Originally Posted by Professional Princess

The stadium was now empty.

The expats had left and had all gone to bed.

There really was no point without Jim.

The cleaners were mopping the floor whistling tunelessly as they sloshed water everywhere. Bless them, they were from the 'European Forum' and they were on £5 an hour.

They had not all gone back to their own beds though. Oh no, dont think those TRA men were innocent.

Back in their flasher macs and glasses, they had gone back to 'The Pink Panty Parlour' for a glass of brandy with Princess, Scissors and Jonahs Mummy.

John Howard was there and for a bet, was wearing womens underwear. The Agents were absolutely pissing themselves laughing too, they could never apply to the TRA again with a straight face.

But apart from that, the stadium was being cleaned for the next big event where Jim was making yet another appearance, supported by Wombat and Worzel.

There would also be some mud wrestling too.

But not tonight. The cleaners want to lock the place up and are tapping their heels impatiently on the floor.

Until tomorrow.

Originally Posted by Jim2004

You know, I just hope for your sake you are through the TRA already ...lol

Originally Posted by Professional Princess

Nope, not through it yet.

But I have a deep understanding for The Agents and the Men in Flasher macs (MIFM for short)

When I write about the TRA men, I always make them handsome and they always wear a G string and they always have big todgers.

:D

Originally Posted by Professional Princess

As Jim leaves the building, the ladies cheer and scream for him, those with panties left, chuck them on stage.

In a puff of smoke, he was gone to the chilly parts of Watford - thats where famous people live, and people that like the shopping centre there.

'Who shall we worship till tomorrow?' Hevs asks, a little worried.

'bollox' replied Wombat and cracked open a beer.

'Yes, but whos bollox?' Hevs asked

'Jeremys' Wombat grinned and swigged the beer.

Jeremy nervously backed out of the room, he valued his crown jewels and was more than afraid.

The Agents and TRA men crossed their legs all at the same time.

Oh dear, Jim please come back.

Originally Posted by possoms

... and unable to get a ticket Possoms waited patiently at the backstage door clutching her best m&s pants in her hand ready to throw them

she waited ..... and waited..... and waited.... but sadly no sign Jim had left the building :(

Originally Posted by Jim2004

Right possoms, I'm saying nowt, your the thread stopper now! :D

Originally Posted by JackTheLad

Hey Jim!

See my thread killer thread? :D

Go on... reply to it, you know you want to :D

Cheers,
JTL

Originally Posted by Jim2004

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.d...sPageName=WDVW

ROFL .......... sorry

Originally Posted by mandi248

What's happened to the ad?? it's been removed by ebay!!
What was in the ad?
Can't wait for "the expats day out" wonder what you'll get up to Jim? :D :scared:

Originally Posted by Jim2004

That's a pity bout the ebay add, was very apt...lol

Someone was selling a second hand (?!?!) pair of them big bloomer type of knickers you wear in hospital, the type you wear before an operation, if you've ever seen em!

Second hand :scared: ...lol, altho the seller said they was his girlfriends, and only put them up for sale to see what kind of interest they got ...lol

Oh and please don't confuse me with Sam's interpritation ...lol

I will probably sit in the corner with a coke and rub my hands over a warm log fire nervously!

Originally Posted by mandi248

LOL :D yes have seen them before, infact have taken a few off too......
Don't panic I'm a theatre nurse :rolleyes:
Oh, don't spoil the illusion, I think it's very funny has kept me on the edge of my seat a few times waiting for the next part :D

Originally Posted by Phoenixuk2oz

PMSL......Gonna re-name you Bayside Flasher :D

Originally Posted by scissors

:D :D :D :D :D

Originally Posted by Jim2004

Oh well you know them only too well ...lol, altho I've had the a few operations so have had the pleasure of actually wearing them :p

Yeah Sam's (and the other contributors too!) posts did crack me up :) maybe that's it for this thead, I dunno !??!

We'll have to hunt out the other threads she's putting it about on!

Ooooo err !

Originally Posted by Jim2004

Oh well you know them only too well ...lol, altho I've had the a few operations so have had the pleasure of actually wearing them :p

Yeah Sam's (and the other contributors too!) posts did crack me up :) maybe that's it for this thead, I dunno !??!

We'll have to hunt out the other threads she's putting it about on!

Ooooo err !