sludger

Please send in any funny English stuff you may have that we can use.
We run a website:

http://www.saintgeorgesday.com.au

If I use the stuff I can mention your name if you like.

We hold a charity lunch as near as possible to the 23rd April every year here in Perth, it's just a bit of fun, most of us are either naturalised Australians or Aussies with English background.
Please no serious replies just look at the website if you need cheering up