Funny and stupid Posts
May 9th 2005, 11:07 am
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Re: Funny and stupid Posts
Originally Posted by possoms
Jeez DD just finished reading it had to do it in instalments 
my brain has frazzled.
Peed of though cos we still dont know if she ever got to USA
my brain has frazzled.Peed of though cos we still dont know if she ever got to USA
I think this will remain one of lifes little mysteries!!!
D D
May 10th 2005, 12:26 am
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Re: Funny and stupid Posts
Originally Posted by DollyDaydream
Hi Wombat,
Just found the hallowed 'Guinevere' post. For those who don't know, it's a loooooong thread so get yourselves a cup of coffee (or red bull) and a cushion to sit on, you'll be a while - but it's a classic!
Enjoy
http://britishexpats.com/forum/showt...7&page=1&pp=15
D D
Just found the hallowed 'Guinevere' post. For those who don't know, it's a loooooong thread so get yourselves a cup of coffee (or red bull) and a cushion to sit on, you'll be a while - but it's a classic!
Enjoy
http://britishexpats.com/forum/showt...7&page=1&pp=15
D D
Just got a relpy to a work email I sent out last week. It was to a lady called Genevieve. Just looked and I'd started it 'Dear Guinevere...'
May 10th 2005, 7:45 am
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Re: Funny and stupid Posts
Now THIS one is just plain paranoid......but by the time I got to the bottom I was creased up with laughter....... talk about thinking Big Brother is watching you.......
http://britishexpats.com/forum/showthread.php?t=259661
read it quick before it gets deleted!i think my fave paragraph is:
"FBI agents ILLEGALLY entered my apartment when I was not home in May
2004, stole a "yellow highlighter" and after I moved to a different
Atlanta suburbs a month later entered my apartment again when I was
not home and placed the "yellow highlighter" on the carpet in the
middle of my bedroom by the time I came back from watching Fahrenheit
9/11 movie on 6/27/04. The FBI knew that I went to watch Fahrenheit
9/11 movie on 6/27/04 because they were watching me looking for
directions and movie times on the internet and also with the help of
gps vehicle tracking devices in my car."
or maybe
"FBI agents ILLEGALLY entered my apartment when I was not home on
7/18/04 in the morning and turned the Air Conditioner "ON"
intentionally by the time I came back to TORTURE me."
http://britishexpats.com/forum/showthread.php?t=259661
read it quick before it gets deleted!i think my fave paragraph is:
"FBI agents ILLEGALLY entered my apartment when I was not home in May
2004, stole a "yellow highlighter" and after I moved to a different
Atlanta suburbs a month later entered my apartment again when I was
not home and placed the "yellow highlighter" on the carpet in the
middle of my bedroom by the time I came back from watching Fahrenheit
9/11 movie on 6/27/04. The FBI knew that I went to watch Fahrenheit
9/11 movie on 6/27/04 because they were watching me looking for
directions and movie times on the internet and also with the help of
gps vehicle tracking devices in my car."
or maybe
"FBI agents ILLEGALLY entered my apartment when I was not home on
7/18/04 in the morning and turned the Air Conditioner "ON"
intentionally by the time I came back to TORTURE me."
May 10th 2005, 7:59 am
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Re: Funny and stupid Posts
[QUOTE=Pollyana]
"FBI agents ILLEGALLY entered my apartment when I was not home in May
2004, stole a "yellow highlighter" and after I moved to a different
Atlanta suburbs a month later entered my apartment again when I was
not home and placed the "yellow highlighter" on the carpet in the
middle of my bedroom by the time I came back from watching Fahrenheit
9/11 movie on 6/27/04. The FBI knew that I went to watch Fahrenheit
9/11 movie on 6/27/04 because they were watching me looking for
directions and movie times on the internet and also with the help of
gps vehicle tracking devices in my car."
QUOTE]
Don't you just hate it when the FBI mess with your stationary!!
"FBI agents ILLEGALLY entered my apartment when I was not home in May
2004, stole a "yellow highlighter" and after I moved to a different
Atlanta suburbs a month later entered my apartment again when I was
not home and placed the "yellow highlighter" on the carpet in the
middle of my bedroom by the time I came back from watching Fahrenheit
9/11 movie on 6/27/04. The FBI knew that I went to watch Fahrenheit
9/11 movie on 6/27/04 because they were watching me looking for
directions and movie times on the internet and also with the help of
gps vehicle tracking devices in my car."
QUOTE]
Don't you just hate it when the FBI mess with your stationary!!
May 10th 2005, 8:02 am
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Re: Funny and stupid Posts
:scared: I couldn't read the whole of that!
May 10th 2005, 8:07 am
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They've got Larissa spooked then Hey, I wonder if it was one of those pesky FBI agents that bit Hevs?? :scared:
Hey, I wonder if it was one of those pesky FBI agents that bit Hevs?? :scared:
May 10th 2005, 8:20 am
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Re: Funny and stupid Posts
Originally Posted by Larissa
:scared: I couldn't read the whole of that!
