The hell of being a British Expat
 

Gotta love Clarkson!

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/com...cle2326687.ece

"Fine, but in the whole of human history, nobody has ever woken up and thought, “I know. I have a wonderful family, lots of money, a great job and an active social life. I shall therefore move to Australia.”

Australia is where you go when you’ve made a mess of everything. That’s why the 1.3m Brits who live there are known as whingeing Poms. Because they’re all failures."

:rofl:

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LOL - Yep thats us :rofl:

Still think he is funny though - Im on a group on facebook that says Jeremy Clarkson for PM! :rofl:

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Online Clarkson, excellent, bookmarked it, ta :)

Must replace his books that I didn't bring with me ...

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The English are not happy unless they are miserable, the Irish are not at peace unless they are at war, and the Scots are not at home unless they are abroad.
George Orwell

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and the welsh love a good sheepshaggin' :blink:

Lee :thumbup:

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:ohmy::eek::blink::rofl::rofl::rofl:

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what he missed off the end of the sentence "...because it's alot like England but without the crappy weather!"

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Oh my are you telling me there are bars open at 10am in Australia :lol:

I knew there had to be a good reason for going there :lol:

from one failure to all the rest

CHEERS :thumbsup:

Re: The hell of being a British Expat
 

That's a classic rant. :D

I loved the following comment from a reader:

:lol:

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I just love the way so many people take him so seriously!


Tariq's last comment made me raise my eyebrows though.

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In fairness to him ... he does dish it out to pretty much everyone ...

On the English ... We're not really a nation of zinc kitchen surfaces and brushed aluminium; we're more a nation of Wetherspoons, and Heat Magazine and... chlamydia.

And apart from anything else ... would you seriously take offence at something said by a bloke whose favourite record is Radar Love. :lol:

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awww bless the Clarkson,,,,

A complete dimwit himself who only looks good by two bumbling idiots mimicking his daft tone.... sorry richard and james but you just two gimps.

Now on the other the other hand mr clarkson ...... your the intelligent one I suppose, unfortunately you are true brit, so you belong here.

I am off being a failure else where.

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"Alarming news. It seems that all the world’s clever people have gone missing. We know where the stupid people are. They’re in the White House, or they’re on Big Brother, or they’re singing for Simon Cowell’s supper."

Or watching Top Gear or reading his newspaper column?

OzTennis :)