First Class to Melbourne!!!
Nov 7th 2005, 10:23 am
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First Class to Melbourne!!!
A plane is on its way to Melbourne when a blonde in Economy Class gets
up and moves to the First Class section and sits down. The flight
attendant watches her do this and asks to see her ticket. She then tells
the blonde passenger that she paid for Economy and that she will have to
go and sit in the back. The blonde replies "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful,
I'm going to Melbourne and I'm staying right here! "The flight attendant
goes into the cockpit and tells the pilot and copilot that there is some
blonde bimbo sitting in First Class that belongs in Economy and won't
move back to her seat. The copilot goes back to the blonde and tries to
explain that because she only paid for Economy she is only entitled to
an economy place and she will have to leave and return to her original
seat. The blonde replies, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to
Melbourne and I'm staying right here!" Exasperated the copilot tells the
pilot that it was no use and that he probably should have the police
waiting when they land to arrest this blonde woman that won't listen to
reason. The pilot says, "You say she's blonde? I'll handle this, I'm
married to a blonde, and I speak blonde!" He goes back to the blonde,
whispers in her ear, and she says "Oh, I'm sorry - I had no idea" gets
up and moves back to her seat in the economy section. The flight
attendant and copilot are amazed and asked him what he said to
make her move without any fuss. The Pilot replied "I told her First
Class isn't going to Melbourne"!
up and moves to the First Class section and sits down. The flight
attendant watches her do this and asks to see her ticket. She then tells
the blonde passenger that she paid for Economy and that she will have to
go and sit in the back. The blonde replies "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful,
I'm going to Melbourne and I'm staying right here! "The flight attendant
goes into the cockpit and tells the pilot and copilot that there is some
blonde bimbo sitting in First Class that belongs in Economy and won't
move back to her seat. The copilot goes back to the blonde and tries to
explain that because she only paid for Economy she is only entitled to
an economy place and she will have to leave and return to her original
seat. The blonde replies, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to
Melbourne and I'm staying right here!" Exasperated the copilot tells the
pilot that it was no use and that he probably should have the police
waiting when they land to arrest this blonde woman that won't listen to
reason. The pilot says, "You say she's blonde? I'll handle this, I'm
married to a blonde, and I speak blonde!" He goes back to the blonde,
whispers in her ear, and she says "Oh, I'm sorry - I had no idea" gets
up and moves back to her seat in the economy section. The flight
attendant and copilot are amazed and asked him what he said to
make her move without any fuss. The Pilot replied "I told her First
Class isn't going to Melbourne"!
Nov 7th 2005, 11:06 am
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Re: First Class to Melbourne!!!
Glad I dyed my hair brown artificial intelligence 
artificial intelligence
Nov 7th 2005, 11:07 am
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Re: First Class to Melbourne!!!
Great,does that mean there's less people with their heads up there asses in Melbourne then!
Nov 7th 2005, 12:00 pm
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Re: First Class to Melbourne!!!
Nice one Jacs
I am only bottle blonde anyway
Ang
I am only bottle blonde anyway
Ang
Nov 7th 2005, 12:01 pm
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Re: First Class to Melbourne!!!
Originally Posted by Rich and Angie
Nice one Jacs
I am only bottle blonde anyway
Ang
I am only bottle blonde anyway
Ang
same here mate - i dont match!!
Nov 7th 2005, 12:03 pm
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Re: First Class to Melbourne!!!
Nice one Jacs
I am only bottle blonde anyway(quote)
And I'm a proud Blondish (with natural underneath) Airhead
I am only bottle blonde anyway(quote)
And I'm a proud Blondish (with natural underneath) Airhead
Nov 7th 2005, 1:24 pm
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Re: First Class to Melbourne!!!
Originally Posted by lor
I am only bottle blonde anyway(quote)
And I'm a proud Blondish (with natural underneath) Airhead
And I'm a proud Blondish (with natural underneath) Airhead
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Nov 7th 2005, 4:12 pm
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Re: First Class to Melbourne!!!
Originally Posted by Rooksie
A plane is on its way to Melbourne when a blonde in Economy Class gets
up and moves to the First Class section and sits down. The flight
attendant watches her do this and asks to see her ticket. She then tells
the blonde passenger that she paid for Economy and that she will have to
go and sit in the back. The blonde replies "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful,
I'm going to Melbourne and I'm staying right here! "The flight attendant
goes into the cockpit and tells the pilot and copilot that there is some
blonde bimbo sitting in First Class that belongs in Economy and won't
move back to her seat. The copilot goes back to the blonde and tries to
explain that because she only paid for Economy she is only entitled to
an economy place and she will have to leave and return to her original
seat. The blonde replies, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to
Melbourne and I'm staying right here!" Exasperated the copilot tells the
pilot that it was no use and that he probably should have the police
waiting when they land to arrest this blonde woman that won't listen to
reason. The pilot says, "You say she's blonde? I'll handle this, I'm
married to a blonde, and I speak blonde!" He goes back to the blonde,
whispers in her ear, and she says "Oh, I'm sorry - I had no idea" gets
up and moves back to her seat in the economy section. The flight
attendant and copilot are amazed and asked him what he said to
make her move without any fuss. The Pilot replied "I told her First
Class isn't going to Melbourne"!
up and moves to the First Class section and sits down. The flight
attendant watches her do this and asks to see her ticket. She then tells
the blonde passenger that she paid for Economy and that she will have to
go and sit in the back. The blonde replies "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful,
I'm going to Melbourne and I'm staying right here! "The flight attendant
goes into the cockpit and tells the pilot and copilot that there is some
blonde bimbo sitting in First Class that belongs in Economy and won't
move back to her seat. The copilot goes back to the blonde and tries to
explain that because she only paid for Economy she is only entitled to
an economy place and she will have to leave and return to her original
seat. The blonde replies, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to
Melbourne and I'm staying right here!" Exasperated the copilot tells the
pilot that it was no use and that he probably should have the police
waiting when they land to arrest this blonde woman that won't listen to
reason. The pilot says, "You say she's blonde? I'll handle this, I'm
married to a blonde, and I speak blonde!" He goes back to the blonde,
whispers in her ear, and she says "Oh, I'm sorry - I had no idea" gets
up and moves back to her seat in the economy section. The flight
attendant and copilot are amazed and asked him what he said to
make her move without any fuss. The Pilot replied "I told her First
Class isn't going to Melbourne"!
Nov 7th 2005, 4:21 pm
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Re: First Class to Melbourne!!!
Originally Posted by possoms
Where was the first class going then?
Brisbane of course ya eejit!!
Nov 7th 2005, 5:30 pm
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Re: First Class to Melbourne!!!
Originally Posted by Rooksie
Brisbane of course ya eejit!!
She was made for Tassie ya know.
Nov 7th 2005, 7:27 pm
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Re: First Class to Melbourne!!!
Originally Posted by wargod
The techical term ( i am led to believe) is Aeroplane blonde .... (Black box )
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Nov 7th 2005, 7:48 pm
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Re: First Class to Melbourne!!!
Love it!
Nov 7th 2005, 7:50 pm
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Re: First Class to Melbourne!!!
Originally Posted by Rooksie
same here mate - i dont match!!
Nov 8th 2005, 8:18 am
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Re: First Class to Melbourne!!!
Originally Posted by Bordy
She was made for Tassie ya know.
Nov 8th 2005, 8:20 am
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Re: First Class to Melbourne!!!
Originally Posted by Rooksie
Brisbane of course ya eejit!!
