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Husband for sale
Just saw this on another part of expats...
i'm trying to make my miind up as to whether he is desperate for money or a good time!!! :eek: :eek: http://britishexpats.com/forum/showt...threadid=91646 |
Re: Husband for sale
Originally posted by podgypossum Just saw this on another part of expats... i'm trying to make my miind up as to whether he is desperate for money or a good time!!! :eek: :eek: http://britishexpats.com/forum/showt...threadid=91646 :eek: :D Do you read all the forums on here then? How much spare time do you have podge?:D |
LOL..no Vicky..i very rarely venture outside this forum..but as it was quiet and i can't sleep after finally getting my grandaughter to bed, i decided to browse around a bit...
I used to have a lot of spare time till my daughter and grandaughter arrived this week... but now i'm on full speed!!! |
Hmmm....got me thinking about ways to make some dosh....
Maybe I should put myself up for sale as I am back on the meat market....I might get the price of a pint of milk....that is if someone's drunk enough to make that kind of heady offer..... :D How's about...... For sale.....One Man, Low mileage....full service history...only ever owned by lady drivers of course...many modifications from factory standard....clean inside, though may benefit from an exterior valet depending on your taste...no bald patches....never smoked in....only crashed on occasion, but repaired to a good standard....could qualify for classic insurance as is 35 years old. Excellent mechanical condition, but seems to take some juice at weekends, though starts first time, every time......and then runs until stopped. Is now sick and tired of pulling around a dead weight, so is on the market for the first time in over a decade. Enjoys being driven daily....or even more often if you enjoy a slightly bumpy ride. :D Hmmm, where's that copy of Loot? Rich. |
Originally posted by podgypossum LOL..no Vicky..i very rarely venture outside this forum..but as it was quiet and i can't sleep after finally getting my grandaughter to bed, i decided to browse around a bit... I used to have a lot of spare time till my daughter and grandaughter arrived this week... but now i'm on full speed!!! |
Originally posted by wengerboy GRAND DAUGHTER:D i thought you were only 29;) Nah!!!! thats me...........;) :D :D :rolleyes: |
Originally posted by wengerboy GRAND DAUGHTER:D i thought you were only 29;) Thankyou for making my day Wenger...now...how much do i owe you??? :D :D |
Originally posted by theguitardoctor Hmmm....got me thinking about ways to make some dosh.... Maybe I should put myself up for sale as I am back on the meat market....I might get the price of a pint of milk....that is if someone's drunk enough to make that kind of heady offer..... :D How's about...... For sale.....One Man, Low mileage....full service history...only ever owned by lady drivers of course...many modifications from factory standard....clean inside, though may benefit from an exterior valet depending on your taste...no bald patches....never smoked in....only crashed on occasion, but repaired to a good standard....could qualify for classic insurance as is 35 years old. Excellent mechanical condition, but seems to take some juice at weekends, though starts first time, every time......and then runs until stopped. Is now sick and tired of pulling around a dead weight, so is on the market for the first time in over a decade. Enjoys being driven daily....or even more often if you enjoy a slightly bumpy ride. :D Hmmm, where's that copy of Loot? Rich. may i start the bidding at $50?? would like to part exchaange if possible? sue:D :D :D |
Originally posted by tiredwithtwins may i start the bidding at $50?? would like to part exchaange if possible? sue:D :D :D |
My wife keep's telling me now lucky i am!
Me!!!!! I never stop showering her with gift's. She had a lovely box of spanner's for christmas (chrome) even had soft rubber handles . AND AS SHE EVER USED THEM !!!!! :mad: :lecture: :beer: PS If this being ungratfulness doen't stop ! I'm going to cancel her birthday pressy ! A 3 phaze welder complete with steel welding rod's ....and goggles. Some time's i think you girl's can be so ungrateful ! ;) |
Originally posted by plumber Some time's i think you girl's can be so ungrateful ! ;) so I give thankd to the great St Malcolm the unwashed for blessing (cursing?) me with 3 beautiful kids (tw#ts?), for allowing me to work long shifts as a shit shovelller (nurse to those who didnt know!) then come home to my cosy abode (rabbit hutch shit tip?) to clean, wash, iron,shop,cook and do EVERY F###ING OTHER BIT OF WORK KNOWN TO THE HUMAN RACE!!!!!!!!???????? and just for the record.......no I dont ever want to have sex ever again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!! ..............mmmfffff....!!! (sound of straight jacket being strapped on) if ever anyone hears me say I have a good idea, please have me taken out and shot............... :D :D :D |
Originally posted by tiredwithtwins hehehe!!!! so I give thankd to the great St Malcolm the unwashed for blessing (cursing?) me with 3 beautiful kids (tw#ts?), for allowing me to work long shifts as a shit shovelller (nurse to those who didnt know!) then come home to my cosy abode (rabbit hutch shit tip?) to clean, wash, iron,shop,cook and do EVERY F###ING OTHER BIT OF WORK KNOWN TO THE HUMAN RACE!!!!!!!!???????? and just for the record.......no I dont ever want to have sex ever again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!! ..............mmmfffff....!!! (sound of straight jacket being strapped on) if ever anyone hears me say I have a good idea, please have me taken out and shot............... :D :D :D sorry bout that.....having a bad week....actually, having a bad life, but thats another story................ :D |
Originally posted by tiredwithtwins sorry bout that.....having a bad week....actually, having a bad life, but thats another story................ :D Come lie on my couch and lets start from the beginning..... :D :D |
Originally posted by podgypossum Come lie on my couch and lets start from the beginning..... :D :D :D :D :D |
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