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>>Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met.
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>>After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together
>>was, of course, perfect.
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>>One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, thi s perfect couple was driving their
>>perfect car along a winding road, when they noticed someone at the side of
>>the road in distress.
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>>Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help. There stood Santa Claus
>>with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to disappoint any children on the
>>eve of Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their
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>>Soon they were driving along delivering the toys.
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>>Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple
>>and Santa Claus had an accident.
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>>Only one survived the accident.
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>>Question: Who was the survivor ?????????????
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>>(Scroll down for the answer. Trust me, it's worth it)
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>>Answer: The perfect woman survived. She's the only one who really existed
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>>Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is no such thing as a
>>perfect man.
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>>Women stop reading here, that is the end of the joke.
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>>Men keep scrolling.
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>>So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus the woman must have been
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>>This explains why there was a car accident.
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>>Men keep scrolling
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>>By the way, if you're a woman and you're still reading, this illustrates
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>>Women never listen.


Sorry couldn't resist posting this

Bobbi

I liked that one!

suec

very good - I shall pass that one on!

chippy

An interesting postulation (and humourous) yafm. Permit me to ask me ask you a question....



Where would man be today if it wasn't for women?
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In the Garden of Eden eating water melon and taking it easy.