The Great Australian BBQ
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The Great Australian BBQ
With my inaugaral Great Australian BBQ fast approaching, I am at great pains to ensure I commit no social faux pas. I have considered alternative approaches to the great occasion and would welcome advice on which would be most fitting to ensure my instant integration into Australian society and rewards of future invitations.
What to wear?
A. Something smart yet casual and understated, say Ralph Lauren shirt and chinos
B. Singlet, shorts and optional thongs
What to offer the host?
A. A cheeky Chardonnay from a fine French vineyard
B. 10lbs of raw steak and some tinnies
Polite Conversation?
A. A critical discourse on the Arts
B. Footy
Views on the Iraq crisis?
A. It's a dfifficult situation with a fine balance between the US and UN determining future outcomes.
B. Where?
What to wear?
A. Something smart yet casual and understated, say Ralph Lauren shirt and chinos
B. Singlet, shorts and optional thongs
What to offer the host?
A. A cheeky Chardonnay from a fine French vineyard
B. 10lbs of raw steak and some tinnies
Polite Conversation?
A. A critical discourse on the Arts
B. Footy
Views on the Iraq crisis?
A. It's a dfifficult situation with a fine balance between the US and UN determining future outcomes.
B. Where?
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Re: The Great Australian BBQ
Originally posted by jayr
With my inaugaral Great Australian BBQ fast approaching, I am at great pains to ensure I commit no social faux pas.
With my inaugaral Great Australian BBQ fast approaching, I am at great pains to ensure I commit no social faux pas.
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Re: The Great Australian BBQ
Originally posted by jayr
With my inaugaral Great Australian BBQ fast approaching, I am at great pains to ensure I commit no social faux pas. I have considered alternative approaches to the great occasion and would welcome advice on which would be most fitting to ensure my instant integration into Australian society and rewards of future invitations.
What to wear?
A. Something smart yet casual and understated, say Ralph Lauren shirt and chinos
B. Singlet, shorts and optional thongs
What to offer the host?
A. A cheeky Chardonnay from a fine French vineyard
B. 10lbs of raw steak and some tinnies
Polite Conversation?
A. A critical discourse on the Arts
B. Footy
Views on the Iraq crisis?
A. It's a dfifficult situation with a fine balance between the US and UN determining future outcomes.
B. Where?
With my inaugaral Great Australian BBQ fast approaching, I am at great pains to ensure I commit no social faux pas. I have considered alternative approaches to the great occasion and would welcome advice on which would be most fitting to ensure my instant integration into Australian society and rewards of future invitations.
What to wear?
A. Something smart yet casual and understated, say Ralph Lauren shirt and chinos
B. Singlet, shorts and optional thongs
What to offer the host?
A. A cheeky Chardonnay from a fine French vineyard
B. 10lbs of raw steak and some tinnies
Polite Conversation?
A. A critical discourse on the Arts
B. Footy
Views on the Iraq crisis?
A. It's a dfifficult situation with a fine balance between the US and UN determining future outcomes.
B. Where?
Very witty! With a great sense of humour like that you won`t last long here!!!
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Re: The Great Australian BBQ
Originally posted by jayr
With my inaugaral Great Australian BBQ fast approaching, I am at great pains to ensure I commit no social faux pas. I have considered alternative approaches to the great occasion and would welcome advice on which would be most fitting to ensure my instant integration into Australian society and rewards of future invitations.
What to wear?
A. Something smart yet casual and understated, say Ralph Lauren shirt and chinos
B. Singlet, shorts and optional thongs
What to offer the host?
A. A cheeky Chardonnay from a fine French vineyard
B. 10lbs of raw steak and some tinnies
Polite Conversation?
A. A critical discourse on the Arts
B. Footy
Views on the Iraq crisis?
A. It's a dfifficult situation with a fine balance between the US and UN determining future outcomes.
B. Where?
With my inaugaral Great Australian BBQ fast approaching, I am at great pains to ensure I commit no social faux pas. I have considered alternative approaches to the great occasion and would welcome advice on which would be most fitting to ensure my instant integration into Australian society and rewards of future invitations.
What to wear?
A. Something smart yet casual and understated, say Ralph Lauren shirt and chinos
B. Singlet, shorts and optional thongs
What to offer the host?
A. A cheeky Chardonnay from a fine French vineyard
B. 10lbs of raw steak and some tinnies
Polite Conversation?
A. A critical discourse on the Arts
B. Footy
Views on the Iraq crisis?
