House Selling Brainstorm
Dec 23rd 2005, 8:46 am
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Re: House Selling Brainstorm
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Dec 23rd 2005, 8:47 am
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Re: House Selling Brainstorm
Originally Posted by wavy_davy
If you advertise it as "Free muff to all viewers" you might do better............ 
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Dec 23rd 2005, 8:47 am
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Re: House Selling Brainstorm
Originally Posted by rugbymad
Wasn't that along the lines from a Fawlty towers episode,my mind is mush,just done a 12 hour shift.
yes mate and mrs richards the deff woman replied with
"WHAT????? "
remember??
Dec 23rd 2005, 8:50 am
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Re: House Selling Brainstorm
For Rugbymad:
[Finicky guest Mrs Richards attempts to convey her requirements to Manuel.]
Mrs Richards: Now. I've reserved a very quiet room, with a bath and a sea view. I specifically asked for a sea view in my written confirmation, so please make sure I have it.
Manuel: ¿Qué?
Mrs Richards: What?
Manuel: ¿Qué?
Mrs Richards: "K"?
Manuel: S�*.
Mrs Richards: "C"?
[Manuel nods.]
Mrs Richards: "KC"?
[Manuel looks puzzled.]
Mrs Richards: "KC"? What are you trying to say?
Manuel: No, no-no-no. "Qué" — "what".
Mrs Richards: "K — what"?
Manuel: ¡S�*! "Qué" — "what"!
Mrs Richards: "C.K. Watt"?
Manuel: Yes.
Mrs Richards: Who is C.K. Watt?
Manuel: ¿Qué?
Mrs Richards: Is it the manager, Mr Watt?
Manuel: Oh, manager!
Mrs Richards: He is.
Manuel: Ah… Mr Fawlty!
Mrs Richards: What?
Manuel: Fawlty.
Mrs Richards: What are you talking about, you silly little man?!
[She turns to hotel maid Polly.]
Mrs Richards: What is going on here? I ask him for my room, and he tells me the manager's a "Mr Watt", aged forty.
Manuel: No, no. Fawlty.
Mrs Richards: Faulty? What's wrong with him?
Polly: It's alright, Mrs Richards. He's from Barcelona.
[Finicky guest Mrs Richards attempts to convey her requirements to Manuel.]
Mrs Richards: Now. I've reserved a very quiet room, with a bath and a sea view. I specifically asked for a sea view in my written confirmation, so please make sure I have it.
Manuel: ¿Qué?
Mrs Richards: What?
Manuel: ¿Qué?
Mrs Richards: "K"?
Manuel: S�*.
Mrs Richards: "C"?
[Manuel nods.]
Mrs Richards: "KC"?
[Manuel looks puzzled.]
Mrs Richards: "KC"? What are you trying to say?
Manuel: No, no-no-no. "Qué" — "what".
Mrs Richards: "K — what"?
Manuel: ¡S�*! "Qué" — "what"!
Mrs Richards: "C.K. Watt"?
Manuel: Yes.
Mrs Richards: Who is C.K. Watt?
Manuel: ¿Qué?
Mrs Richards: Is it the manager, Mr Watt?
Manuel: Oh, manager!
Mrs Richards: He is.
Manuel: Ah… Mr Fawlty!
Mrs Richards: What?
Manuel: Fawlty.
Mrs Richards: What are you talking about, you silly little man?!
[She turns to hotel maid Polly.]
Mrs Richards: What is going on here? I ask him for my room, and he tells me the manager's a "Mr Watt", aged forty.
Manuel: No, no. Fawlty.
Mrs Richards: Faulty? What's wrong with him?
Polly: It's alright, Mrs Richards. He's from Barcelona.
Dec 23rd 2005, 8:52 am
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Re: House Selling Brainstorm
Originally Posted by Rooksie
yes mate and mrs richards the deff woman replied with
"WHAT????? "
remember??
"WHAT????? "
remember??
14 years is long enough,what do you think of this then??
!5 years service and allways the last shift before crimbo gets a brekkie in the works cafe thing and go home early,this year no brekkie and work the full 12 hours!! our supervisor ((43 years servise) said he has never known it to happen,we have a new boss and hes trying to make his mark,well he certainly showed us!! what a prick! Not 1 member of amnagment came to the staff and said merry crimbo,at least i'm home now and on here dreaming of OZ.
no work for a while so crack open the red wine!!
Dec 23rd 2005, 8:53 am
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Re: House Selling Brainstorm
Originally Posted by Rooksie
For Rugbymad:
[Finicky guest Mrs Richards attempts to convey her requirements to Manuel.]
Mrs Richards: Now. I've reserved a very quiet room, with a bath and a sea view. I specifically asked for a sea view in my written confirmation, so please make sure I have it.
Manuel: ¿Qué?
Mrs Richards: What?
Manuel: ¿Qué?
Mrs Richards: "K"?
Manuel: Sê.
Mrs Richards: "C"?
[Manuel nods.]
Mrs Richards: "KC"?
[Manuel looks puzzled.]
Mrs Richards: "KC"? What are you trying to say?
Manuel: No, no-no-no. "Qué" — "what".
