to do with Australia, it was junk mail.
I pretended it was from DIMIA all the same.
I think they should change the colour of the envelopes to confuse people.
We could have for instance:
Pink - that means Jonny boy Howard isnt at all sure about you but if you bribe him with a few beers, you might just get in.
Green - no chance, you're fat, you smell and you have ginger hair. No blueys here thank you.
Purple - Give up now, your agent has only put you through because he feels sorry for you.
Orange - Wicked, you're in, you will be the dogs bollox when it comes to helping Australia and its economy.
Stripey - We are not quite sure of you, but will give you a few months to prove yourself.
Red and black with lacey trim - You naughty girl, of course you are welcome, if not for the porn industry.
(only joking! - one of those days - you know what its like!)
Seriously though, I hope you get the real yellow envelope soon
Tracey
Jun 2nd 2005, 2:00 pm
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Re: I got the yellow envelope!
[QUOTE=Professional Princess]
When you were accepted, what category did you get taken under?
I bet it had 'Wow, King Dong, lets let him him' on the envelope.
Mine will have 'Phwoarrr, look at the size of those love puppies on that'.
Everyones envelope shall have a personal message.
mine just said "we have good mental health services in Australia" or something like that.....
Originally Posted by walla1
When you were accepted, what category did you get taken under?
I bet it had 'Wow, King Dong, lets let him him' on the envelope.
Mine will have 'Phwoarrr, look at the size of those love puppies on that'.
Everyones envelope shall have a personal message.
Jun 2nd 2005, 2:17 pm
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Re: I got the yellow envelope!
I think when I get my envelope, it will be a letter of punishment for all the rude stories I have written.
It will be a musical card that plays a dirty laugh when opened.
Or you could open the card and it will say 'You're in' or it could say 'Sod off you ugly bitch'.
It will be a musical card that plays a dirty laugh when opened.
Or you could open the card and it will say 'You're in' or it could say 'Sod off you ugly bitch'.
Jun 2nd 2005, 2:23 pm
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Re: I got the yellow envelope!
Originally Posted by Professional Princess
I think when I get my envelope, it will be a letter of punishment for all the rude stories I have written.
It will be a musical card that plays a dirty laugh when opened.
Or you could open the card and it will say 'You're in' or it could say 'Sod off you ugly bitch'.
It will be a musical card that plays a dirty laugh when opened.
Or you could open the card and it will say 'You're in' or it could say 'Sod off you ugly bitch'.
*High Five*
i didnt think you'd do it!!!!
Jun 2nd 2005, 3:59 pm
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Re: I got the yellow envelope!
Thanks for making me chuckle
I think mine will say "we might as well let you in, cos if we don't you won't leave us alone will you"
I think mine will say "we might as well let you in, cos if we don't you won't leave us alone will you"
Jun 2nd 2005, 4:00 pm
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Re: I got the yellow envelope!
Originally Posted by Professional Princess
Yes I did.
But it wasnt the anything to do with Australia, it was junk mail.
I pretended it was from DIMIA all the same.
I think they should change the colour of the envelopes to confuse people.
We could have for instance:
Pink - that means Jonny boy Howard isnt at all sure about you but if you bribe him with a few beers, you might just get in.
Green - no chance, you're fat, you smell and you have ginger hair. No blueys here thank you.
Purple - Give up now, your agent has only put you through because he feels sorry for you.
Orange - Wicked, you're in, you will be the dogs bollox when it comes to helping Australia and its economy.
Stripey - We are not quite sure of you, but will give you a few months to prove yourself.
Red and black with lacey trim - You naughty girl, of course you are welcome, if not for the porn industry.
(only joking! - one of those days - you know what its like!)
But it wasnt the anything to do with Australia, it was junk mail.
I pretended it was from DIMIA all the same.
I think they should change the colour of the envelopes to confuse people.
We could have for instance:
Pink - that means Jonny boy Howard isnt at all sure about you but if you bribe him with a few beers, you might just get in.
Green - no chance, you're fat, you smell and you have ginger hair. No blueys here thank you.
Purple - Give up now, your agent has only put you through because he feels sorry for you.
Orange - Wicked, you're in, you will be the dogs bollox when it comes to helping Australia and its economy.
Stripey - We are not quite sure of you, but will give you a few months to prove yourself.
Red and black with lacey trim - You naughty girl, of course you are welcome, if not for the porn industry.
