jayr

I just had a look at Oz and UK entry requirements out of interest and for UK entry you seem to need a degree, ten years experience including specialist/management, and be earning from twice the national average salary upwards. The Oz site, however lists about 200 jobs from roadsweep up. I suspect many planning to emigrate from UK to Oz would not be able to go the other way if they were already Oz citizens based on the poll PB started.

pommie bastard

Thats interesting the UK does not require more Hairdressers and Brickies then even though 60,000 of them are on their way down to Australia .
This could lead to yet another poll what is the skill base in the UK compared to Australia and which has the higher level of qualified people also the numbers of these in each country.
Does 2 million Hairdressers/Brickies make for a better country , would Great Britain be a better place if it had less qualified people and Australia worse with them , off to happy hour to think this one over.

Megalania

I hope you have not renounced British slavedom.

jayr

Perhaps there could be a test for potential emigrants against the conditions of entry to the UK. If people fail the test, the UK Government could sponsor them to leave for Australia, paying for travel and perhaps a tenner for expenses?

Megalania

Far, far too expensive for the WANNABE REBORN MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE!

A little messing with minds is much cheaper and a smug reminder of their Omnipotencenesses devilishly devious duplicity.

Just put on some "Aussie" Soap Opera in the Winter Garden and everything thats loose falls south.

Herman

And yet despite this, almost the same number of Australians permanently migrate to the UK each year as UK citizens permanently migrating to Australia. Interesting - we swap brickies for brain surgeons on an almost one for one swap. Great deal for the UK, long live these excellent screening requirements I say!

jayr

I hear that there's another country with lots of sand, hot summers, low prices relative to the UK, with a leader who pays little attention to the majority view of the public which is soon to be crying out for brickies.

Megalania

Ah, a blessed, refreshing kool change!

Just bought some shares in Centralian Cameleers Pty. Ltd. They're looking to hire import agents in TerrorReFormedLand.

Tips and training on changing one day camels into two day camels for quick resale provided by Dinky-Die Aussie brickies.

pommie bastard

Yet again you have come up with a good idea what is the IQ of an Aussie soap watcher in the UK also their employment and how many immigrate because of the addiction .

Megalania

I hate to suggest it but perhaps it is time to start planing to put on Aussie Marketing Victim TV some episodes of "Corronation Street" or some other equally vile Pommie rot that the Rent-A-Lifers seem to go misty about.

Perhaps also some Empire retro rubbish to get the Rent-A-Lifers all choaked up and become Missionaries in TerrorReFormedLand?

jayr

The result of the televised national IQ tests were as follows:

Australia 100

NI/England 108
Scotland/Wales 106

Highest Oz City Canberra 114
Highest UK City Leicester 119

pommie bastard

Now you have over stepped the mark Corrie is worshiped all over the world this is an icon god bless the Rovers Return.

http://www.corrie.net/

pommie bastard

As a Leicestershire lad I had a feeling that we were far to clued up for the Aussies this proves it , the goverment Capital here is still behind us in know how .

Megalania

God bless indeed, hopefully a venom powerful enough to counteract the "AusSoap" soporific. Otherwise we would be floating in Piss Bowls with no hope of redemption.

pommie bastard

Has Australia got any good soap actors the cardboard cutouts that preform seem lacking , maybe they should study the Corrie actors to find out whats required?