The EXPATS strike back

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Apr 11th 2005, 12:49 am

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Secretsquirral

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Re: The EXPATS strike back

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Originally Posted by steandleigh

Two years on and Hans Solo Hup's unfeasibly large disco nips had expanded...the light from them was blinding..." it's like THUNDER...LIGHTENING....ETC...ETC... knocking on wood and all that B*llocks....they were threatening to take over the world.....who would save the world from Hans Solo Hup, ( and whoever thought that the universe would be controlled from melly??? )...now that Darth Pommie was no more and Hans Solo Hup's wrisits and nips had got so UNFEASIBLY large???...

Dan...Dan...DaaaaANNNNNNN!!!!!!

Now - that does bring back memories - whatever did happen to Pommie B (the real one, I mean??!!)

Apr 11th 2005, 1:48 am

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Re: The EXPATS strike back

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Melbourne's electricity supply was now drawn from HUPs unfeasibly large disco nips, as they produced so much light, and pommy migrants were flocking to the city due to the low electric bills. Hevs was not so happy, having to share a bed with a man who plugged his nipples into the mains each night to allow the power to be drawn from them.
She looked around for a way to have them removed, and decided to call on the wealth of knowledge of ABC Diamond, a one-man-walking encyclopaedia..........

Apr 11th 2005, 1:51 am

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Re: The EXPATS strike back

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Now - that does bring back memories - whatever did happen to Pommie B (the real one, I mean??!!)

Pommie B said he was off to Kinver (staffordshire), but has since been posting on another forum we aren't allowed to name, in Kiwiland. As for the memories - you may remember this was one of the shorter, tamer stories!!