(only joking! - one of those days - you know what its like!)
He He....good one Sam
Jun 2nd 2005, 4:13 pm
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Re: I got the yellow envelope!
hehe....i just had to read to the end of this thread.........and now ive burnt the kids tea!!!
bugger...but worth a few burnt carrots for a laugh - god knows i could do with one at the moment!!
nice one sam!!
sue
bugger...but worth a few burnt carrots for a laugh - god knows i could do with one at the moment!!
nice one sam!!
sue
Jun 2nd 2005, 4:23 pm
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Re: I got the yellow envelope!
hiya Sam
I just saw the title of the thread & thought............ hang on is there something Sam isn't telling me?????
Then I read it... you likkle bugger!!!
Love ya
Claire
x
I just saw the title of the thread & thought............ hang on is there something Sam isn't telling me?????
Then I read it... you likkle bugger!!!
Love ya
Claire
x
Jun 2nd 2005, 5:48 pm
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Re: I got the yellow envelope!
Originally Posted by Professional Princess
Yes I did.
But it wasnt the anything to do with Australia, it was junk mail.
I pretended it was from DIMIA all the same.
I think they should change the colour of the envelopes to confuse people.
We could have for instance:
Pink - that means Jonny boy Howard isnt at all sure about you but if you bribe him with a few beers, you might just get in.
Green - no chance, you're fat, you smell and you have ginger hair. No blueys here thank you.
Purple - Give up now, your agent has only put you through because he feels sorry for you.
Orange - Wicked, you're in, you will be the dogs bollox when it comes to helping Australia and its economy.
Stripey - We are not quite sure of you, but will give you a few months to prove yourself.
Red and black with lacey trim - You naughty girl, of course you are welcome, if not for the porn industry.
(only joking! - one of those days - you know what its like!)
But it wasnt the anything to do with Australia, it was junk mail.
I pretended it was from DIMIA all the same.
I think they should change the colour of the envelopes to confuse people.
We could have for instance:
Pink - that means Jonny boy Howard isnt at all sure about you but if you bribe him with a few beers, you might just get in.
Green - no chance, you're fat, you smell and you have ginger hair. No blueys here thank you.
Purple - Give up now, your agent has only put you through because he feels sorry for you.
Orange - Wicked, you're in, you will be the dogs bollox when it comes to helping Australia and its economy.
Stripey - We are not quite sure of you, but will give you a few months to prove yourself.
Red and black with lacey trim - You naughty girl, of course you are welcome, if not for the porn industry.
(only joking! - one of those days - you know what its like!)
Marie
Jun 2nd 2005, 5:55 pm
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Re: I got the yellow envelope!
Green with purple spots for sideways dromedaries 
Jun 2nd 2005, 7:23 pm
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Re: I got the yellow envelope!
Originally Posted by Professional Princess
Yes I did.
But it wasnt the anything to do with Australia, it was junk mail.
I pretended it was from DIMIA all the same.
I think they should change the colour of the envelopes to confuse people.
We could have for instance:
Green - no chance, you're fat, you smell and you have ginger hair. No blueys here thank you.
(only joking! - one of those days - you know what its like!)
But it wasnt the anything to do with Australia, it was junk mail.
I pretended it was from DIMIA all the same.
I think they should change the colour of the envelopes to confuse people.
We could have for instance:
Green - no chance, you're fat, you smell and you have ginger hair. No blueys here thank you.
(only joking! - one of those days - you know what its like!)
whats wrong with ginger hair :scared:
Jun 2nd 2005, 10:00 pm
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Re: I got the yellow envelope!
Originally Posted by redlion
Oi!!!!! whats wrong with ginger hair :scared:
whats wrong with ginger hair :scared: Well ginger hair is all well and good, but in Australia, you are known as 'Bluey' for some reason.
My cat Gordon will have to be smuggled in, dyed black to hide evidence of ginger genitalia.
Because if someone has ginger public hair, then please god dont let it be carrot colour.
Because its better to shave it off - I mean, can you imagine finding ginger curly bits in your sink?
I have done 3 hours of TRA tonight. Alan my little love, if you are reading this and I know you are, please God in heaven help me.
Because one of Abdels employer references has me tied in knots. I dont know how to word the bloody thing as he had so many promotions.
If you dont help me right now Alan, then I am going to collect the public hair of every ginger person and send it to the TRA.
That will give them a real orange envelope.
(cradles head in hands and sips horlicks)
