God created Australia
Oct 25th 2005, 10:49 am
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God created Australia
In the beginning God created day and night. He created day for footy matches, going to the beach and BBQ's. He created night for going prawning, sleeping and BBQ's. God saw that it was good.
Evening came and morning came and it was the Second Day. On the Second Day, God created water - for surfing, swimming and BBQ's on the beach. God saw that it was good.
Evening came and morning came and it was the Third Day. On the Third Day God created the Earth to bring forth plants - to provide malt and yeast for beer and wood for BBQs. God saw that it was good.
Evening came and morning came and it was the Fourth Day. On the Fourth Day God created animals and crustaceans for chops, sausages, steak and prawns for BBQ's. God saw that it was good.
Evening came and morning came and it was the Fifth Day. On the Fifth day God created a bloke - to go to the footy, enjoy the beach, drink the beer and eat the meat and prawns at BBQ's. God saw that it was good.
Evening came and morning came and it was the Sixth Day. On the Sixth Day God saw that this bloke was lonely and needed someone to go to the footy, surf, drink beer, eat and stand around the barbie with. So God created Mates, and God saw that they were good blokes. God saw that it was good.
Evening came and morning came and it was the Seventh Day. On the Seventh Day God looked around at the twinkling Barbie fires, heard the hiss of opening beer cans and the raucous laughter of all the blokes, smelled the aroma of grilled chops and sizzling prawns and God saw that it was good.... well almost good. He saw that the blokes were too tired to clean up and needed a rest. So God created Sheila's - to clean the house, bear children, wash, and cook and clean the BBQ.
God saw that it was not just good, it was better than that, it was Bloody Awesome! IT WAS AUSTRALIA!!
Evening came and morning came and it was the Second Day. On the Second Day, God created water - for surfing, swimming and BBQ's on the beach. God saw that it was good.
Evening came and morning came and it was the Third Day. On the Third Day God created the Earth to bring forth plants - to provide malt and yeast for beer and wood for BBQs. God saw that it was good.
Evening came and morning came and it was the Fourth Day. On the Fourth Day God created animals and crustaceans for chops, sausages, steak and prawns for BBQ's. God saw that it was good.
Evening came and morning came and it was the Fifth Day. On the Fifth day God created a bloke - to go to the footy, enjoy the beach, drink the beer and eat the meat and prawns at BBQ's. God saw that it was good.
Evening came and morning came and it was the Sixth Day. On the Sixth Day God saw that this bloke was lonely and needed someone to go to the footy, surf, drink beer, eat and stand around the barbie with. So God created Mates, and God saw that they were good blokes. God saw that it was good.
Evening came and morning came and it was the Seventh Day. On the Seventh Day God looked around at the twinkling Barbie fires, heard the hiss of opening beer cans and the raucous laughter of all the blokes, smelled the aroma of grilled chops and sizzling prawns and God saw that it was good.... well almost good. He saw that the blokes were too tired to clean up and needed a rest. So God created Sheila's - to clean the house, bear children, wash, and cook and clean the BBQ.
God saw that it was not just good, it was better than that, it was Bloody Awesome! IT WAS AUSTRALIA!!
Oct 25th 2005, 10:51 am
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Re: God created Australia
youre a dead man walking mate!!! 
Oct 25th 2005, 10:55 am
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Re: God created Australia
Originally Posted by Bix
In the beginning God created day and night. He created day for footy matches, going to the beach and BBQ's. He created night for going prawning, sleeping and BBQ's. God saw that it was good.
Evening came and morning came and it was the Second Day. On the Second Day, God created water - for surfing, swimming and BBQ's on the beach. God saw that it was good.
Evening came and morning came and it was the Third Day. On the Third Day God created the Earth to bring forth plants - to provide malt and yeast for beer and wood for BBQs. God saw that it was good.
Evening came and morning came and it was the Fourth Day. On the Fourth Day God created animals and crustaceans for chops, sausages, steak and prawns for BBQ's. God saw that it was good.
Evening came and morning came and it was the Fifth Day. On the Fifth day God created a bloke - to go to the footy, enjoy the beach, drink the beer and eat the meat and prawns at BBQ's. God saw that it was good.
Evening came and morning came and it was the Sixth Day. On the Sixth Day God saw that this bloke was lonely and needed someone to go to the footy, surf, drink beer, eat and stand around the barbie with. So God created Mates, and God saw that they were good blokes. God saw that it was good.
Evening came and morning came and it was the Seventh Day. On the Seventh Day God looked around at the twinkling Barbie fires, heard the hiss of opening beer cans and the raucous laughter of all the blokes, smelled the aroma of grilled chops and sizzling prawns and God saw that it was good.... well almost good. He saw that the blokes were too tired to clean up and needed a rest. So God created Sheila's - to clean the house, bear children, wash, and cook and clean the BBQ.
