How to pass an immigration test in Australia
Aug 24th 2005, 9:41 am
#1
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How to pass an immigration test in Australia
Mujibar was trying to get into Australia legally through
Immigration. The Officer said, "Mujibar, you have passed most of the
required tests, but there is one more compulsory test. Unless you
pass it you cannot enter Australia."
Mujibar said, "I am ready."
The officer said, "Make a sentence using the words Yellow, Pink
and Green."
Mujibar thought for a few minutes and said, "Mister Officer, I
am ready."
The Officer said, "Go ahead."
Mujibar said, "The telephone goes green, green, green, and I
pink it up, and say, ' Yellow, this is Mujibar.'"
Mujibar now lives in a neighborhood near you, and works at a
Telstra help desk.
Immigration. The Officer said, "Mujibar, you have passed most of the
required tests, but there is one more compulsory test. Unless you
pass it you cannot enter Australia."
Mujibar said, "I am ready."
The officer said, "Make a sentence using the words Yellow, Pink
and Green."
Mujibar thought for a few minutes and said, "Mister Officer, I
am ready."
The Officer said, "Go ahead."
Mujibar said, "The telephone goes green, green, green, and I
pink it up, and say, ' Yellow, this is Mujibar.'"
Mujibar now lives in a neighborhood near you, and works at a
Telstra help desk.
Aug 24th 2005, 9:44 am
#2
Joined: Aug 2003
Posts: 8,147
Re: How to pass an immigration test in Australia
Originally Posted by Slater
Mujibar was trying to get into Australia legally through
Immigration. The Officer said, "Mujibar, you have passed most of the
required tests, but there is one more compulsory test. Unless you
pass it you cannot enter Australia."
Mujibar said, "I am ready."
The officer said, "Make a sentence using the words Yellow, Pink
and Green."
Mujibar thought for a few minutes and said, "Mister Officer, I
am ready."
The Officer said, "Go ahead."
Mujibar said, "The telephone goes green, green, green, and I
pink it up, and say, ' Yellow, this is Mujibar.'"
Mujibar now lives in a neighborhood near you, and works at a
Telstra help desk.
Immigration. The Officer said, "Mujibar, you have passed most of the
required tests, but there is one more compulsory test. Unless you
pass it you cannot enter Australia."
Mujibar said, "I am ready."
The officer said, "Make a sentence using the words Yellow, Pink
and Green."
Mujibar thought for a few minutes and said, "Mister Officer, I
am ready."
The Officer said, "Go ahead."
Mujibar said, "The telephone goes green, green, green, and I
pink it up, and say, ' Yellow, this is Mujibar.'"
Mujibar now lives in a neighborhood near you, and works at a
Telstra help desk.
Aug 24th 2005, 9:57 am
#3
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Joined: Dec 2002
Location: Keep true friends and puppets close, trust no-one else...
Posts: 93,814
Re: How to pass an immigration test in Australia
Sense of humour still going strong then Slater? 
Hows life treating you these days? (apart from the encounter it sounds like you've had with hellstra)!!
Hows life treating you these days? (apart from the encounter it sounds like you've had with hellstra)!!
Last edited by Pollyana; Aug 24th 2005 at 10:00 am.
Aug 24th 2005, 10:38 am
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Re: How to pass an immigration test in Australia
Originally Posted by Pollyana
Sense of humour still going strong then Slater? Hows life treating you these days? (apart from the encounter it sounds like you've had with hellstra)!!
Hows life treating you these days? (apart from the encounter it sounds like you've had with hellstra)!!Hey, were all fine, doesn't everyone have problems with Hellstra, we have to phone them nearly every bill to get amendments, just don't seem to deliver what they promise us.
How's you guys? I went back for 5 weeks May and June, had enough after 2 weeks, glad to be home. Feel the bloody cold this year though, don't think it's been below 5 degrees, is this aclimatising or am I turning into a whoos?
Aug 24th 2005, 10:40 am
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Re: How to pass an immigration test in Australia
:d :d :d
