How Not To Sell Your House!!
Sep 21st 2005, 7:47 pm
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How Not To Sell Your House!!
Some of you may remember that we had an offer on our house a couple of months ago, but the buyers pulled out 2 days later. They came back today for another look - these are the lesbian kitchen fitters. I arrived home just before they were due (they were in their car outside) to find my husband had put on the 'Queer As Folk' soundtrack. I rushed to turn it off and asked him, when he appeared, if he realised what he had put on 
He said he thought it would make them feel at home :scared: and he wasn't joking!
He said he thought it would make them feel at home :scared: and he wasn't joking!
Sep 21st 2005, 8:02 pm
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Re: How Not To Sell Your House!!
Originally Posted by The Crow
Some of you may remember that we had an offer on our house a couple of months ago, but the buyers pulled out 2 days later. They came back today for another look - these are the lesbian kitchen fitters. I arrived home just before they were due (they were in their car outside) to find my husband had put on the 'Queer As Folk' soundtrack. I rushed to turn it off and asked him, when he appeared, if he realised what he had put on He said he thought it would make them feel at home :scared: and he wasn't joking!
He said he thought it would make them feel at home :scared: and he wasn't joking!Manage a trois perhaps and your husband the voyeur ! ! !
Things people will do to sell their house eh!
Sep 21st 2005, 8:05 pm
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Re: How Not To Sell Your House!!
Originally Posted by The Crow
Some of you may remember that we had an offer on our house a couple of months ago, but the buyers pulled out 2 days later. They came back today for another look - these are the lesbian kitchen fitters. I arrived home just before they were due (they were in their car outside) to find my husband had put on the 'Queer As Folk' soundtrack. I rushed to turn it off and asked him, when he appeared, if he realised what he had put on He said he thought it would make them feel at home :scared: and he wasn't joking!
He said he thought it would make them feel at home :scared: and he wasn't joking!That's really funny! Who cares what they are as long as they buy your house though!
Sep 21st 2005, 8:13 pm
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Re: How Not To Sell Your House!!
pmsl serves them right for messing you about 
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Sep 21st 2005, 8:20 pm
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Re: How Not To Sell Your House!!
well dont keep us in suspence did it work
Sep 21st 2005, 8:45 pm
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Re: How Not To Sell Your House!!
Originally Posted by davykaz
well dont keep us in suspence did it work
Sep 21st 2005, 8:47 pm
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Re: How Not To Sell Your House!!
well we will keep our fingers crossed
good luck
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good luck
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Re: How Not To Sell Your House!!
Originally Posted by Carruss
What happened then?
Manage a trois perhaps and your husband the voyeur ! ! !
Things people will do to sell their house eh!
Manage a trois perhaps and your husband the voyeur ! ! !
Things people will do to sell their house eh!
Sep 23rd 2005, 10:19 am
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Re: How Not To Sell Your House!!
Just an update - they're offering on our house and the other house they like across the valley and by the sounds of it, will go with however will reduce their price the most! Hmm - not sure I want to play that game - they could go with ours and then the other seller a month or so later may reduce again and then they could quite likely change their minds AGAIN.... 
We have another viewing this evening - so fingers crossed ..........
We have another viewing this evening - so fingers crossed ..........
Sep 23rd 2005, 10:25 am
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Re: How Not To Sell Your House!!
Originally Posted by The Crow
Some of you may remember that we had an offer on our house a couple of months ago, but the buyers pulled out 2 days later. They came back today for another look - these are the lesbian kitchen fitters. I arrived home just before they were due (they were in their car outside) to find my husband had put on the 'Queer As Folk' soundtrack. I rushed to turn it off and asked him, when he appeared, if he realised what he had put on He said he thought it would make them feel at home :scared: and he wasn't joking!
He said he thought it would make them feel at home :scared: and he wasn't joking!
