Going to the Dogs
Aug 2nd 2006, 1:00 am
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Going to the Dogs
Going to the dogs is underrated, its actually a very fun night out! 
I reckon the reason so many people are moving to the other side of the world and elsewhere comes down to one simple fact.
The UK is the 4th most densely populated country on the planet, 60 million squeezed onto a titch little Island. From over population comes a host of issues that give reason for emigration ie. to much traffic, expensive housing, to many laws - to maintain some order, pollution, strain on NHS schools etc. Its like rats in a sack.
I have an ingenius solution to make less people leave their homeland in a huff.
1. A mega strict border force.
2. New cities in the far north of scotland, the population is to weighted towards the south. And a hong kong style development on one of the western isles.
3. Buy a chunk of the Western Sahara to enlarge our countries living space, perhaps build an underwater motorway to get there.
4. Consider invading Norway, after all they invaded us, they have a HUGE country and only 4 million people, its just plain greedy.
5. Bring back the birch and noose.
6. Bring Army back from Iraq and Afghanistan and put them to good use, capture all ILLEGAL immigrants est. up to 1 million and send them home, they are not required and nobody apart from a few lefties want them here, as we have just had 600,000 poles move here in the last 2 years. Who are here legally to do jobs etc. and were expecting a few hundred thousand Bulgarians and Romanians here next Jan (when they can move here).
A couple of questions, is it easier to pass a driving test in Oz than the UK and also, did anyone move there secretly to be as far away as possible from their families, despite pretending to them that they would really miss them?
I reckon the reason so many people are moving to the other side of the world and elsewhere comes down to one simple fact.
The UK is the 4th most densely populated country on the planet, 60 million squeezed onto a titch little Island. From over population comes a host of issues that give reason for emigration ie. to much traffic, expensive housing, to many laws - to maintain some order, pollution, strain on NHS schools etc. Its like rats in a sack.
I have an ingenius solution to make less people leave their homeland in a huff.
1. A mega strict border force.
2. New cities in the far north of scotland, the population is to weighted towards the south. And a hong kong style development on one of the western isles.
3. Buy a chunk of the Western Sahara to enlarge our countries living space, perhaps build an underwater motorway to get there.
4. Consider invading Norway, after all they invaded us, they have a HUGE country and only 4 million people, its just plain greedy.
5. Bring back the birch and noose.
6. Bring Army back from Iraq and Afghanistan and put them to good use, capture all ILLEGAL immigrants est. up to 1 million and send them home, they are not required and nobody apart from a few lefties want them here, as we have just had 600,000 poles move here in the last 2 years. Who are here legally to do jobs etc. and were expecting a few hundred thousand Bulgarians and Romanians here next Jan (when they can move here).
A couple of questions, is it easier to pass a driving test in Oz than the UK and also, did anyone move there secretly to be as far away as possible from their families, despite pretending to them that they would really miss them?
Aug 2nd 2006, 1:16 am
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Re: Going to the Dogs
Originally Posted by jon1297
Going to the dogs is underrated, its actually a very fun night out!
I reckon the reason so many people are moving to the other side of the world and elsewhere comes down to one simple fact.
The UK is the 4th most densely populated country on the planet, 60 million squeezed onto a titch little Island. From over population comes a host of issues that give reason for emigration ie. to much traffic, expensive housing, to many laws - to maintain some order, pollution, strain on NHS schools etc. Its like rats in a sack.
I have an ingenius solution to make less people leave their homeland in a huff.
1. A mega strict border force.
2. New cities in the far north of scotland, the population is to weighted towards the south. And a hong kong style development on one of the western isles.
3. Buy a chunk of the Western Sahara to enlarge our countries living space, perhaps build an underwater motorway to get there.
4. Consider invading Norway, after all they invaded us, they have a HUGE country and only 4 million people, its just plain greedy.
5. Bring back the birch and noose.
6. Bring Army back from Iraq and Afghanistan and put them to good use, capture all ILLEGAL immigrants est. up to 1 million and send them home, they are not required and nobody apart from a few lefties want them here, as we have just had 600,000 poles move here in the last 2 years. Who are here legally to do jobs etc. and were expecting a few hundred thousand Bulgarians and Romanians here next Jan (when they can move here).