A. It's a dfifficult situation with a fine balance between the US and UN determining future outcomes.
B. Where?
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Re: The Great Australian BBQ
Originally posted by jayr
With my inaugaral Great Australian BBQ fast approaching, I am at great pains to ensure I commit no social faux pas. I have considered alternative approaches to the great occasion and would welcome advice on which would be most fitting to ensure my instant integration into Australian society and rewards of future invitations.
What to wear?
A. Something smart yet casual and understated, say Ralph Lauren shirt and chinos
B. Singlet, shorts and optional thongs
What to offer the host?
A. A cheeky Chardonnay from a fine French vineyard
B. 10lbs of raw steak and some tinnies
Polite Conversation?
A. A critical discourse on the Arts
B. Footy
Views on the Iraq crisis?
A. It's a dfifficult situation with a fine balance between the US and UN determining future outcomes.
B. Where?
With my inaugaral Great Australian BBQ fast approaching, I am at great pains to ensure I commit no social faux pas. I have considered alternative approaches to the great occasion and would welcome advice on which would be most fitting to ensure my instant integration into Australian society and rewards of future invitations.
What to wear?
A. Something smart yet casual and understated, say Ralph Lauren shirt and chinos
B. Singlet, shorts and optional thongs
What to offer the host?
A. A cheeky Chardonnay from a fine French vineyard
B. 10lbs of raw steak and some tinnies
Polite Conversation?
A. A critical discourse on the Arts
B. Footy
Views on the Iraq crisis?
A. It's a dfifficult situation with a fine balance between the US and UN determining future outcomes.
B. Where?
Stick with these topics for intellectual discourse and you'll be fine. Remember, do not stray from these topics and never, ever, mention England.
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I love BBQ,s especially the way aussies cook the sausages then stick them straight back on the blood sodden plate which they came on, by now encrusted with flies. The 10 bucks for 4 litres of wine always reminds me of how lucky I am to live in such a cheap country. The hearty dose of the runs from the potato salad which got warm after 2 hours in the 40 degree woops I must not get it wrong 39.2 degree heat. And the social mingling, tales of australias 1996 whatever sport (yawn) win by some fat greasy bloke who never got off the couch in the last 10 years. For the ladies, the washing up and kiddie minding plus a little stimulatng conversation about the sheets on special in K-Mart this week.
God I'm gonna miss the smoke filled acrid air on a Sunday afternoon. Not.
On our last house move we invited lots over to housewarm with a cocktail and formal dress party, the aussie lasses piled over themselves for the decent night out. Some even bought a new frock. But the blokes, not one, I jest not, even bought a new pair of underdaks to poke out from under the faded shorts, poor taste, last time I throw a decent bash here.
(By the way i gathered this was a lighthearted post, not one which will give us all boring statistics on how many kinds of snags you can get at one millionth of the price of in the UK).
God I'm gonna miss the smoke filled acrid air on a Sunday afternoon. Not.
On our last house move we invited lots over to housewarm with a cocktail and formal dress party, the aussie lasses piled over themselves for the decent night out. Some even bought a new frock. But the blokes, not one, I jest not, even bought a new pair of underdaks to poke out from under the faded shorts, poor taste, last time I throw a decent bash here.
(By the way i gathered this was a lighthearted post, not one which will give us all boring statistics on how many kinds of snags you can get at one millionth of the price of in the UK).
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Someone actually turned up to a party you threw Dotty !!??
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Originally posted by Interested
Someone actually turned up to a party you threw Dotty !!??
Someone actually turned up to a party you threw Dotty !!??
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Re: The Great Australian BBQ
Originally posted by Herman
Just make sure the conversation stays any one of these key topics - great places in Australia you have visited, great places in Australia you are going to visit, great places in Australia you would like one day to visit if you get a chance, great places in Australia other people have visited and told you about, great places in Australia you have never visited and never will but that you have read about, the amazing and unrelenting greatness of Australia etc etc.
Stick with these topics for intellectual discourse and you'll be fine. Remember, do not stray from these topics and never, ever, mention England.
Just make sure the conversation stays any one of these key topics - great places in Australia you have visited, great places in Australia you are going to visit, great places in Australia you would like one day to visit if you get a chance, great places in Australia other people have visited and told you about, great places in Australia you have never visited and never will but that you have read about, the amazing and unrelenting greatness of Australia etc etc.
Stick with these topics for intellectual discourse and you'll be fine. Remember, do not stray from these topics and never, ever, mention England.
Who won in 1996
Australians who take drugs are not drug cheats, despite all other countries athletes who take drugs are drug cheats.
Who won in 1998
Best place in the world even tho you have never left QLD no problem mate.
