Husband for sale
Feb 27th 2004, 4:05 pm
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Husband for sale
Just saw this on another part of expats...
i'm trying to make my miind up as to whether he is desperate for money or a good time!!!
http://britishexpats.com/forum/showt...threadid=91646
i'm trying to make my miind up as to whether he is desperate for money or a good time!!!
http://britishexpats.com/forum/showt...threadid=91646
Feb 27th 2004, 4:09 pm
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Re: Husband for sale
Originally posted by podgypossum
Just saw this on another part of expats...
i'm trying to make my miind up as to whether he is desperate for money or a good time!!!
http://britishexpats.com/forum/showt...threadid=91646
Just saw this on another part of expats...
i'm trying to make my miind up as to whether he is desperate for money or a good time!!!
http://britishexpats.com/forum/showt...threadid=91646
Do you read all the forums on here then?
How much spare time do you have podge?
Feb 27th 2004, 4:13 pm
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LOL..no Vicky..i very rarely venture outside this forum..but as it was quiet and i can't sleep after finally getting my grandaughter to bed, i decided to browse around a bit...
I used to have a lot of spare time till my daughter and grandaughter arrived this week... but now i'm on full speed!!!
I used to have a lot of spare time till my daughter and grandaughter arrived this week... but now i'm on full speed!!!
Feb 27th 2004, 7:35 pm
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Hmmm....got me thinking about ways to make some dosh....
Maybe I should put myself up for sale as I am back on the meat market....I might get the price of a pint of milk....that is if someone's drunk enough to make that kind of heady offer.....
How's about......
For sale.....One Man, Low mileage....full service history...only ever owned by lady drivers of course...many modifications from factory standard....clean inside, though may benefit from an exterior valet depending on your taste...no bald patches....never smoked in....only crashed on occasion, but repaired to a good standard....could qualify for classic insurance as is 35 years old. Excellent mechanical condition, but seems to take some juice at weekends, though starts first time, every time......and then runs until stopped. Is now sick and tired of pulling around a dead weight, so is on the market for the first time in over a decade. Enjoys being driven daily....or even more often if you enjoy a slightly bumpy ride.
Hmmm, where's that copy of Loot?
Rich.
Maybe I should put myself up for sale as I am back on the meat market....I might get the price of a pint of milk....that is if someone's drunk enough to make that kind of heady offer.....
How's about......
For sale.....One Man, Low mileage....full service history...only ever owned by lady drivers of course...many modifications from factory standard....clean inside, though may benefit from an exterior valet depending on your taste...no bald patches....never smoked in....only crashed on occasion, but repaired to a good standard....could qualify for classic insurance as is 35 years old. Excellent mechanical condition, but seems to take some juice at weekends, though starts first time, every time......and then runs until stopped. Is now sick and tired of pulling around a dead weight, so is on the market for the first time in over a decade. Enjoys being driven daily....or even more often if you enjoy a slightly bumpy ride.
Hmmm, where's that copy of Loot?
Rich.
Feb 27th 2004, 9:30 pm
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Originally posted by podgypossum
LOL..no Vicky..i very rarely venture outside this forum..but as it was quiet and i can't sleep after finally getting my grandaughter to bed, i decided to browse around a bit...
I used to have a lot of spare time till my daughter and grandaughter arrived this week... but now i'm on full speed!!!
LOL..no Vicky..i very rarely venture outside this forum..but as it was quiet and i can't sleep after finally getting my grandaughter to bed, i decided to browse around a bit...
I used to have a lot of spare time till my daughter and grandaughter arrived this week... but now i'm on full speed!!!
i thought you were only 29
Feb 28th 2004, 2:10 am
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Originally posted by wengerboy
GRAND DAUGHTER i thought you were only 29
GRAND DAUGHTER
i thought you were only 29
Nah!!!! thats me...........
Feb 28th 2004, 4:01 am
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Originally posted by wengerboy
GRAND DAUGHTER i thought you were only 29
GRAND DAUGHTER
i thought you were only 29
Thankyou for making my day Wenger...now...how much do i owe you???
Feb 28th 2004, 9:25 am
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Originally posted by theguitardoctor
Hmmm....got me thinking about ways to make some dosh....
Maybe I should put myself up for sale as I am back on the meat market....I might get the price of a pint of milk....that is if someone's drunk enough to make that kind of heady offer.....
How's about......
For sale.....One Man, Low mileage....full service history...only ever owned by lady drivers of course...many modifications from factory standard....clean inside, though may benefit from an exterior valet depending on your taste...no bald patches....never smoked in....only crashed on occasion, but repaired to a good standard....could qualify for classic insurance as is 35 years old. Excellent mechanical condition, but seems to take some juice at weekends, though starts first time, every time......and then runs until stopped. Is now sick and tired of pulling around a dead weight, so is on the market for the first time in over a decade. Enjoys being driven daily....or even more often if you enjoy a slightly bumpy ride.
