A downside to migration
 

From the BBC

According to the Office of National Statistics, it seems the UK is missing about a million men.

Its thought they may have all migrated, but since no-one looks at who leaves the country, who can tell?

So now you know why you keep bumping into pommies everywhere you go!

From the BBC

Hmmmmm maybe they went out to get a pint for the wife and never came back? :scared:
Oops better stop nagging Blim so much ;)

Or there could be a few loose paving slabs , on a few patios in good old suburbia.:scared:

..........and no i'm not a brookie fan:eek:

They must all be doing the yadda yadda in the OZ outback. It has a dire shortage of women, so much so they have TV shows and magazines that help Ozzie blokes out west get a wife :eek:
I told you the lack of Next is a serious problem for us girls.

Women of childbearing age, nice hips, young enough to help on the farm seem highly collectable. Just get the womens weekly, available in any dentist or hairdresser in OZ. Largish women, (no good being weak and skinny on a bull farm) under 30 with a keen desire to learn farming seem to end up with the wedding gown trophy.:D

Now theres an opportunity for ya ladies

:D

Thank god, i'm already married!:D

I had a narrow escape, mine is an aussie and used to work in the Western Australian Desert, I still have nightmares that I met him 5 years earlier :D :D :D

:D

Oh, just think of what could have been....!!!!:D

I liked the guy who said he didn't like crowds - do they know what a crowd is in QLD? or has it a different definition- like more than three people in a room or something? ;) :D

i went out ...
 

....the other day with my wife and her ex-schoolmates.
They brought boyfriends and 3 out of 3 of them were also english!!!!

Seems like we are becoming fashion accessories!!!
(I think it must be the tendancy to get hammered, talking fluent sh*te and pale skin......:eek: )

Re: i went out ...
 

LOL
As another fashion accesory I know what you mean.