Dotty, Ceri, Mrs Dagboy and the Pool Cleaner
Sep 23rd 2003, 5:48 am
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Dotty, Ceri, Mrs Dagboy and the Pool Cleaner
Another one of those stories of the highest quality.
Round at the Brisvegas mansion the doorbell rings and dotty goes to answer.
someone please carry on. Remember poor quality dialogue must be considered.
Round at the Brisvegas mansion the doorbell rings and dotty goes to answer.
someone please carry on. Remember poor quality dialogue must be considered.
Sep 23rd 2003, 5:58 am
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Re: Dotty, Ceri, Mrs Dagboy and the Pool Cleaner
Originally posted by bondipom
Another one of those stories of the highest quality.
Round at the Brisvegas mansion the doorbell rings and dotty goes to answer.
someone please carry on. Remember poor quality dialogue must be considered.
Another one of those stories of the highest quality.
Round at the Brisvegas mansion the doorbell rings and dotty goes to answer.
someone please carry on. Remember poor quality dialogue must be considered.
" Hi ' I'm the Pool guy, Ive come to check that your filters are all flushed, your Barracuda isn't kinked and would you like me to check for hardness?"
Sep 23rd 2003, 6:02 am
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Re: Dotty, Ceri, Mrs Dagboy and the Pool Cleaner
Originally posted by jayr
It's the Pool guy:
" Hi ' I'm the Pool guy, Ive come to check that your filters are all flushed, your Barracuda isn't kinked and would you like me to check for hardness?"
It's the Pool guy:
" Hi ' I'm the Pool guy, Ive come to check that your filters are all flushed, your Barracuda isn't kinked and would you like me to check for hardness?"
Sep 23rd 2003, 6:04 am
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Re: Dotty, Ceri, Mrs Dagboy and the Pool Cleaner
Originally posted by jayr
It's the Pool guy:
" Hi ' I'm the Pool guy, Ive come to check that your filters are all flushed, your Barracuda isn't kinked and would you like me to check for hardness?"
It's the Pool guy:
" Hi ' I'm the Pool guy, Ive come to check that your filters are all flushed, your Barracuda isn't kinked and would you like me to check for hardness?"
Sep 23rd 2003, 6:05 am
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demonstrate how hard it should be..
Sep 23rd 2003, 6:05 am
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only to find that he is a marine biologist, who studies dolphins....
Sep 23rd 2003, 6:07 am
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“You look familiar�, said the three of them in unison. “Is that you Wilf?�
Sep 23rd 2003, 6:07 am
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You're a fake & a phony cried Dotty (in a Sandy our of Grease voice)
Sep 23rd 2003, 6:07 am
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Originally posted by DianeOZ
demonstrate how hard it should be..
demonstrate how hard it should be..
Sep 23rd 2003, 6:08 am
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"we really needed you to clean the pool & get rid of all these cane toads that have over run the place"
Sep 23rd 2003, 6:10 am
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Pool cleaner guy/Wilf realises he can't handle these 3 angels on his own so calls for backup on his CB radio
Sep 23rd 2003, 6:13 am
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Sep 23rd 2003, 6:14 am
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Dottys husband unexpectedly returns from Sydney to find the awful truth about Dottys obsession with British Expats "Indeed my dear how can you explain the guy bound to our bed with a barracuda" he wails .......
Sep 23rd 2003, 6:15 am
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but he's 100% rough kneck darling honest - that's okay isn't it?
Sep 23rd 2003, 6:17 am
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Dotty to Pool-guy:
My husband said he's not going back in there until it's thouroughly cleaned out, and his pole isn't long enough to do the job properly even if he had enough energy in this heat. How deep does your pole reach Mr Pool-guy ?
My husband said he's not going back in there until it's thouroughly cleaned out, and his pole isn't long enough to do the job properly even if he had enough energy in this heat. How deep does your pole reach Mr Pool-guy ?