Hmmm, where's that copy of Loot?
Rich.
Hmmm....got me thinking about ways to make some dosh....
Maybe I should put myself up for sale as I am back on the meat market....I might get the price of a pint of milk....that is if someone's drunk enough to make that kind of heady offer.....
How's about......
For sale.....One Man, Low mileage....full service history...only ever owned by lady drivers of course...many modifications from factory standard....clean inside, though may benefit from an exterior valet depending on your taste...no bald patches....never smoked in....only crashed on occasion, but repaired to a good standard....could qualify for classic insurance as is 35 years old. Excellent mechanical condition, but seems to take some juice at weekends, though starts first time, every time......and then runs until stopped. Is now sick and tired of pulling around a dead weight, so is on the market for the first time in over a decade. Enjoys being driven daily....or even more often if you enjoy a slightly bumpy ride.
Hmmm, where's that copy of Loot?
Rich.
may i start the bidding at $50?? would like to part exchaange if possible?
sue
Feb 28th 2004, 9:30 am
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Originally posted by tiredwithtwins
may i start the bidding at $50?? would like to part exchaange if possible?
sue
may i start the bidding at $50?? would like to part exchaange if possible?
sue
Feb 28th 2004, 9:50 am
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My wife keep's telling me now lucky i am!
Me!!!!!
I never stop showering her with gift's.
She had a lovely box of spanner's for christmas (chrome) even had soft rubber handles .
AND AS SHE EVER USED THEM !!!!!
:lecture:
PS If this being ungratfulness doen't stop ! I'm going to cancel her birthday pressy !
A 3 phaze welder complete with steel welding rod's ....and goggles.
Some time's i think you girl's can be so ungrateful !
Me!!!!!
I never stop showering her with gift's.
She had a lovely box of spanner's for christmas (chrome) even had soft rubber handles .
AND AS SHE EVER USED THEM !!!!!
:lecture: PS If this being ungratfulness doen't stop ! I'm going to cancel her birthday pressy !
A 3 phaze welder complete with steel welding rod's ....and goggles.
Some time's i think you girl's can be so ungrateful !
Last edited by plumber; Feb 28th 2004 at 9:57 am.
Feb 28th 2004, 10:24 am
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Originally posted by plumber
Some time's i think you girl's can be so ungrateful !
Some time's i think you girl's can be so ungrateful !
so I give thankd to the great St Malcolm the unwashed for blessing (cursing?) me with 3 beautiful kids (tw#ts?), for allowing me to work long shifts as a shit shovelller (nurse to those who didnt know!) then come home to my cosy abode (rabbit hutch shit tip?) to clean, wash, iron,shop,cook and do EVERY F###ING OTHER BIT OF WORK KNOWN TO THE HUMAN RACE!!!!!!!!???????? and just for the record.......no I dont ever want to have sex ever again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!
..............mmmfffff....!!! (sound of straight jacket being strapped on)
if ever anyone hears me say I have a good idea, please have me taken out and shot...............
Feb 28th 2004, 10:26 am
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Originally posted by tiredwithtwins
hehehe!!!!
so I give thankd to the great St Malcolm the unwashed for blessing (cursing?) me with 3 beautiful kids (tw#ts?), for allowing me to work long shifts as a shit shovelller (nurse to those who didnt know!) then come home to my cosy abode (rabbit hutch shit tip?) to clean, wash, iron,shop,cook and do EVERY F###ING OTHER BIT OF WORK KNOWN TO THE HUMAN RACE!!!!!!!!???????? and just for the record.......no I dont ever want to have sex ever again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!
..............mmmfffff....!!! (sound of straight jacket being strapped on)
if ever anyone hears me say I have a good idea, please have me taken out and shot...............
hehehe!!!!
so I give thankd to the great St Malcolm the unwashed for blessing (cursing?) me with 3 beautiful kids (tw#ts?), for allowing me to work long shifts as a shit shovelller (nurse to those who didnt know!) then come home to my cosy abode (rabbit hutch shit tip?) to clean, wash, iron,shop,cook and do EVERY F###ING OTHER BIT OF WORK KNOWN TO THE HUMAN RACE!!!!!!!!???????? and just for the record.......no I dont ever want to have sex ever again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!
..............mmmfffff....!!! (sound of straight jacket being strapped on)
if ever anyone hears me say I have a good idea, please have me taken out and shot...............
sorry bout that.....having a bad week....actually, having a bad life, but thats another story................
Feb 28th 2004, 10:44 am
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Originally posted by tiredwithtwins
sorry bout that.....having a bad week....actually, having a bad life, but thats another story................
sorry bout that.....having a bad week....actually, having a bad life, but thats another story................
Come lie on my couch and lets start from the beginning.....
Feb 28th 2004, 10:59 am
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Originally posted by podgypossum
Come lie on my couch and lets start from the beginning.....
Come lie on my couch and lets start from the beginning.....