A couple of questions, is it easier to pass a driving test in Oz than the UK and also, did anyone move there secretly to be as far away as possible from their families, despite pretending to them that they would really miss them?
I reckon the reason so many people are moving to the other side of the world and elsewhere comes down to one simple fact.
The UK is the 4th most densely populated country on the planet, 60 million squeezed onto a titch little Island. From over population comes a host of issues that give reason for emigration ie. to much traffic, expensive housing, to many laws - to maintain some order, pollution, strain on NHS schools etc. Its like rats in a sack.
I have an ingenius solution to make less people leave their homeland in a huff.
1. A mega strict border force.
2. New cities in the far north of scotland, the population is to weighted towards the south. And a hong kong style development on one of the western isles.
3. Buy a chunk of the Western Sahara to enlarge our countries living space, perhaps build an underwater motorway to get there.
4. Consider invading Norway, after all they invaded us, they have a HUGE country and only 4 million people, its just plain greedy.
5. Bring back the birch and noose.
6. Bring Army back from Iraq and Afghanistan and put them to good use, capture all ILLEGAL immigrants est. up to 1 million and send them home, they are not required and nobody apart from a few lefties want them here, as we have just had 600,000 poles move here in the last 2 years. Who are here legally to do jobs etc. and were expecting a few hundred thousand Bulgarians and Romanians here next Jan (when they can move here).
A couple of questions, is it easier to pass a driving test in Oz than the UK and also, did anyone move there secretly to be as far away as possible from their families, despite pretending to them that they would really miss them?
It's not rocket science to protect the UK's borders. A few hundred troops at key ports & the tunnel would do it. Thing is mass immigration is part of the Blair/Brown masterplan for the UK. They want all the kids to go to university so need low cost workers to do all the jobs that graduates will not do.
There is too much emphasis on the South East of England. More development is needed in Scotland & the North. Expand Inverness to a 2-3 milion city with a couple of nuke power stations as well. Aberdeen should be doubled, even tripled in size, same for Newcastle. Give comapnies massive tax breaks to move there.
Death penalty for terrorists, murders & rapists would be good too.
Romania & Bulgaria have not been let into the EU yet, 2008 is the date I think. Government has not said if they are going to be let into the UK. Could be an election losing issue for them.
The further I can get away from my family the better.
Aug 2nd 2006, 1:26 am
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Re: Going to the Dogs
To reduce the strain on the UK's resources the Government could apply the same immigration criteria to people born in the UK as to those who immigrate legally. All those that fail have to move to France. That should sort out the wheat from the chaff.
Aug 2nd 2006, 1:27 am
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Re: Going to the Dogs
did anyone move there secretly to be as far away as possible from their families, despite pretending to them that they would really miss them?[/QUOTE]
Ooo yeah... The Outlaw... :scared:
Rod
Ooo yeah... The Outlaw... :scared:
Rod
Aug 2nd 2006, 1:30 am
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Re: Going to the Dogs
Originally Posted by Amazulu
Some good ideas.
It's not rocket science to protect the UK's borders. A few hundred troops at key ports & the tunnel would do it. Thing is mass immigration is part of the Blair/Brown masterplan for the UK. They want all the kids to go to university so need low cost workers to do all the jobs that graduates will not do.
There is too much emphasis on the South East of England. More development is needed in Scotland & the North. Expand Inverness to a 2-3 milion city with a couple of nuke power stations as well. Aberdeen should be doubled, even tripled in size, same for Newcastle. Give comapnies massive tax breaks to move there.
Death penalty for terrorists, murders & rapists would be good too.
Romania & Bulgaria have not been let into the EU yet, 2008 is the date I think. Government has not said if they are going to be let into the UK. Could be an election losing issue for them.
The further I can get away from my family the better.
It's not rocket science to protect the UK's borders. A few hundred troops at key ports & the tunnel would do it. Thing is mass immigration is part of the Blair/Brown masterplan for the UK. They want all the kids to go to university so need low cost workers to do all the jobs that graduates will not do.
There is too much emphasis on the South East of England. More development is needed in Scotland & the North. Expand Inverness to a 2-3 milion city with a couple of nuke power stations as well. Aberdeen should be doubled, even tripled in size, same for Newcastle. Give comapnies massive tax breaks to move there.