Mrs Richards: "K — what"?
Manuel: ¡Sê! "Qué" — "what"!
Mrs Richards: "C.K. Watt"?
Manuel: Yes.
Mrs Richards: Who is C.K. Watt?
Manuel: ¿Qué?
Mrs Richards: Is it the manager, Mr Watt?
Manuel: Oh, manager!
Mrs Richards: He is.
Manuel: Ah… Mr Fawlty!
Mrs Richards: What?
Manuel: Fawlty.
Mrs Richards: What are you talking about, you silly little man?!
[She turns to hotel maid Polly.]
Mrs Richards: What is going on here? I ask him for my room, and he tells me the manager's a "Mr Watt", aged forty.
Manuel: No, no. Fawlty.
Mrs Richards: Faulty? What's wrong with him?
Polly: It's alright, Mrs Richards. He's from Barcelona.
[Finicky guest Mrs Richards attempts to convey her requirements to Manuel.]
Mrs Richards: Now. I've reserved a very quiet room, with a bath and a sea view. I specifically asked for a sea view in my written confirmation, so please make sure I have it.
Manuel: ¿Qué?
Mrs Richards: What?
Manuel: ¿Qué?
Mrs Richards: "K"?
Manuel: Sê.
Mrs Richards: "C"?
[Manuel nods.]
Mrs Richards: "KC"?
[Manuel looks puzzled.]
Mrs Richards: "KC"? What are you trying to say?
Manuel: No, no-no-no. "Qué" — "what".
Mrs Richards: "K — what"?
Manuel: ¡Sê! "Qué" — "what"!
Mrs Richards: "C.K. Watt"?
Manuel: Yes.
Mrs Richards: Who is C.K. Watt?
Manuel: ¿Qué?
Mrs Richards: Is it the manager, Mr Watt?
Manuel: Oh, manager!
Mrs Richards: He is.
Manuel: Ah… Mr Fawlty!
Mrs Richards: What?
Manuel: Fawlty.
Mrs Richards: What are you talking about, you silly little man?!
[She turns to hotel maid Polly.]
Mrs Richards: What is going on here? I ask him for my room, and he tells me the manager's a "Mr Watt", aged forty.
Manuel: No, no. Fawlty.
Mrs Richards: Faulty? What's wrong with him?
Polly: It's alright, Mrs Richards. He's from Barcelona.
Dec 23rd 2005, 8:55 am
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Re: House Selling Brainstorm
Originally Posted by rugbymad
Sorry matey. I really must come off shifts!!
14 years is long enough,what do you think of this then??
!5 years service and allways the last shift before crimbo gets a brekkie in the works cafe thing and go home early,this year no brekkie and work the full 12 hours!! our supervisor ((43 years servise) said he has never known it to happen,we have a new boss and hes trying to make his mark,well he certainly showed us!! what a prick! Not 1 member of amnagment came to the staff and said merry crimbo,at least i'm home now and on here dreaming of OZ.
no work for a while so crack open the red wine!!
14 years is long enough,what do you think of this then??
!5 years service and allways the last shift before crimbo gets a brekkie in the works cafe thing and go home early,this year no brekkie and work the full 12 hours!! our supervisor ((43 years servise) said he has never known it to happen,we have a new boss and hes trying to make his mark,well he certainly showed us!! what a prick! Not 1 member of amnagment came to the staff and said merry crimbo,at least i'm home now and on here dreaming of OZ.
no work for a while so crack open the red wine!!
what job do you do ???
Dec 23rd 2005, 8:55 am
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Re: House Selling Brainstorm
what does pmsl stand for,i'm ready for the abuse that will surley follow!!
Dec 23rd 2005, 8:55 am
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Re: House Selling Brainstorm
Originally Posted by rugbymad
Pure genius!! Good work fella,cheered me right up!! Ta
sorry matey but i aint no fella
Dec 23rd 2005, 8:56 am
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Re: House Selling Brainstorm
Originally Posted by rugbymad
what does pmsl stand for,i'm ready for the abuse that will surley follow!!
p**s myself laughin !
Dec 23rd 2005, 8:56 am
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Re: House Selling Brainstorm
Originally Posted by Rooksie
sorry matey but i aint no fella
Dec 23rd 2005, 8:57 am
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Re: House Selling Brainstorm
Originally Posted by rugbymad
Sorry!! Oh God I think i'll go to bed ! start again saturday !
dont go without telling me your job!!!!
Dec 23rd 2005, 8:58 am
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Re: House Selling Brainstorm
I work in engineering,making bits that fly!
Hate every minute but hey ho not foreveris it?
:scared:
Hate every minute but hey ho not foreveris it?
:scared:
Dec 23rd 2005, 8:59 am
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Re: House Selling Brainstorm
Originally Posted by rugbymad
I work in engineering,making bits that fly!
Hate every minute but hey ho not foreveris it?
:scared:
Hate every minute but hey ho not foreveris it?
:scared:
Oooo. i hated my job and thus decided work really wasnt for me
Dec 23rd 2005, 9:01 am
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Re: House Selling Brainstorm
Originally Posted by Rooksie
Oooo. i hated my job and thus decided work really wasnt for me