Lost any yellow highlighters lately???
May 10th 2005, 9:13 am
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Re: Funny and stupid Posts
PMSL My favourite bit was
"You can do a quick investigative test by emailing to [email protected]
and asking Frank if he is an undercover FBI agent and I am absolutely
positive he WONT respond and DENY he is an FBI agent because then it
will be a LIE. With this test you can conclude Frank Spodek is indeed
an undercover FBI agent"
Didn't realise FBI agents had such a big thing with doughnuts
My daughter has lost her mobile phone and a "best friends" necklace - those pesky FBI agents again
"You can do a quick investigative test by emailing to [email protected]
and asking Frank if he is an undercover FBI agent and I am absolutely
positive he WONT respond and DENY he is an FBI agent because then it
will be a LIE. With this test you can conclude Frank Spodek is indeed
an undercover FBI agent"
Didn't realise FBI agents had such a big thing with doughnuts
My daughter has lost her mobile phone and a "best friends" necklace - those pesky FBI agents again
May 10th 2005, 9:20 am
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Re: Funny and stupid Posts
OMG!!!!
FBI have been in my place this morning then...........a pink highlighter has gone off my computer desk.....perhaps its the gay branch of the fbi wot did it!!
(no offence intended)
FBI have been in my place this morning then...........a pink highlighter has gone off my computer desk.....perhaps its the gay branch of the fbi wot did it!!
(no offence intended)
May 10th 2005, 9:50 am
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Re: Funny and stupid Posts
Originally Posted by Pollyana
Don't tell me the FBI have it in for you as well, Larissa! Lost any yellow highlighters lately???
Lost any yellow highlighters lately???
May 10th 2005, 9:54 am
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Re: Funny and stupid Posts
Originally Posted by Larissa
How did you know about that
May 10th 2005, 10:01 am
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Re: Funny and stupid Posts
Originally Posted by Pollyana
Have you considered the possibility that I'm one of the millions of sneaky FBI agents.......... :scared:
May 10th 2005, 10:36 am
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Re: Funny and stupid Posts
Originally Posted by Pollyana
Now THIS one is just plain paranoid......but by the time I got to the bottom I was creased up with laughter....... talk about thinking Big Brother is watching you.......
http://britishexpats.com/forum/showthread.php?t=259661
read it quick before it gets deleted!i think my fave paragraph is:
"FBI agents ILLEGALLY entered my apartment when I was not home in May
2004, stole a "yellow highlighter" and after I moved to a different
Atlanta suburbs a month later entered my apartment again when I was
not home and placed the "yellow highlighter" on the carpet in the
middle of my bedroom by the time I came back from watching Fahrenheit
9/11 movie on 6/27/04. The FBI knew that I went to watch Fahrenheit
9/11 movie on 6/27/04 because they were watching me looking for
directions and movie times on the internet and also with the help of
gps vehicle tracking devices in my car."
or maybe
"FBI agents ILLEGALLY entered my apartment when I was not home on
7/18/04 in the morning and turned the Air Conditioner "ON"
intentionally by the time I came back to TORTURE me."
http://britishexpats.com/forum/showthread.php?t=259661
read it quick before it gets deleted!i think my fave paragraph is:
"FBI agents ILLEGALLY entered my apartment when I was not home in May
2004, stole a "yellow highlighter" and after I moved to a different
Atlanta suburbs a month later entered my apartment again when I was
not home and placed the "yellow highlighter" on the carpet in the
middle of my bedroom by the time I came back from watching Fahrenheit
9/11 movie on 6/27/04. The FBI knew that I went to watch Fahrenheit
9/11 movie on 6/27/04 because they were watching me looking for
directions and movie times on the internet and also with the help of
gps vehicle tracking devices in my car."
or maybe
"FBI agents ILLEGALLY entered my apartment when I was not home on
7/18/04 in the morning and turned the Air Conditioner "ON"
intentionally by the time I came back to TORTURE me."
:scared:
May 10th 2005, 10:40 am
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Re: Funny and stupid Posts
Originally Posted by possoms
OMG I've been searching for a set of Channel Lipsticks that my partner bought me for weeks and weeks, cant find them anywhere. Now it has all become clear :scared:
:scared:
May 10th 2005, 10:46 am
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Re: Funny and stupid Posts
Originally Posted by Pollyana
Have you considered the possibility that I'm one of the millions of sneaky FBI agents.......... :scared:
When I worked in Mental Health there was a woman who had placed cctv cameras in her garden pointing at her roses. She believe the government were going to come in the middle of the night and cut the heads off ... I believed her too.
Also there was this bloke who had laid traps all around his house to catch them. He changed his name to Eddie Gerkin so they wouldnt know who he was.
There are many more cases and these government agents try to make them look mad, but hey I know better. its all part of the plan