Death penalty for terrorists, murders & rapists would be good too.
Romania & Bulgaria have not been let into the EU yet, 2008 is the date I think. Government has not said if they are going to be let into the UK. Could be an election losing issue for them.
The further I can get away from my family the better.
Aug 2nd 2006, 1:35 am
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Re: Going to the Dogs
Originally Posted by Hutch
Strange blend of left wing and far right wing views you have...
It's probably strange that I like it here here as this a socialist country & I hate socialism.
Aug 2nd 2006, 1:45 am
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Re: Going to the Dogs
Originally Posted by Amazulu
It's mainly far right wing with a few slightly left wing views thrown in.
He treated the jews terrbily but built good motorways.
Aug 2nd 2006, 1:48 am
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Re: Going to the Dogs
Originally Posted by renth
A bit like Hitler
He treated the jews terrbily but built good motorways.
He treated the jews terrbily but built good motorways.
Aug 2nd 2006, 1:52 am
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Re: Going to the Dogs
I admit to confusion.
12th thread this week saying 600 poles arrived in UK, OK but other thread says 5 million poms left.
RIght so is the UK getting less crowded or more crowded.
Does anyone have the NET migration figures for the UK and for OZ, that is how many left the UK/OZ and how many arrived in UK/OZ (preferably not the daily mail ones). Its getting so dramatic on here its a bit hard to know whats really going on.
12th thread this week saying 600 poles arrived in UK, OK but other thread says 5 million poms left.
RIght so is the UK getting less crowded or more crowded.
Does anyone have the NET migration figures for the UK and for OZ, that is how many left the UK/OZ and how many arrived in UK/OZ (preferably not the daily mail ones). Its getting so dramatic on here its a bit hard to know whats really going on.
Aug 2nd 2006, 1:56 am
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Re: Going to the Dogs
Originally Posted by jad n rich
whats really going on.
Aug 2nd 2006, 2:09 am
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Re: Going to the Dogs
Originally Posted by gedge
Poland has gone to the dogs.
. I guess I shouldn't say that on here, someone will explain thats all the poles taking their UK benefits back there 
Aug 2nd 2006, 2:17 am
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Re: Going to the Dogs
Originally Posted by jad n rich
I really am confused I have a nurse friend who is polish, married to a Doctor here, they visit yearly and are considering moving back there, according to them the polish economy is quite good . I guess I shouldn't say that on here, someone will explain thats all the poles taking their UK benefits back there
. I guess I shouldn't say that on here, someone will explain thats all the poles taking their UK benefits back there
Aug 2nd 2006, 4:16 am
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Re: Going to the Dogs
Seems net migration is INTO the UK
http://www.statistics.gov.uk/cci/nugget.asp?id=1311
So more people are choosing to enter and live in the UK than are choosing to leave. Perhaps its not so bad after all.
What are the entry requirements to get into Poland, I might go and live there. Will I get a free flat screen TV like I do if I go to the UK?
http://www.statistics.gov.uk/cci/nugget.asp?id=1311
So more people are choosing to enter and live in the UK than are choosing to leave. Perhaps its not so bad after all.
What are the entry requirements to get into Poland, I might go and live there. Will I get a free flat screen TV like I do if I go to the UK?
Aug 2nd 2006, 4:29 am
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Re: Going to the Dogs
Originally Posted by jad n rich
I admit to confusion.
12th thread this week saying 600 poles arrived in UK, OK but other thread says 5 million poms left.
RIght so is the UK getting less crowded or more crowded.
Does anyone have the NET migration figures for the UK and for OZ, that is how many left the UK/OZ and how many arrived in UK/OZ (preferably not the daily mail ones). Its getting so dramatic on here its a bit hard to know whats really going on.
12th thread this week saying 600 poles arrived in UK, OK but other thread says 5 million poms left.
RIght so is the UK getting less crowded or more crowded.
Does anyone have the NET migration figures for the UK and for OZ, that is how many left the UK/OZ and how many arrived in UK/OZ (preferably not the daily mail ones). Its getting so dramatic on here its a bit hard to know whats really going on.
Maggie
Aug 2nd 2006, 4:36 am
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Re: Going to the Dogs
Originally Posted by jayr
What are the entry requirements to get into Poland?