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Well ya see ... just let that be a lesson to you. ;) We dont like deep, meaningful and philosophical. We like "mad and smutty"

Get used to it if you want to live in OZ :D

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Mental note! :)

Oh and 31 stopped by me, funny enough 31 too that wasn't or are still running.

Tells me nowt other than I need to clear that list of subscribbed to threads up!

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No dont try :D ,just post!!!
somedays you get a crackin laugh,other days its just...well..PANTS :D

Nice to see you back with us :D hows your other half doin?

Donna.

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Yea ok, I'm still learning about these forums you know. I don't linger in many at all, another is for torch geeks, but LOL's and all that are seldome, too serious for all that.

The other half (Nicola as we're on real name terms now :)) is ok. Had a real good day yesterday, today's been so so. All ups & downs but we've been here before, know we'll get thru, and all a matter of time really.

She'll be apples!

oh and someone please tell me this IS a saying in Oz ?!? ...... she'll be apples!

I read someone once say it on here. It DOES make me rofl, but just wondered as I aint seen it since!

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"Yabigjessie" scream Biggy and Maggy.

The rest of the crowd go wild.

Jim stands there. Arms held wide. Suddenly guitars scream & drums roll.

The announcer shouts "and on the expats stage tonight is Big Jim playing his no 1 world wide hit single "Mr Stopper" supported by JLT and Hevs on backing vocals".

Pheonix, ABCD and Possoms are lowered from giant "Panties" onto the stage and they immediately .................

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Thats dangerous for the first few rows of the audience :D

Cheers,
JTL

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Oh this IS too much fun! :)

I've got a dog that keeps leaning his head on me, it's about that time!

I shall look forward to catching up on this thread later

Thanx you lot! :)

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Hey Jim you cannot go like this.. ok...
Remeber me...pandya_m.... I am the one who stole you from the no man land straight to this Forum...

I am looking for lot of challanges once I land in Oz
I deserve a Karma that little tinkling star :beer:
So dont be miser share all of yours to me... :D

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Swinging his penis round, Jackthelad slaps the girls at the first two rows around the face with it.

Hevs who is trying very hard to get the music going orders Jack to put it away because he is stealing Jims thunder.

Now alot of people have been after Jims thunder for quite sometime and not many can get their hands on it.

Meanwhile, Scissors and Worzel come marching on with Pommieleague on their shoulders.

Its a beautifully choreographed display and Jim is in his element.

Finally, JAJ (jeremy) decides to tell Jack off for slapping the girls faces with his willy.

'Put that away or I shall ban you' He orders in an authorative voice. At that point, several girls in the front row turn to Jeremy, totally mesmerised by his authority.

'Ive always loved a man in uniform' Whispers Princess to Donna and Malcom.

Jeremy was wearing a policemans uniform, he thought it rather suited him and he looked utterly gorgeous.

'Who shall we throw panties at then?' Donna asked, her forehead creased with worry.

'All of em!' The Wombat shouted, 'Do em all just to be safe'.

Hevs had given up with the music and was busy ducking the knickers that were being thrown on stage.

All shapes and sizes and gussets you could have made a quilt with.

'This is fun!' Jonahs_Mummy yells to Scissors.

Grabbing up some panties that were not hers, Scissors throws them towards Jeremy.

Jackthelad leans forward with his overstretched penis and catches them smartly on the end.

'This isnt a game of netball you know' Pommie League snaps angrily as Jack the lad plays 'hoopla' with his chopper.

Worzel feeling quite left out, pulls out his special VB sweatshirt and starts to wave it in Pommie leagues face.

It really was no good, if they didnt start behaving themselves soon, there would be hell to pay.

And hell charged alot for bad behaviour let me tell you.

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This is a good bedtime story now (and realistic :D )

Good night all,

JTL

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Your so bad JTL you started all this willy like an elephants trunk thing.

You did.

The show will go on.

Jim, your people await you. :D

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OOOOOOOOO!! now I go out for a walk and the thread drops off page 1 !! :(

thread stopper, now this!

What next! :scared:

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Hey before you go for the show stopper msg for this thread let me thank you for that karma...
You are a chum dear.... :beer:

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no worries, what it's all about :)

I've ran out tho as am getting this again :

http://usera.imagecave.com/pauldw/Untitled-1.jpg

Tomorrow is another day :)

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That meanz that you have to give it to somebody else as you have already given karma to Sam.... I get that too as I lurve her sooooooooooooooooooo much I am ALWAYS giving her karma! LOL;) :p