Badge

bloody hell!!!

Emerged from shower, ths morning, towelled off, Lynxed the arms, briefs on.

Fire brigade pager goes off!!! ALERT!

Drive to station in underwear was avoided by the fact I rushed out the door in undies, stopping to grab ute keys, stood in my front yard, grapped my yellows out of the ute, and put them on. This delay meant I missed the tanker but got on the 2nd tanker.

Total fire ban day = means a lot of work for us firies! !

Badge

steandleigh

'Yellows' being those plaggy firie troosers????

Pollyana

'Yellows' being anything that covers him up and stops us having to visualise Badge in his briefs.........

steandleigh

It did come to my attention that he did say he'd put on his "briefs"!!!....Would have thought you were more of a 'tight white boxers' kinda bloke, (Blush!!!)

Anyhow, I can't think of a better way to spend my 2000th post, than discussing the state of B's undercrackers, so thanks for that Badger!

Thats me all done for now, having a break 'til september when me 1st year comes up ( sorry to hijack your 'briefs' Badge :scared: ), stuff to do, house to build, life to live and driving in underwear to be done,

All the best, xxx

gedge

Could have been worse if it happened seconds earlier.
You'd gone out without stowing your hose away!

Banksia

But he probably needs it. Sometimes the water pressure isn't all that's desirable.

Simone

Also: don't drive in your pyjama's!!!!!
Dropped Pascal and his parents off at train station in singlet and little shorts and thongs(the flip flop kind!).
Go back home..... doors locked....
I do not find it necessary to lock the door when going out for 5 mins! Pascal does, and didn't even check if I had keys!!
So, quickly back to trainstation, train just left. I could call them with the neighbours phone, but don't know mobile of by heart....
I knew they were going to Perth Zoo(train into city, walk to jetty, ferry to South Perth..), so I could intercept them..
But even though pyjama's look like summer clothes, doesn't look good without bra....
Well, my friend lives nearby... same size as me... she's on holidays, but hopefully her brother or sister are home(and otherwise it's easier to break into their house than my own...)
Well, luckily her brother is there (oh god how embarrassing...!!)
Emily's taken all her good clothes on her holiday, but I find some old stuff to chuck on.
Quickly drive into the city, to Barrack st jetty. Hopefully the ferry hasn't left yet..... phew no! But they are already on it, so I had to get on, grab the keys and quickly got off, while looking like eh... something with old jeans, a bright yellow polo t-shirt, thongs, unbrushed hair and no makeup..

Oh dear

MrsDagboy

What, like this?? :scared:

Badge

I think the front view is much better. Include the entire front - I don't want attention drawn to every detail

BM

Badge

I didn't want to draw attention to that thread, but whilst on the subject of Speedos, (also discussed elsewhere), I do recall one of the blokes making a reference to the size of my "hose"...

Badge

As I am still smarting that I lost the competion I am duty bound to post the front view so you all don't think I am a complete fatty. I am on the right.

(I accept I am a bit fat though.)

Badge

Pollyana

Well, thats put me off my dinner......

Bordy

I think you know the other naked body to Polly.

Pollyana

I do know the other one, though I don't know either of them in their naked state!!!
I have it from a reliable source that Badge does like to pose in his underwear, but as to the size of his hose, I am sworn to secrecy...... (oops, in trouble now with Mrs Badge, I guess!)

hevs

LOL, you made me choke on my drink with that one Poll