God saw that it was not just good, it was better than that, it was Bloody Awesome! IT WAS AUSTRALIA!!
Evening came and morning came and it was the Second Day. On the Second Day, God created water - for surfing, swimming and BBQ's on the beach. God saw that it was good.
Evening came and morning came and it was the Third Day. On the Third Day God created the Earth to bring forth plants - to provide malt and yeast for beer and wood for BBQs. God saw that it was good.
Evening came and morning came and it was the Fourth Day. On the Fourth Day God created animals and crustaceans for chops, sausages, steak and prawns for BBQ's. God saw that it was good.
Evening came and morning came and it was the Fifth Day. On the Fifth day God created a bloke - to go to the footy, enjoy the beach, drink the beer and eat the meat and prawns at BBQ's. God saw that it was good.
Evening came and morning came and it was the Sixth Day. On the Sixth Day God saw that this bloke was lonely and needed someone to go to the footy, surf, drink beer, eat and stand around the barbie with. So God created Mates, and God saw that they were good blokes. God saw that it was good.
Evening came and morning came and it was the Seventh Day. On the Seventh Day God looked around at the twinkling Barbie fires, heard the hiss of opening beer cans and the raucous laughter of all the blokes, smelled the aroma of grilled chops and sizzling prawns and God saw that it was good.... well almost good. He saw that the blokes were too tired to clean up and needed a rest. So God created Sheila's - to clean the house, bear children, wash, and cook and clean the BBQ.
God saw that it was not just good, it was better than that, it was Bloody Awesome! IT WAS AUSTRALIA!!
Oct 25th 2005, 11:04 am
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Re: God created Australia
Originally Posted by cranni
GLAD MY NAMES NOT SHEILA
You can change your name by deed poll
Oct 25th 2005, 11:18 am
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Re: God created Australia
Originally Posted by Bix
Now, now ladies. Don't fret.
You can change your name by deed poll
You can change your name by deed poll
youre so brave bixie - is da boss out tonight!?!?!
Oct 25th 2005, 11:19 am
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Re: God created Australia
Good, very good.
I like it.
I like it.
Oct 25th 2005, 11:20 am
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Re: God created Australia
Let me check.
OI ! knock...knock......you still there ?
Yep, she's still shut in the cupboard
OI ! knock...knock......you still there ?
Yep, she's still shut in the cupboard
Oct 25th 2005, 11:24 am
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Re: God created Australia
Originally Posted by Bix
Let me check.
OI ! knock...knock......you still there ?
Yep, she's still shut in the cupboard
OI ! knock...knock......you still there ?
Yep, she's still shut in the cupboard
she must be abroad thats all i can say!
Oct 25th 2005, 11:26 am
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Re: God created Australia
Originally Posted by Bix
Let me check.
OI ! knock...knock......you still there ?
Yep, she's still shut in the cupboard
OI ! knock...knock......you still there ?
Yep, she's still shut in the cupboard
Oct 25th 2005, 11:29 am
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Re: God created Australia
Very Good Bix... if you could fit any more karma in I'd send you some.
Oct 25th 2005, 11:38 am
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Re: God created Australia
Is this a contribution to the Intelligent Design vs Evolution debate?
Oct 25th 2005, 11:46 am
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Re: God created Australia
Nice one Bix...
Tried to send some K but The Jedi Council wouldn't let me!
As Rooksie said though, I wouldn't like to be you when Da Boss reads this!!!
Tried to send some K but The Jedi Council wouldn't let me!
As Rooksie said though, I wouldn't like to be you when Da Boss reads this!!!
Oct 25th 2005, 11:53 am
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Re: God created Australia
Originally Posted by Scossie
Nice one Bix...
Tried to send some K but The Jedi Council wouldn't let me!
As Rooksie said though, I wouldn't like to be you when Da Boss reads this!!!
Tried to send some K but The Jedi Council wouldn't let me!
As Rooksie said though, I wouldn't like to be you when Da Boss reads this!!!
im rather looking forward to it mate!!!!!! BRING IT ON!!!
Oct 25th 2005, 11:59 am
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Re: God created Australia
Originally Posted by lesleys
a contribution to the Intelligent Design vs Evolution debate?
Oct 25th 2005, 12:01 pm
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Re: God created Australia
Originally Posted by Scossie
I wouldn't like to be you when Da Boss reads this!!!
Got her house trained nowadays.
If she isn't nice to me I don't allow her to cook me dinner