Farting etiquette in Oz
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Originally Posted by yvsie
no dont...its ok...Im sure lots of girls tried it in their teens.....favourite pass time in French class it was...(for some...never moi
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What`s the ettiquette on fanny farts then???? ![Big Grin](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/smilies/biggrin.gif)
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Originally Posted by moneypen20
Where does the air come from
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A gross habit favoured by teen girls who think it's humourous for some reason
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Originally Posted by moneypen20
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i was good at french bix I will have you know!
...my pronuncitaion was tres excellent......oooooooooooo lala
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Originally Posted by yvsie
use your pelvic floor muscles ...suck in and blow out....so they say
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i was good at french bix I will have you know!
...my pronuncitaion was tres excellent......oooooooooooo lala
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Originally Posted by Bix
Okay, I accept your pronunciation was good.........but how was the practical ? ![Big Grin](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/smilies/biggrin.gif)
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The most disturbing place for farts has to be in the cycle class (spin). It's a closed room with about 30 bikes......now occasionally, during the sprint, you may be unlucky enough to get a waft your way. It's been a bloke every time ..... I reckon they have less control of their sphincters. The cycle instructor said she could actually hear it when walking through the class
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jtl and bix....you are very naughty boys.......as your punishment you can now stand on your chairs with hands on head and count to 100 in french.....
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