38 degrees is the perfect climate, especially as you armpits now resemble a fire hydrant with a leak, lovely ideal and perfect.
Who won last Saturday.
Of course the Government owes you a living, why should you contribute to anything.
Problem in Iraq? did they play last week.
Saddam? who does he play for?
The news, didnt australia play well.
Annual holiday, oh lovely, rainbow beach againnnnnn, you must love it there youve only been 10 years in a row.
Yes I'd love to look at your lawn, staring chatting about grass is so stimulating dear.
When you tire of this, the perfect excuse is asthma, say the kids/wife/dog cant handle the smoke and you can decline the Sunday afternoon from hell without offence.
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Originally posted by Interested
Someone actually turned up to a party you threw Dotty !!??
Someone actually turned up to a party you threw Dotty !!??
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[QUOTE]Originally posted by dotty
I love BBQ,s especially the way aussies cook the sausages then stick them straight back on the blood sodden plate which they came on, by now encrusted with flies. The 10 bucks for 4 litres of wine always reminds me of how lucky I am to live in such a cheap country. The hearty dose of the runs from the potato salad which got warm after 2 hours in the 40 degree woops I must not get it wrong 39.2 degree heat. And the social mingling, tales of australias 1996 whatever sport (yawn) win by some fat greasy bloke who never got off the couch in the last 10 years. For the ladies, the washing up and kiddie minding plus a little stimulatng conversation about the sheets on special in K-Mart this week.
In my several visits to all territories (except WA)- over the past 15 years - we have NEVER had any problems with the hygiene of the BBQ - the quality of the food in the BBQ OR the behaviour of the various diverse groups we have visited with. How could I have missed all the 'stuff' mentioned above ??????????????:scared:
I love BBQ,s especially the way aussies cook the sausages then stick them straight back on the blood sodden plate which they came on, by now encrusted with flies. The 10 bucks for 4 litres of wine always reminds me of how lucky I am to live in such a cheap country. The hearty dose of the runs from the potato salad which got warm after 2 hours in the 40 degree woops I must not get it wrong 39.2 degree heat. And the social mingling, tales of australias 1996 whatever sport (yawn) win by some fat greasy bloke who never got off the couch in the last 10 years. For the ladies, the washing up and kiddie minding plus a little stimulatng conversation about the sheets on special in K-Mart this week.
In my several visits to all territories (except WA)- over the past 15 years - we have NEVER had any problems with the hygiene of the BBQ - the quality of the food in the BBQ OR the behaviour of the various diverse groups we have visited with. How could I have missed all the 'stuff' mentioned above ??????????????:scared:
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[QUOTE]Originally posted by yafm
Must have been very short visits then...
Originally posted by dotty
I love BBQ,s especially the way aussies cook the sausages then stick them straight back on the blood sodden plate which they came on, by now encrusted with flies. The 10 bucks for 4 litres of wine always reminds me of how lucky I am to live in such a cheap country. The hearty dose of the runs from the potato salad which got warm after 2 hours in the 40 degree woops I must not get it wrong 39.2 degree heat. And the social mingling, tales of australias 1996 whatever sport (yawn) win by some fat greasy bloke who never got off the couch in the last 10 years. For the ladies, the washing up and kiddie minding plus a little stimulatng conversation about the sheets on special in K-Mart this week.
In my several visits to all territories (except WA)- over the past 15 years - we have NEVER had any problems with the hygiene of the BBQ - the quality of the food in the BBQ OR the behaviour of the various diverse groups we have visited with. How could I have missed all the 'stuff' mentioned above ??????????????:scared:
I love BBQ,s especially the way aussies cook the sausages then stick them straight back on the blood sodden plate which they came on, by now encrusted with flies. The 10 bucks for 4 litres of wine always reminds me of how lucky I am to live in such a cheap country. The hearty dose of the runs from the potato salad which got warm after 2 hours in the 40 degree woops I must not get it wrong 39.2 degree heat. And the social mingling, tales of australias 1996 whatever sport (yawn) win by some fat greasy bloke who never got off the couch in the last 10 years. For the ladies, the washing up and kiddie minding plus a little stimulatng conversation about the sheets on special in K-Mart this week.
In my several visits to all territories (except WA)- over the past 15 years - we have NEVER had any problems with the hygiene of the BBQ - the quality of the food in the BBQ OR the behaviour of the various diverse groups we have visited with. How could I have missed all the 'stuff' mentioned above ??????????????:scared:
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Originally posted by r.bartlett
you're starting to get bitter again p.s..
cheers
richard
you're starting to get bitter again p.s..
cheers
richard