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England is pants.
Not only is England pants but the elastic on those pants is wearing thin. Hence those pants are starting to fall.
Would anyone agree?
Not only is England pants but the elastic on those pants is wearing thin. Hence those pants are starting to fall.
Would anyone agree?
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From where I'm sat in North Kent, the builders crack started to appear a long time ago.
Still, now Spring is here it will be a wrench leaving, weatherwise. Shame we couldn't leave in the depths of Winter.
As for the rest of it...pants!
Still, now Spring is here it will be a wrench leaving, weatherwise. Shame we couldn't leave in the depths of Winter.
As for the rest of it...pants!
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Ahhh lighten up.
Englands great. So is Oz.
If the elastics going saggy for you then try going commando. It'll loosen you up and chill you out!
Englands great. So is Oz.
If the elastics going saggy for you then try going commando. It'll loosen you up and chill you out!
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I'd agree. Definitely soggy old huge ones as worn by your grandma, not...
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Originally posted by Alborg
England is pants.
Would anyone agree?
England is pants.
Would anyone agree?
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I'd agree. Definitely soggy old huge ones as worn by your grandma, not...
I'd agree. Definitely soggy old huge ones as worn by your grandma, not...
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Still proud to be English ............but must agree drove passed where i was brought up as a child the other day.
Sorry to say it ,but kept the car doors locked and no way was i going to stop........sad really , don't take any joy in saying that......but there you go!
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Sorry to say it ,but kept the car doors locked and no way was i going to stop........sad really , don't take any joy in saying that......but there you go!
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England is a large, full size, grey pair of old pants that have been washed 1000 times and are near the end of their life.
Hubby is back in England at the moment ( not by choice) and says it is just as grim as ever. There is no way he will ever go back to live.He knows exactly why we left. People are rude, shops/ roads are packed, weather is freezing and cr**. No one talks to you and even though it is spring it is ccccccold.
But remember the lettuces are cheap so he may have to think again
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Hubby is back in England at the moment ( not by choice) and says it is just as grim as ever. There is no way he will ever go back to live.He knows exactly why we left. People are rude, shops/ roads are packed, weather is freezing and cr**. No one talks to you and even though it is spring it is ccccccold.
But remember the lettuces are cheap so he may have to think again
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Originally posted by tinaj
England is a large, full size, grey pair of old pants that have been washed 1000 times and are near the end of their life.
England is a large, full size, grey pair of old pants that have been washed 1000 times and are near the end of their life.
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Originally posted by tinaj
But remember the lettuces are cheap so he may have to think again
But remember the lettuces are cheap so he may have to think again
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Originally posted by Alborg
England is pants.
Not only is England pants but the elastic on those pants is wearing thin. Hence those pants are starting to fall.
Would anyone agree?
England is pants.
Not only is England pants but the elastic on those pants is wearing thin. Hence those pants are starting to fall.
Would anyone agree?
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Originally posted by Amazulu
No. UK is a great place. So is Australia.
No. UK is a great place. So is Australia.
I agree Amazulu......
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